God bless America.

And I mean it too. America is what is the good in this world. OBN won't stop us from anything, not even making Captain Crunch cereal on a Sunday Morning when you're tired and cold. Terrorism sucks. Patriotism is the winner and will always be the winner.

Look, do we really need stuff like guns or firecrackers that just won't go off? Nope.
Do we really need two sentence paragraphs? Nope.
Do we really need the "br" tag? I don't think so.
Do we really need former presidents who lie to everyone every day?. [censor] no.
Do we really need whacko censors? NO!
Do we really need rioting ex-box fans? Oh no.
Do we really need spammers? Nope.
Do we really need short editorials. Unfortunally, yes.

Now before you complain, I have some other editorials to work on. So don't be disappointed.