Ok club members (or sophomores in the back who watch because they can't get a crappy iMac to play Kings of Chaos/check gamespot.com/trying to spam for an iPod *cough cough*)

Before we watch the next exciting episode of Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu, I would like to spell out a few things:

1) Sophomores in the back, as much as I would like to shut you guys up, please throw your trash away.

2) There are nekkid people in this episode. And in the next episode. And probably in the last episode. I haven't been doing this since the episodes before only had violence, and in this country violence has been ingrained in our minds since childhood as A-OK. But sexuality is not. So if you are an evangelical reactionary Christian redneck who gets orgasms at the thought of this, please look away. For the rest of you mature anime fans, please watch. I think this is one of the most hilarious episodes.

3) Sophomores: YES, I know there are nekkid people. I do not need to hear you scream like a girl (no offense, girls) on the top of your lungs on what is so blatantly obvious in front of your screen. Take your orgasms outside. As a note of reminder, this is anime, which equates to cartoons. Which means that this isn't real. There is no need to cry to your mommies that you have seen a nekkid person at school today.

4) Again to you sophomores: you are not Japanese. Trying to mumble out a few words of Japanese doesn't make you any more manly then you are now, and it certainly doesn't make you look "cool and hip." If you just like to laughably attempt to repeat in a seemingly sarcastic yet stupid way what someone just said on the screen, don't. It'll make you seem less like a jackass.

Well that is all. Enjoy episode 11. And 12. And 15. Thank you for reading what I typed out in 4 and a half minutes on a Sunday night.

Proofread by Liddo, he gets 1 million George Washingtons, and all the folks over at #derekkwok. Join the IRC channel #srvanime @ irc.rizon.net sometime damnit and stop using AIM.