2.)"I'll take Sakespeare for $1000 Alex."
3.)Duct tape won't fix that.
4.)I don't believe in shooting defenseless animals.
5.)Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
6.)Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
7.)We don't keep firearms in the house.
8.)Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
9.)You can't feed that to the dog.
10.)I thought Graceland was tacky.
11.)No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
12.)Wrasslin's fake.
13.)Honey, did you mail the donation to Greenpeace?
14.)We're vegetarians.
15.)Do you think my hair is too bog?
16.)I'll have a grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
17.)Honey, do these Bonsai trees need watering?
18.)Who's Richard Petty?
19.)Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
20.)Deer heads distract from the decor.
21.)Spitting is such a nasty habit.
22.)I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
23.)Trim the fat off that steak.
24.)Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.
25.)The tires on that truck are too big.
26.)I'll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.
27.)I've got it all on a floppy disk.
28.)Unsweetened tea tastes better.
29.)Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
30.)My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
31.)I've got 2 cases of Zima for the Superbowl.
32.)Little Debbie snack cakes have too much fat grams.
33.)Checkmate.
34.)She's too old to be wearin' a bikini.
35.)Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
36.)Hey, there's an episode of Hee-Haw we haven't seen!
37.)I don't have a favorite college team.
38.)Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
39.)I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
40.)Those shorts ought to be a little longer Darla.
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40+1.)Elvis who?
