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| MY LIFE AS A RADIO GOD |
| Many people (okay, only two) have asked me how I got to be as famous as I think I am. My answer... What is fame? Is it something you can buy? Nay (that means no). You have to: 1. Sleep your way to fame. 2. Buy your way to fame. 3. Be a Kennedy. 4. Sleep with a Kennedy and then file a big lawsuit. 5. Have Pure Luck. Which one worked for you (that's what you're probably wondering)? It's a combination of all 5 except the Kennedy ones and the luck one and the one about sleeping and buying fame. So really, none of them worked for me. My conclusion: FAME IS A BITCH. (And I caught her in heat.) -Travis Searle 1997 |
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