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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and meet her
parents and have dinner with them. Since this is such a big event,
the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like
to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.  The pharmacist
helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is
to know about condoms and sex.  At the counter, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3 pack, 10-pack, or a
family pack.

The boy tells the Pharmacist, "I intend to have sex with her all
night long."  The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack,
saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets
his girlfriend at the front door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet
my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head
down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally,
after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had
no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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10/27/2003