Guys are like slinkies...It's fun to watch 'em fall down stairs
Guys are like beanie babies...They're cheap, their heads are full of stuffing and the really cute ones are hard to find.
Guys are like dogs, when you say "lay" they expect a 'treat'
Guys are like...Coolers. load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Guys are like taxis...Whenever you need one they arent there and when you dont need one they are everywhere!
Guys are like crystals...They look good but you can see right through them
Guys are like light switches...even a 2 year old can turn them on!"
"Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids!
Don't piss me off...I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows
"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser"
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Why does Sea world have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger when i realise, oh mi god...I could be eating a slow learner!!"
"If you are falling off a cliff; try to fly because you've got nothing to lose."
"When God created man, she was just joking around."
I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music".
