A/N: The challenge was to write a drabble in which someone or something gets wet.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black/Padfoot, and all their associates are characters belonging to J.K. Rowling. I claim no rights to them, their surroundings, or their situations. Much to my sorrow.
Scourgiflea!
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"Come on, Pads."
Padfoot whined pathetically, but Remus was adamant. "Look. This place is already infested with Doxies, Boggarts, and Merlin knows what else. The last thing we need is fleas. I'm subject to them too, you know!"
The big dog scrabbled frantically to escape. Remus hauled on his collar. "It's me or Molly, Pads! Your choice..."
Finally, Padfoot suffered himself to be dumped into the big claw-footed tub. When Remus attacked him with smelly flea shampoo, his mournful howls amused the twins, infuriated Mrs. Black...and caused Snape to cut short his report and leave, looking slightly ill.