NCH visitors that...well...
As you know, we have a lot of smart people here at NCH. However, there are some that just don't get it. We went out to question the ones who don't get it and quiz them about NCH.
Breeze: Hello.
Contestant #1(NAME WITHHELD FOR THE SAKE OF SANITY): Hi. Hey, don't you run NCH?
Breeze: Yes. Do you know who I am?
Cont #1: Uh, you're Lugia?
Breeze: Close. I'll give you a clue. See this sword?
Cont #1: Oh. You're SlashLugia, arn't you?
Breeze: Hello.
Cont #2: Hi Breeze!
Breeze: Can you name the swordsman character that I have?
Cont #2: Jeff Foxworthy?
Breeze: Hello.
Cont #3: Hi Breeze! What is up?
Breeze: Not much. When was NCH\NM born?
Cont #3: November 24, 1997.
Breeze: Not even close. Later.
Cont #3: September 21, 1999?
Breeze: Later.
Cont #3: September 7, 2000?
Breeze: Later.
Cont #3: July 19, 2001?
Breeze: Now you're beyond. Earlier.
Cont #3: June 23, 2001?
Breeze: Really close. Later.
Cont #3: June 25, 2001?
Breeze: Earlier!
Cont #3: June 22, 2001?
Breeze: (sigh)
Breeze: Hello.
Cont #4: Hey, arn't you BreezeLugia?
Breeze: I'm no Jay Leno or Dick Clark, but here it goes. Name one of the main section focuses in NCH.
Cont #4: Tiretkris?
Breeze: Hello.
Cont #5: BreezeLugia? Is that really you? I must be seeing things...
Breeze: No you're not. I'm really here. Now tell me, since you look like that you pay attention while you're visiting NCH, what is the name of the new story in the Miscallaneous section?
Cont #5: The-Adventure-That-Is-So-Hokey-That-Not-Even-Spike-Should-Read-It?
Breeze: Hello.
Cont #6: AAHH! IT'S BREEZELUGIA! HEY EVERYONE, IT'S...(Gets hit by hurricane)
Breeze: Don't make me go there. Time for a question. What is the name of the character in the long blue banner in the "Link to Us" section?
Cont #6: Uh, Boshi? No wait...Montel Williams? No wait...Proof that dinosaurs actually still exist, and do eat people as you can see that the baby is being carried to the nest of the dinosaur, which will be eaten? It's science! No wait...
Breeze: Hello.
Cont #7: Hey Breeze!
Breeze: Without peeking, what is the so-called color of my sword when it's shiny?
Cont #7: Pink?
Breeze: (Last one)Hello!
Cont #8: BREEZELUGIA! I'M YOUR #1 FAN!
Cont #1: (Walks out of nowhere and tackles cont #8. He then leaves the scene.)
Breeze: Are you OK? Anyway, if you get this one right, i'll give you 10 bucks. How long has it been since the last GB entry?
Cont #8: I don't know...
Breeze: Wait a minute...EVEN I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE! (falls down anime style)
Cont #8: Oh! I get 10 bucks!
Breeze: Okay fine, here's your 10 bucks. Be happy and hope that the Eiffel Tower shaped missle heading this way doesn't hit you on your way out.
Cont #8: (grabs the 10 bucks and then leaves)
There. As you can see, there are still some ignorant people here at NCH despite the high genius rating IQs here...