Not really knowing what a Louisville fan was, but wanting to be just like their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception.
A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Louisville fan," she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Kentucky Wildcat Fan," the girl said!
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Jane, "Why are you a Kentucky fan?"
"Well, my dad and mom are Kentucky Wildcat fans, so I'm a Wildcat fan, too," she responds.
The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she said loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? What would you be then?"
Jane smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Louisville Cardinal fan."
