Allens are preppy.
Alexes like porno, usally hot in a skater kinda way
Everyone has an Andy.
Bens are the smart, silent type.
Bills are the ones everyone chases and no one gets to keep.
Bob is the universal name.
Brads try too hard.
Brandons are dark haired, players.
Bretts are shy and clumsy.
Brians usually have only one good feature (but i havent quite found it yet)
Calebs never grow up.
Carters are rich, power-hungry snobs.
Chads are hot, quiet but interesting once you get inside.
Charlies are walking sex.
Chris' are undefined and should remain so.
Craigs are a little misguided.
Dans are thick.
Daves are impossible to get over.
Dennis' are quiet, desperate flirts.
Devons are destined for trouble.
Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.
Eds are thbp
Eddies are fast.
Erics are forgettable.
Ethans smell .
Franks and Tonys are Italian Stallions.
Fred is in the chess club.
Fredericks could be snotty.
Garys are gross Nazi's.
Georges are mild-mannered and have weight problems.
Glens are either short or intelligent.
Gregs are bizarre.
Initial name guys are cool.
Jakes are insecure and slightly repulsive .
James' are egotistical and stupid.
Jamies are shy but cuddly.
Jareds think they are the best thing since sliced bread.
Jasons are fun loving and handsome.
Jeffs are lost puppies, though they are adorable.
Jeremys are a tad fruity.
Jimmy's are sweet and sexy!
Joes are awkward, shy-guys in first date situations.
Joels are frustrated. tend to hang out with Nelsons
It's hard to stand out if your name is John.
Joshes are romantic back-stabbers.
Justins mess with your mind.
Kevins have swanky hair.
Keith is built, but dry and annoying. It's like dating a broom.
Kens just don't measure-up.
Korys are egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks.
Kyles are horny bastards!
There is always something wrong with a Kurt.
Leonards are avid bug collectors.
Lesters are molesters.
Lonnies are nasty.
Marcus' are players
Marks are 'touchy.'
Martins have a strange sense of humor.
Matts are queer- one T or two.
Mikes are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice.
Nates are cocky for a reason.
Nelsons are home-schooled.
Nicks are jerks, immature and only want your body.
Owens have large families and drive fast.
Patricks are also incredibly sexy.
Pauls suffer from male-pattern baldness.
Peters are stalkers.
Phils are sensitive but geeky.
Philips are more geeky but equally sensitive.
Rays are players but majorly hot!
Randys have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies.
Richard--Dick, need I say more?
Rickies are very senstive,cute, and charming!
Robs are sleazy and make you feel cheap.
Robins are tormented.
Rod (the name itself) is perverted.
Rons are into pasta.
Roys are so childish.
Ryans are never appreciated.
Sams just like sex.
Scotts are hormonal and usually bad news.
Shawns are sweet in one-on-one situations.
Shanes are shady.
Simons are thin.
Steves are extremes(usually incredibly good looking incredibly bad)
Theos (or Theodores) always make you smile.
Timothys like to be mommied.
Todds are sweet, sporty guys.
Toms are nerdy but poetic. They have that inner something.
Tommys are way to possesive & need to get a life!
Travis' are dumb jocks.
Tylers are genetically small .
Vances are good conversationalists.
Wesleys are romantic.
Williams are fat.
Zacks are good looking, but aloof
Adam's- are quiet and sweet
Alex's- are gorgeous but play every girl
Andy's- are nice(untill you get to know them)
Ben's- are funny and smart
Bob's- are quiet and unpopular
Brad's- think everyone likes them...they don't
Brandon's- are good looking but use girls
Brenden's- are quiet and sweet
Brett's- are cute and small
Brian's- are disgusting pigs
Bryan's- are sexy, but stupid
Cameron's- think they're funny...they're not
Chad's- are cute but too full of themselves
Chris's- are adorable and have lots of different friends
Clark's- are hilarious and always in truoble
Cory's- are funny but ugly
Craig's- try to fit in
Dan's- are loud and annoying
Danny's- are sweeties
David's- are nice but quiet
Derek's- are rich boys
Dominic's- are hilarious and will do anything
Dougs- have greasy faces
Drew's- are bad ass losers
Eddie's- want too many chicks they'll never get cuz theyre assholes
Eric's- think they're funny and popular...theyre not
Erik's- are funny but don't treat girls how they want to be treated
Evan's- are a little slow but sweet, sexy, and every other good thing in this forward
Frank's- are ''diffrent"
Gary's- are drug addicts
Greg's- are popular and studly
Jakes- are whiteboys that need a race check
Jason's- are noodles
Jeff's- are sweet and big flirts
Jerehme's- are HOT, HOT, HOT
Jeremy's- are cute but straight
Jermaine's- are sexy and make girls horny
Jesse's- are popular and fine
James- are sweet, kind and always laughing
Jimmy's- are sweet but users
Joe's- have no friends or lifes
John's- are fat and lazy or horney
Jose's- are hot chulos
Josh's- are horney men
Junior's- are hot but shy
Justin- are athletic and cute
Kevin's- can never get a girlfriend
Kurt's- can kick anyones ass
Kyle's- are little cuties
Lorenzo's- are fine and dress good
Luke's- seem to be sweet
Mark's- wished girls liked them
Matt's- small and holmley
Mike's- are very good looking but theyll do anything with anyone
Nathan's- are stupid as hell
Nick's- are funny pimps with big dicks
Ryan's- are dirty and weird
Sam's- are sex machines
Scott's- have serious dissablities
Sean's- are funny...looking
Steve's- are popular and funny
Tim's- are fat and horney
Travis's- are hot but a bit weird
Trevor's- are sweet and funny
Tyler's- are fine and buff
Will's- wish they were bout it bout it
