Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What are you talking about?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it. Then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
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| A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats, right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh! I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants and the big muscles. But I couldn't understand why they are killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What are you talking about?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it. Then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!" |
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