| Gilda...... |
| Gilda- This one time, uh, I went home with this guy, but that was when we still all lived at our parents house, and uh, he wanted to play a record for me. He took me down to the basement, or the rec room, and he put on, uh, Mel Brooks, and Carl Reiners "2000 year old man", and we sat down on the couch and we were listening to the record, and laughing...and he kissed me. For a real long time. And then we listened to the record some more, and laughed some more, and then the two of us lay down on the couch together, and listened to the record some more. And laughed. And kissed. And I think it was probably one of the most romantic times of my life. And I'd uh, like to dedicate this song to him, and to that time. (Music Starts) Honey, touch me With your clothes on Sweetie, Baby, Longer than you do Honey, kiss me, With your mouth closed, Just like you love me, And I love you. Now whatever happened, To Johnny Mathis? Two moments when your lips Met mine! (Ooo, Ooo, Ooo) So in love were we to, We didnt know what to do, And chances, (Chances) Were awfully good that Love would be so fine. And whatever happened, To slow, slow dancin, and imaginin, how heaven Could be? (Ooo, Ooo, Ooo) Fallin in love, Was wonderful, wonderful, And lovin, (lovin) Baby, was a dream fantasy. Honey, touch me, With your clothes on, Sweetie, Baby, Longer than you do, Honey, Kiss me, With your mouth closed, Just like you love me and I love you. |
| Seemed so sad, (Seemed so sad) Hurt so bad, (Hurt so bad) Dont be cruel. I'm a fool. (Such a fool) Only you, Mr. Blue... Cant you see? (Cant you see?) Must I be? (Must I be?) Baby, Baby...(Baby....) (Musical Interlude) (Ah, ah, la, la, you) Now whatever happened, To Johnny Mathis? Gee, wasn't his Vibrato great? (Really Great) So much love have we to, With so little left to do, Too much, Too little, Too late. (Touch me) Too much, Too little, (With my clothes on) Too late. (Kiss me) Too much, Too little, (With my mouth closed) Too late. (Honey, touch me) Touch me with my clothes on... (Ooooo) (Applause and music) |
| Touch me with my clothes on. |
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