A/N: The challenge was to write a drabble incorporating a fandom clich�. I took the opportunity to parody one of my personal favorites.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and all their associates are characters belonging to J.K. Rowling. I claim no rights to them, their surroundings, or their situations. Much to my sorrow.
Get Real
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"I'm sorry, Professor," said Hermione matter-of-factly, "but I don't think I can do this. No offense, but you're twice my age, we don't get on very well, and you're--well, not really my type. I do hope you understand."
"Completely, Miss Granger. Honestly, I'm somewhat relieved--and I expect Albus will be, as well," Snape replied. "It was an altogether insupportable premise, really. But if you do not intend to finish this scene as written, I wonder if you would do me a small favor..."
"Of course, sir. Anything."
"GET POPPY DOWN HERE BEFORE I BLEED TO DEATH!"