| What you've all been waiting for.... |
| Rhondettes: Oooo ah Ooo (2X) Ooo ah Waaa Rhonda: They say you gave rats canncer, But I say that cant be true, Because you are so very sweet thats something you'd never do. I loved you, I needed you, We had a fine relationship, 'Til one day it got ruined by the Food and Drug Administration. Rhondettes: And I can look everywhere from Arkansas to Akron, Rhonda: But sugar theres no sugar substitute to All: Substitue for Saccharine Rhonda: Goodbye saccharine...(dramatic) Uh! Rhondettes: Remember.... Rhonda: When I was, Only 10 years old, I was far from bein slender, I saved up my allowance, for 3 whole months, just so I could buy a blender (blender) Then I had, My first taste of you and you stopped, My teenage sobbin, By showing me there was a big, wide world Outside of Baskin and Robbins (Robbins) Rhondette1: So what'd you weigh in college? Thonda: Oh, I went up and down... R1: Well, around what? R: Uh..between 115 and 125. Rhondette2: Closer to 115 or to 125? R: Well it was between like 122 and 125 R1: Like around 123? R: No, it was closer to 122. R2: Well was it 122 or 123? R: 123. Rhondettes: Uh-huh. Rhonda: We have been, Together ever since, you gave me my first chance, To wear my clothes without imprinting on my skin, the elastic from my underpants (underpants) (Ooo ah Ooo/Ooo ah Waa) Rhonda Speaking: But they don't care about the fact that, ever since you've been around, Your the only reason I can zip my jeans without lying down. Rhondettes: Saccharine! Rhonda: You left a bad taste in my mouth... Rhondettes: Saccharine! Rhonda: But you kept my seams from busting... Rhondettes: Saccharine! Rhonda: Without you in my life, my body would be absolutley disgusting. (Chorus..folowed by Rhondettes repaeating Saccharine while Rhonda rants....) Rhonda: Now what am I gonna do? Im gonna ahve to put atleast 5 or 6 teaspoons of sugar into my coffee to make it sweet enough. Rhondettes: Saccharine...Saccharine...Bye bye! Rhonda: I'll get you FDA...... |
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