| New! Shimmer! Dan...Husband Gilda....wife Chevy....announcer Dan: New Shimmer is a floor wax. Gilda: No, New Shimmer is a dessert topping. Dan: It's a floor wax! I'm telling you! Gilda: No, it's a dessert topping you cow! Chevy: Hey, hey, hey...calm down you two. New Shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping! Here, I'll spray some on your mop, and some on your butterscotch pudding. Dan: Mmm, tastes terrific! Gilda: And just look at that shine! But will it last? Chevy: Heyyy! Outlasts every leading floor cleaner, 2 to 1. It's durable and it's scuff resistant. Dan: And it's delicious! I haven't even touched my pudding and I'm ready for more. New Shimmer. For the greatest shine you've ever tasted. |