"Nothing says friendship like starches." ~Cass
"DIRTY FINGERNAILS!!" ~Me and Sarah
"After all, the easier one is to please, the easier one is pleased... or did that make sense? Hmm... thought to ponder." ~technically Marius, but Sarah and I wrote the story...
"STATEMENT!!" ~so many people I couldn't even begin to count
"My inner Violet is telling me to go have a drink... Oh my god... I have an inner Violet??" ~Sarah
"They are wonderful little people that exist in a two-dimensianal world that I myself created while watching Fraiser! They are made of fibers and graphite!" ~Sarah
"DARKsaber... LIGHTsaber.... I GET it!!" ~Me... the connection *still* amazes me... ~_^
"Point and shoot! Just point and shoot!!" ~Me and Sarah
"Put that guillotine away!" ~Me
"Silence, capital S!" ~could be me, could be Sarah... (does anyone else see a pattern emerging..?)
"Ummm... Ghetto ice cream?" ~Deidre, trying to translate a french word...
"...as if there's been a struggle. A brawl, if you will?" ~Teresa
"Okay, that hurts, but in a really good way!" ~Megan.. how she loves massages...
"I'm drowning in my own thirst!" "Wait..." ~Deidre and Me, once again in French class
"You know, when I was in school, something REALLY had to be wrong with me to stay home from school."
"Yeah it'd be like, 'Here's my liver, Mom, can I stay home from school?' 'Well, why don't you try going to school and see how you feel?'" ~Becky and me discussing mom's policies on staying home from school
*in an evil voice* "I am the evil incarnate. I am EGG incarnate! I am the ghost of Humpty Dumpty! You puny mortals will BOW before me!!! ~Nathan
"Becky Knowlton, you're my heeero." ~Me"... or something." ~as often stated by Amm and I
"What rhymes with question?" "Indigestion?" ~megan and Ali
"Errr.... shma-fog..." ~umm.. me and Kim...
"Hmm, for pre-packaged frozen food, that lunch wasn't half bad." ~Ali, on her first lunch at Cary Academy
"The power of chicken compelles you!! The power of chicken compelles you!!" ~Darryl "I'd like to re-enforce re-enforcing... Just kidding!" ~Carli"Teapot!!! look, it's a teapot, RIGHT THERE!!!" ~Thomas
"I AM THE EVIL GOD OF DESTRUCTION -2!!!! BOW BEFORE ME!!!" ~Thomas
"It's the hand... (or any other noun will work) of DOOM!!" ~once again-- Thomas. and me.
Kerry: *drvies up* "Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?"
Me: "No, but I have cheap yellow mustard... will that work?"
Kerry: "Yeah, actually, can I have some?"
Me: "No, I lied, I don't really have any mustard at all."
*pause*
Kerry: "I don't know you!" *drives off*
"You don't want that cookie-- what you want is SPRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT." ~Ali
�That was rough.� ~Me
�That was uncalled for! � I�m going to go hang myself by my underwear now.� ~Jon
(while playing Duck Hunt)
Ali: �Dude, Craig looks like a gangster! Look at him shooting those ducks!�
Me: �Gangster Craig... it sounds like an action figure. �Gangstah Craig, complete with full shooting action!��
Ali: �Are they ducks or penguins?�
Kat: �I think they�re penguins.�
Me: �Duh! They have to be ducks. Why else would they call it duck hunt?�
Kat: �actually� We were talking about my socks.� *holds up sock with a penguin face on the toes*
Me: �Oh. Well, then yes, those are penguins.�
�Look at that. Those are high quality 1989 graphics right there.� ~Claire
�I want my hand back.� ~Jon
�And they always come crawling back.� ~Me
�One of these days, I will make chocolate milkshake come out of your nose.� ~Ali
�Are you mad at me??� ~Willum
Alisa: �You should�ve gotten him Kiss Cool gum. That would be funny.�
Me: �no, that�d just be plain mean!�
Ms. Jones: *from two seats ahead* �What are you talking about? Sara and Jon don�t kiss.�
Mrs. McGill: �Yeah, boys are yucky. They have cooties.�
Bonnye: �Sara will be gone for three weeks!! What are you going to do without her?�
Jon: �Play baseball.�
Me: �Wrong answer��
�I am elegant. I am French.� ~Camille
�Je m�appelle Will. Je suis Canadian.� ~Willum (his pick up lines)
�Are you mocking me?� ~Jon
�My voice was dripping with sarcasm, I promise.� ~Me
�I am the master of the obvious.� ~Jon
*phone rings many times*
�Jon? Will you get that? They keep hanging up when I answer. I think it�s for you.� ~Jon's Mom
�Oh! Rain falls down!� ~Mrs. Adams
�Would you like a little boyfriend with that testosterone?� ~Megan
(about being single)
�It�s like being at the Canton Buffet... I get to sample everything.� ~Bonnye
Jon: �It�s okay about you not having a voice. Last year that happened to me.�
Me: �And I bet nobody noticed.�
Jon: �Well, actually� okay, you�re right, nobody noticed.�
Karl: �So, Kyle, what�s your favorite movie?�
Kyle: �Well, it used to be The Matrix but I don�t really like it all that much anymore.�
me: �Well, then, it wouldn�t be your favorite movie, now, would it?�
�J�ai tr�s confus�.� ~Jon
�Watch the big word limit� max .5 per sentence, please.� ~Walker
�We are the new game show goddesses! Vive le republique! Revolution in game show land! We are... we are... THE WORLD! We are the children! We are... how the hell does the rest of the song go? Anyway, TIME'S UP, you LOSER!� ~Amm
Cyrus: �I�m so hungry��
Me: �Well, I just had some toastchees.�
Cyrus: �Toastchees?? Where??�
Me: �In the gym!�
Cyrus: �Serious?!�
Me: �Yeah, in the vending machine where they always are.�
Cyrus: �You mean I have to pay for them?? Pft. Forget that!�
Me: �Argh!!! You just stepped on my foot! But that�s okay � I have another one!�
Dorry: �I didn�t step on your foot, I treaded lightly!�
�The lion tongue of midnight hath told twelve�� ~Cyrus (misquoting his lines in A Midsummer Night�s Dream)
�I always knew my ass would come in handy one day.� ~Becky
(trying to make small talk)
Me: �So, Aaron� how about that random sports team?�
Aaron: �Yeah, and that random player� he�s from that random high school team, you know?�
Me: �Oh yeah, did you see that random sports play last night?�
Aaron: �No, but I saw it on that random sports show.�
Jon: �See, I�m not only the smartest man in the world, I�m the laziest.�
Me: �Oh yeah? Prove that.�
Jon: �Well see, the name �Jon� means �the smartest man in the world.� So all the Jon�s in the world are already smarter. And my last name, Litchfield. It has an L in it, which stands for lazy, so it means I�m the laziest man in the world. And the name Heman just pulls it all together.�
Me: �Kinda like you�re the �He-man� of smartness and laziness.�
Jon: �Exactly. See, my smartness is already rubbing off on you.�
Me: �Riiiiight.�
�That is just not aesthetically pleasing.� ~me
�You�re cool, I promise.� ~Me and Becky
*pointing at people*
�Screw you, screw you, screw you, you�re cool, screw you�� ~Me and Aline
(about baseball� preferably college)
�I like the asses � er, the game as much as you do!� ~Becky
�I�m edumacted!! I�m a gradumacate!!!� ~Bryan
*looks into his highly disorganized bookbag*
�I�ve been spending too much time with Jon.� ~Christian
"Could you supersize my thighs -- I mean, fries?" ~Meagan
"I'm really just a big dork." ~Mme Jones, my french teacher
"You're exploring furthru in the wrong direction, Meagan..." ~Ali
*laughing insanely* "oh, my that made me giggle." ~me