everything you do is "in 2.."
you need to have a small pushy person around telling you what to do all the time
you can get up, get dressed and leave before your eyes are fully open
the phrase "cox box" doesn't make you giggle
you believe the world wouldn't exist without spandex
you only recognise your friends from behind
when you need to go anywhere, you have a sudden urge to throw your car over your shoulder
before you go anywhere, you are at Main 20 minutes early
you stick water bottles in your shorts for no reason at all
you feel naked without enough clothing for 10 people on
you believe all authority figures carry a megaphone
you sit in class leaning to your rigger
half your body is bigger than the other
you blame bad moods on "the set"
your friends need a rowing translater to decipher your language
you can wear the same thing every morning for a week and not think twice
you think sleeping late is waking up at 8.30
when you sit down in class, you look for the tie in shoes
you constantly check the tightness of nuts in chairs, handrails, door handles etc
you bring up the beauty of dawn, and people give you blank stares
your vision of going away for the weekend is other people's vision of hell
overhearing people talk about how little sleep they get causes you to smirk
you're giving directions to a friend and you say "turn to bow"
you dress and undress one handed so you don't have to take one hand off the oar
everytime you sit in a chair you are mildly surprised to discover it doesn't slide back and forth
