Look at my pretty writing.  Look AT IT.  It took me nearly eight years to learn how to write like

this.  Arthur made me learn.  Bleh.

            Dolphin’s asleep right now upstairs and Cerdian is asleep in my free arm, on my lap.  It’s nice to be back in Atlantis.  I always feel safer here now, which is ironic considering I was SO scared of it in earlier years.  I’m glad to be HOME.  I know Dolphin is too.  God, I love that woman.

            I should give you statistics, eh?  It’s November 11, 2001, d-uh.  About…  I dunno, I don’t have a watch on.

            Anyway, I need to get this down in writing for my files.  I was in Metropolis the other day [might I say that Metropolis is SCARY now] and I bumped into one Supergirl.  She was out and about on the coast talking to a guy named Bilbo or Bibbo or something.  After she was done, we went off to talk some.  I found out her and Kyle are in a DEEP relationship now.  And I found out there’s a problem with Kon-El that’s unresolved.  He’s been spiriting around, dropping hints to people that something is wrong, but Kara said it herself--it’s not Kon’s style to come right out and say something, or to be readable at all.  In fact, she says he’s difficult to read by BATMAN.  And let me tell you, that’s pretty damn impressive.  I hope all turns out okay…

            Okay, so back to Kara and myself.  So we’re talking, right?  And all of a sudden, out of no

where, DARK ANGEL pops up, wanting to kill me to get to Donna.  Okay, fine, whatever.  I get

blasted about a hundred yards into water, and that’s cool because my old friend Hedra [she was in

METROPOLIS WATERS for God’s sake!] and she helped me, meanwhile poor Supergirl was caught fighting Dark Angel…

            Once I regained consciousness and got back to shore, Dark Angel was gone, Supergirl was

knocked out, and IMPULSE was sitting there… happy as can be!  He ANNOYED Dark Angel so bad that she left!  Impulse annoyed Dark Angel that much.

            Donna’s still laughing.  [Not that I’m complaining, that woman has a gorgeous laugh.]

            So, I have to make a speech to the Middle East tomorrow, and I still need to prep a speech.

I’m thinking of starting it with, “Our worlds are contrasted in many ways.  We are a Christian dominated society, though we accept other religions, whereas you are of Islam and Hindu faiths, and rarely accept any other religion.  We ride horses, you ride camels.  We call them horseys, you call them… I dunno what.  We call you OPEC-related, you call us the Great Devil.  Where you demean your women… our women demean us!”

            What do you thin--

            Awwww, Cerdian’s waking up.  Gotta go, and then I gotta call WALLY, or try…

 

Garth