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Three men telling about their sons

The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.


The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is
so
successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to
him!"


The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a
multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his
friends
new Mercedes, fully loaded."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a
stockbroker,and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire
portfolio."


The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking
care
of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our
sons.

How is yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a
gay
bar."

The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally
thrilled
about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three
boyfriends

gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio.

 

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10/27/2003