| Nerds go to the Prom Continued... |
| Marshall: So! Where's the bell of the ball? Ined: Oh, shes upstairs making herself beautiful! (Ined and MArshall stand up) Marshall: Va-va-va-VOOM! (Lisa walks out stiffly in her green dress with blue cardigan attached to the back) Lisa: Thankyou Mr. (Todds last name) Todd: Well, since we seem to be handing out compliments, thats a stunning housecoat your wearing Mrs. Loopner. Ined: Why Thankyou, Todd! Marshall: It's easy to see where Lisa gets her GOOD looks!! Ined: Oh! Flattery will get you everywhere dont let my daughter hear you say that! (Pushes him stiffly/playfully) Can I get anyone a beverage? Marshall...will you come out and help me? Marshall: Oh sure, let us Old Hogies leave the young folks alone! (they leave and Todd and Lisa sit together on the couch) Todd: Well, you look nice I guess.... Lisa: So do you... Todd: Here, I got you this. (Hands her a box) Lisa: Oh thanks Todd. (Opens it up and pulls out a corsage) This is really beautiful Todd!! Todd: Its a wrist corsage, you wear it on your wrist. Lisa: Thanks- Todd: And this is your graduation gift from me. (hands another box.) Lisa: Really? (He nods. Snakes pop out, they both scream.) Todd giving Lisa a noogie: Noogie patrol! Here's those special prom noogies that you ordered. You sent away for those didnt ya? Lisa: Cut it out Pizza Face! Your messing up my hair! Boy, are you ever immature!! Todd checking her top: Gee, are there any new developments? Lisa hitting his hand: Stop! Todd: Guess not...You know, you really oughta put some bandaids on those mosquito bites you got there. Lisa: Ohhh, thats so funny I forgot to laughhhh. (Ined and Marshall come out, Ined is carrying Tang) Ined: Oh, who wants some tang? Adlib; Me! Me mom! Thankyou. Ined: You know Marshall, as a single mother I've had to be both mother and father to Lisa. Todd: And you've done a terrific job, Mrs. Loopner. Marshall: Uhh..Ined, I hope this isnt indelicate, but, how did Mr. Loopner pass away? Ined: He was born without a spine. It was always just a matter of time. Marshall: And, and what exactly did he do for a living? Ined: Oh, didnt you know? He invented the slinky. Lisa: Yeah, unfortunatley he didnt call it the slinky and he didnt patent it. But he sued the slinky people for 5 million dollars, and he lost. Todd: Good tang. Marshall: Prom night, Prom night...I envy you kids. I know I'll never forget my senior prom. The theme was, From here to Fraternity. Todd: Our theme is "Close Encounters of the Prom Kind." Marshall: Oh! Hey kids, how about a picture? As Todd knows, I'm something of a shutter bug... Lisa: Oh, c'mon Todd. Ined: Stand up so we can see your outfits. (Todd puts his arm around Lisa, raises it to bunny ears) |