...heard a good JOKE lately?
THE TALKING BABY
A baby was born and was so advanced, he could talk. He looked
around the delivery room and saw the doctor.
"Are you my
doctor?" he asked.
"Yes, I am," said the doctor.
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me
during birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my
mother?"
"Yes, I am," she said.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born,"
he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my
father?"
"Yes, I am," his father answered.
The baby motioned him close, then poked him hard on the forehead
with his index finger five times saying, "I want you to know that
THAT HURTS!!!!!!!