A/N: The challenge was to write a 100-word drabble about Snape taking a vacation. The possibilities for disaster were endless...
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, and all their associates are characters belonging to J.K. Rowling. I claim no rights to them, their surroundings, or their situations. Much to my sorrow.
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"...why I let you talk me into--oh gods. Whurf!"
Minerva winced. She'd so hoped things would work out, this time...
Every summer, the staff took a holiday. Convincing Severus to participate was always difficult.
He possibly had a point.
Last year, they'd visited a water park. Severus had nearly drowned.
The year before that was a tropical resort; the sun all but roasted him alive.
Three years back, at the botanical gardens--severe anaphylactic shock.
And this year...
"Hrack!"
...motion sickness. She patted his back and sighed, crossing "Roller coaster park" off her list.
Perhaps next year, a museum...?