He's not looking at us, you blind dolt. He's looking over at that sign.
What sign?
That big one. The one with the flashing neon lights?
Ooooooooooh. What's it say?
Can't you read? Geez...it says "Beware, contained within this site is slash and bad jokes, along with some strange humor. If you believe you can handle it, enter. If not, exits are located on the back buttons of your browser."
What's slash?
Have you been under a rock for the last decade? It means sexual relations between two males or two females. You know, homosexuality?
Ooooooh...
