| Jake: You don't want to lose me? You don't have me. Greenlee: I meant I don't want to lose you as a friend -- my best friend. Jake: Well, after everything that we've been through -- Greenlee: Ok, we never should have had sex. It was great. We should have never gone there. Sex ruins everything. Jake: Gee, I really feel great about it now. Greenlee: It -- never mind. What matters is I want to get back on track with you. Is that so awful? Jake: Why do you have to be so narcissistic when you're trying to be vulnerable? You drive me nuts. Greenlee: I'm complicated. So sue me. Jake: You're just -- you're more than complicated. You're -- how do you want to get back on track? Greenlee: I don't know. Let's do something nice together, like friends do. I'll make you a nice dinner. Jake: You don't cook. Greenlee: Ok. True. So I'll make you cocktails and then we'll go out to dinner. Jake: You don't have any money. Greenlee: Since when? Jake: Of your own. Greenlee: I've got a job, remember? It was my idea, so I want to pay. Jake: Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't we compromise. We'll order something in, and I'll split it with you. Greenlee: Cool. When will you be home? Jake: I'm going to be out of here in about an hour. All right? You know, this is -- do you see what's happening here? 10 Minutes ago, I'm absolutely ready to strangle you, and -- you somehow sucked me in. I don't know -- I don't know how you do it to me. I don't know why I let you do that to me. Greenlee: Well, you may not like my methods, but you like my motives, right? We're friends again? Jake: Ah. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jake: Well, this patient's ready to go home. Actually, I think she was under just a little stress. Greenlee: I'll have Martinis and Mexican waiting. Excuse me. Jake: What? Nurse: You cured her. It's a medical miracle. Jake: I think I'm the one that needs a doctor here. |