Date: April 30, 2001

 

Time:  23: 40pm (11: 40pm)

 

Case #00-0001

 

 

                Another day and apparently another night seem to slowly move on. Today was definitely an interesting day. It seemed to by quickly, almost without a word. That is… until Officer Anderson came in and  brightened things up. Usually the Gotham City Police Department never gets ANY kind of unusual happenings or obscenities muttered but TODAY definitely wasn’t the case! Okay, so HERE’S what happened: Walking into the filing room—HERE comes Anderson with a donut stuffed in his mouth looking over a report in his hands.

 

Anderson: Hey Montoya! Here’s that file you wanted! *trips over extension cord falling to the floor and splattering donut goo all over face* OOH <insert swear word(S) here>!!!

 

Montoya: *looks at him laughing* OH what are ya gunna make that report a DOUBLE Cream Bear Claw Fatality?

 

Anderson:  *grumbles pushing self off the floor* Oh this is TOTALLY not funny! *peels off a piece of floor fuzz* WHY!?

 

Montoya: I DO think the fuzz likes you!

 

 

                HALARIOUS! Hmm.. let’s see. I got home around six this evening and OH! There was this DREAM. I was telling Kara about it earlier. It really WAS kinda strange though. Well.. I don’t KNOW if you know this or not, but there really IS a Division Six out there! And well.. they TOOK me in as an recruit (This IS the dream remember!) and made me an undercover agent! I was apparently tracking some Smeck who was known for killing the gentle alien race of the Arquillian. ANYway, through out the dream Agent Kay and me are paired up and suddenly run into SUPERMAN! –Ha! Wouldn’t Clark LOVE to know about this dream!?—  Being that Supes IS an alien, he KNEW about the division and had agreed to help us in tracking down this guy so from THERE we apprehended the guy. After the events Kara SOMEhow appeared and comes running up to me TOTALLY amazed about what happened. “BABS!! How come you never TOLD me you worked for MiB?” So I told her how I acquired the job and asked if she wanted to go to the MiB club.  She was SO enthused when I showed her around. Though in the end of her visit Kay gave her a free… “Eye Exam,” but for some reason—it didn’t work. Oh well! Kara’s COOL like that ya know?? She’ll keep your BIGGEST secrets and burry them within the back of her mind. To tell you the TRUTH, I’d trust her with my LIFE in a heart beat!

 

                Oh!! You’ll NEVER guess what *I* learned today! Lois and Clark FINALLY got together! HAHA! Isn’t that the cutest thing you’ve EVER heard?! SUUURE, I may not LIKE the woman, but after you see how happy Clark is when she’s in the room, all that bitterness and rage seem to push aside. But OHMIGOSH! The other DAY.. I Was talking to Kara, right!? And she was telling me how worried her Ma and Pa was about Clark—he didn’t show up the past couple of nights! Okay, of course when *I* found out about this I freaked! So I kept suggesting she call his Apartment and his… Fortress, but there was NO answer. Then finally I remembered Clark flying over a few nights ago telling me that.. Lois found out.. you KNOW. About him being Superman and all? Well.. I told Kara to call Lois’s place and SURE ENOUGH Clarkie was there! And the THINGS I heard in the background, heard from HIM. I was SO blushing! But yet at the same point I was happy for him. Heeheh.. all the while this was grossin’ Kara out! Well, all I can say from Clark’s little “experience”  with Lois is: NOTHING will EVER be the same again!

 

                One good word of advice, I SHOULD keep this as a mental note as well, but never, EVER let the Flash finish your case filing reports. He BURNED out my keyboard! Well.. it wasn’t the FIRST time he’s DONE something to one of my possessions. The FIST week that we were together he BLEW a hole in my GLASS table showing my Father some kind of “Salsa” experiment and launched my silverware out of the window. The SECOND time he blew my plumbing, this time by stuffing ALL of my toilet paper down into the hole. He told me that he wanted to “See how much paper would go down in one flush.” When the plumber arrived he fixed the clog he pulled out a little yellow rubber ducky. When I showed Wally he said, “Quackers wanted to  go out to sea!” Oyyyy. I LOVE the man dearly, and I can’t deny that, but THIS was…JUST NOT right! From that he busted into a song and dance routine, singing to that kids tune ‘The Sailor Went to Sea.’ She he’s dancing around—“Quackers went to sea, sea, sea! To see what he could see, see, see! But ALL that he could see, see, see—was the tip top tip of Babsie’s TOILET SEAT!”

 

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Oh, great. It’s now 1:18am. Bruce told me to meet him back at Gotham Square. We’re not staying out AS late tonight, we’re just going for one quick sweep of the city and coming back in. Well.. that all really DOES depend on how restless it is out there. More or less—I’ll be out til Sunrise. I guess I had better get going. See what’s going on tonight.

 

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