Top 100 Reasons Why the XBox Sucks
The XBox. It is the most dangerous and evil console up to date. It (of course) has reasons why it sucks as well. It can be used as many things and can cause many things, as demonstrated in some of the Editorials here. We're now going to list the top 100 reasons why the XBox sucks. Please stay in your seats during the demonstration, please don't get up, and a note to Ex-Box fans: GET OUT OF HERE BEOFRE WE HAVE TO DROP YOUR OWN EX-BOX ONTO YOU! YOU KNOW THAT ONE OF THOSE CONSOLES ALONE CAN KILL YOU!! Now, onto the list.
Note: The ones without a name next to them were done by the webmaster himself, BreezeLugia. Also, this is intended for entertainment reasons, and is not intended to be taken seriously. If it is, then it's your fault.
100. It's actually a VCR in disquise.
99. It actually weighs as much as 70 professional wrestlers put together.
98. Only the Microsoft Executives themselves know the secret on how to lift it.
97. Ex-Box lovers found a way to edit LinuxBox's commercials, so that the LB looks like an Ex-Box ripoff.
96. They just recently released a smaller controller for the box in Japan, but it won't come to America for eons to come.
95. One of the only uses for the box is the World's Strongest Man Competition.
94. The box can easily break apart while using it for wrecking buildings.
93. It can kill you in a head on collision.
92. Ex-Box gamers think that Halo is the best thing since can openers.
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