Lets Talk Dirty to the Animals
(Howling noise, piano starts, cheering)

Gilda- A rooster says good morning,
             With a Cock-a-doodle-doo,
             Good morning!

            A horses neigh,
            is just his way,
            Of saying how are you?

           A lion growls, hello
           And owls ask, why?
           and where? and who?

          May I suggest,
          you get undressed,
          and show them your wazoo,

          Oh, the animals!
          The animals...
          Lets talk dirty to the animals!
          But you, Mr. Bunny,
          ...., Mr. Bear
          If they dont love it,
         They can shove it,
          Frankly, I dont care....

          Oh, the animals!
          The animals...
           Lets talk dirty to the animals...
          Up yours, Mr. Hippo,
           Piss off Mr. Fox...
           Go tell a chicken,
           Suck my dicken...
           Give it chicken pox..

           Oh, the animals!
           The animals...
            Lets talk dirty to the animals...
            From birds in the tree tops..
            to snakes in the grass!

            But! Never tell an Alligator..
            Bite...my...No!
            Never tell an Alligator...
            Bite...my...Yes!
            Never tell an Alligator...
            Bite..my...Snatch!


    
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