Breeze: 2 fours. Your turn Kurisami.
Kurisami: Okay. Uhh...2 aces.
Anno 1: BS!
Kurisami: Dang! You found me out, this was actually 1 four, and 1 six.
Anno 2: BS!
Kurisami: Look's like that we have a taker, Anno 2!
Anno 2: I'm not playing anymore for the sake of santity and the life of America. I QUIT(leaves the room)!
Breeze: That was harsh...
(The telephone rings. Breeze picks it up.)
Breeze: Hello?
Daret: WHATZUP?!?!?
Breeze: WOAH! Daret, for a second I thought that was the "Whatzup" guys. They were supposed to play cards with us tonight, but they never showed up. What do you want?
Daret: Well, i'm just wondering...
(The video phone interupts Daret. Their is another phone call coming in.)
Breeze: Hello?
(There was no one there)
Breeze: What the hell? Go figure(hangs up).
Kurisami: Hey, I have a strange feeling that we're being watched.
Anno 1: I see stupid people...
(Breeze hits Anno 1 in anime style)
Breeze: Don't do that again, okay?
(The doorbell rings)
Kurisami: I wonder who that can be...(opens the door)
The Whatzup Guys: WHATZUP?!?!?
Kurisami: Err...(slams the door)
Breeze: ...
Kurisami: ...
Meanwhile, in a deep, spooky forest...
Mario: AAAHHH!! DON'T SAY THOSE A-FUCKING WORDS EVER AGAIN-A!
Luigi: Be quiet brother, let's hope that Super Mario Brothers X rumors arn't true.
Mario: DON'T SAY THAT GAME EVER AGAIN-A!
Magus: I'd shut up if I were you.
Mario: BUT...BUT...AAHH!!
All 3: MONSTER!
Meanwhile, back at the Amorai Fortress...
Anno 1: I still see stupid people. Stupid people outside the door.
Kurisami: What do you mean?
TWZG: (Force the door open)
Breeze: You know that the creator of this place spend 70 million dollars alone on the door, do you?
TWZG: WHATZUP?!?!?
And so, you have it. Part 1 of the ever so great Totally Unexpected Anime Style Adventure. Will Breeze, Kurisami, and (NAME WITHHELD) escape the wrath of the Whatzup guys? Will the other threesome get out of the woods? Find out next time on Part 2 of the TUXASA!