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16 sept 2002
sziasztok!
can you believe i've been here a month already (for as
much as i've typed you probably think longer!)... at
any rate, classes have very much begun, with LOTS of
work to follow, so sightseeing has slowed down some,
but i've still managed to fit in plenty =P... there's
too much to do here to NOT be constantly exploring! =P
for those of you inquiring and totally confused about
last week's subject, it loosely said "the other day i
met a bear out in the woods, oh way out there", which
is the lyrics to the first verse of a goofy camp song
that roommate and i sing much at my persistence back
at valpo =P -- (with my hungarian version, we can now
sing it in four and a half languages -- five and a
half if we count pig latin! =P)... *some* of you
should have had it down for sure =P if you're
wondering what this week's says, i'll make it easy:
"your english is far better than my hungarian", the
first sentence in the list of "12 commonplace
sentences you can make us (hungarians) happy with" in
a brilliant guidebook to budapest i bought this week
-- more on that later =P
at any rate, here's your outline, and onwards...
*classes (*finally* in session!)
*my weekend (a super spiffy coffee house, the holy
right (at long last!!!), budapest wine festival,
margaret island, and more =P)
*things lara has learned this week (finally a
hungarian 42! =P)
*quotes of the week (Q: what do a coffee cup, a donut,
apples, and hammers have in common? A: not much, but
hopefully they'll make you laugh at some point... =P)
*visontlátásra
classes (*finally* in session!)
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so classes have been off and running for a week.
already i have study buddies for each one...
everything looks exciting, although a couple classes
are already moving at an extremely fast pace!... we
have each math class 2 days a week in two hour
blocks... or for non math classes, like my hungarian
culture class it's just the one class in a big 3 hour
block of time once a week... the two to three hours at
a time thing isn't as bad as it sounds (it actually
makes the day feel a little more compact i think!
=P)... the other nice thing is that the classes that
are on more than one day rotate so that they're not at
the same time (so for example i may have a class 8-10
on monday, but 12-2 on thursday....)... it'll take a
little longer to memorize where i'm supposed to be
when this way, but i think i like the variety....
all our professors come from one of several hungarian
universities around the area and almost all have been
teaching in BSM for years now... the whole hungarian
style of things is different from american university
style though too... there's not so much focus on
special projects etc, but lots on problem solving and
encouraging everyone to participate and just jump up
and explain problems on the board when appropriate...
just different enough to make things interesting =P
funniest class so far? opening day of topology -- the
prof actually tied two students together with string
to prove a point. =P
i'm really excited about all the classes i'm currently
in, but also counting it a blessing that i have two
more weeks to finalize what i'm taking and make sure i
can handle everything on top of lining up stuff for
grad school AND working on my CC thesis! (aaahhh!!!)
but yay for totally excellent classes to be excited
about! =)
my weekend (a super spiffy coffee house, the holy
right (at long last!!!), budapest wine festival,
margaret island, and more =P)
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non class stuff? friday night 3 other BSMers came with
me to check out a coffee house the ICB (international
church of budapest) crew (at least the 20 and 30
somethings) go to every friday night... the people who
own it are christian and they do everything in both
hungarian and english... they had most excellent hot
drinks, etc. for free, and just work off of free will
donation... this week, the entertainment was a local
christian band,... they started off with an old dctalk
song and then played some i recognized and some songs
that were new, but it was a totally great atmosphere,
and could become a regular thing for the group of us
that were there =)
highlight of the week is that i *finally* saw the holy
right =P... this wouldn't be such a huge deal if i
hadn't tried to see it about half a dozen times before
and always ran into obstacles (such as the wedding we
accidentally walked into 2 weeks ago =P!) i had heard
rumors from some folks that you put money into the box
the hand is preserved in so that it lights up but that
sounded too goofy and i didn't believe, it but sure
enough... you put 100 forints (40 cents) into a box
near the hand and it lights up for 2 minutes for you
to admire -- it was slightly bizarre (i just dare you
to sit there and try to imagine a 1000 year old
mummified hand (it's quite the interestingly
disgustingly indescribable shade of gray) with a
golden cuff around the wrist in a really fancy
electronically lit up box -- it's nothing compared to
gawking at the real thing =P)...but after soooo many
times to try to see it, this was a major major
accomplishment!...but sure enough, at long last i've
finally seen it -- with eric and marianne as my
witnesses! =P
later, after the holy right, marianne and i played
tourists for the rest of the day as well -- first, we
visited the hungarian wine festival, which was at the
same place as the folk art festival i went to my first
weekend -- all around the outside of the national
royal castle... for 600 forints (about $2.40), we each
got a budapest wine festival glass to keep and a few
tasting tickets to buy wine, cheese, etc. while we
explored the area... i got some really happy rosé wine
and a couple kinds of weird cheese... like at the folk
art festival, they had stages all around of groups
singing/dancing to traditional hungarian music, and it
was just a nice atmosphere to spend half the afternoon
in =)
finally, after that, we visited margaret island, a big
island in the middle of the danube -- this place was
awesome -- lots of fields, etc. for sports, an olympic
swimming pool, ruins of an old franciscan church and
an old convent (back in the day (1241ad), king béla IV
vowed that if he sucessfully repelled the impending
mongol invasion, he'd devote his daughter margit, for
whom the island is named, to God... the convent ruins
are from the convent and church he built and sent
9-year-old margit to in 1251)... also, there's a huge
fountain set to music (kinda like water show with the
rings at centenial park in atlanta, only european
style), a monument to commemorate 1973 (the 100th
anniversary of when buda, óbuda, and pest became one
city), a whole avenue of statues of famous hungarian
writers, artists, and musicians over time, quite
spiffy japanese gardens with a huge waterfall, and a
musical well, built to be a copy of a famous one in
transylvania from back in the day (every hour on the
hour it plays music, and was pretty hugely impressive
-- the original could be heard 10km awaay though and
was even more impressive according to legend)... at
any rate, it was quite the nice walk -- yay for the
island =P
besides all that, i learned to play bridge on saturday
night, so now there's another card game to add to my
reportoire =P (this does not imply that i have any
skill at it whatsoever =P)... for the first week since
i've been here, i had church buddies, as 3 other
BSMers came with me to ICB! (yay for that =) ), and
sunday night, amanda, eric, jenn, and i were brave,
and actually tried to cook some recipes from the
hungarian cookbook i bought this week -- adventure and
a half for sure!
in other exciting news, i also discovered that
developing pictures here is comparable to, if not a
little cheaper than at home, so instead of collecting
disposable cameras (i know, i know, ... one of these
days i'll get a real one... =P) to send home, i've
started a scrapbook up already -- yay for that =P it's
already quite the party in a box of a book =P (or as
has been nominated for new phrase of the year: party
in a parallelpiped =P)
but yeah, that's the scoop... onward!
things lara has learned this week (finally a hungarian
42! =P)
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*traveling with me on the metro during rush hour
almost guarantees you'll see a fight -- i don't know
what it is... none of the other students here have
this happen to them, but at least 3 times in the past
4 weeks i've been right next to two people who have a
big spat on the public transportation-- last thursday
in particular, on the metro a lady got really mad at a
man and grabbed him by the shoulders and slammed him
into the wall, causing his briefcase latch to break
open and spill papers all over the place, she ran off
across the subway car, and he chased her back out at
the next station... by and large, hungary is much less
violent than the states, but apparently i just happen
to be in weird places at weird times... go figure.
*the floors in our apt. are very well waxed and should
not be run on unless you intend to surf your way on
the carpets clear from one end of the place to the
other -- i've learned this the hard way -- enough said
=P
*if you want your own table at a busy restaurant,
bring a lot of people!... last thursday, emily, eric,
and i were on our way to go out to eat for dinner,
when emily realized the time and rushed home... eric
and i went on and when we told the restaurant that
there were just 2 of us, and they saw they had no free
tables, they asked a hungarian couple to share with
us... i'd heard that *could* happen before, but in a
month of having no problem (even when i am just eating
with one other person!), i put it out of my mind... i
think it helped that they spoke hungarian the whole
time and we spoke english, so we didn't feel like we
were invading each others conversations, but still --
can you imagine doing that in the states? people
would rather wait 45 minutes for a personal table!...
go figure.. just going through daily routine here is a
learning experience!
*on hungarian construction workers: much unlike at
home, when we often wonder if they're doing anything
at all, we have two other questions about the
construction projects we've seen around here: (1) do
they ever stop??! and (2) sure, they're productive,
but what in the world *are* they doing???... one block
down on my street there's a building being constructed
and i've seen workers there 7 days a week as early as
7am and as late as 11pm... i'm beginning to think it's
round the clock work!... on another street where
there's about 4 apartments worth of BSMers, workers
drill and jackhammer up whole sections of the street
in the morning, just to repave and put them back
together by night... what are they doing? not a clue!
=P
*42 of the week: the average budapest metro (subway)
car has seats for 42 people -- now that i know where
to look for the capacity signs, 9 times out of 10
there's a 42 on the commute each day! =) (how
excellent is that? =P)
quotes of the week (Q: what do a coffee cup, a donut,
apples, and hammers have in common? A: not much, but
hopefully they'll make you laugh at some point... =P)
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oded: so, patrick, tell me a story about yourself
patrick: yesterday i jumped off a bridge and died,
today i came back.
oded: let's rephrase that, tell me a *true* story
about yourself
patrick: ok, i'm sitting in a restaurant with oded,
ali, alex, andrew, and lara. the end.
oded: ok, more specific, tell us a true story from
3rd, 4th, or 5th grade
patrick: fine! in 3rd grade, i existed. in 4th grade,
i knew i existed in 3rd grade. in 5th grade, i was
reasonably sure i existed in 4th grade too.
oded: ok, i give up, someone else talk to me *please*!
(mom, brother, etc., my silly short stories aren't
quite as bad now, are they?) =P
eric: see, i buy apples here, but i never know when to
eat them...
me: when you're hungry...
eric: in the shower..
me: in your sleep...
eric: yeah, this is not what i meant at all!... i mean
i can never tell when they're ripe!... now i'm going
to think of eating in my sleep every time i buy apples
ever again!
it's a cheap trick, but cheap tricks always work the
best! ~dr. fehér
present somebody with a questionnarie clipboard, a
they lie. a friend of mine once had a job preparing a
questionnaire for people to fill in on the web. he
said the information they got back was enormously
heartening about the state of the world. for
instance, did you know that almost 90 percent of the
population are CEOs of their own companies and earn
over a million dollars a year? ~douglas adams, in _the
salmon of doubt_
topology is the study of elastic geometry -- this
means a topologist is basically someone who can't tell
the difference between a teacup and a donut. ~dr.
fehér
if you don't understand something in this class, blame
it on my accent -- now, none of you can do poorly in
here because i just gave you a valid excuse for
everything! ~dr. antal
the three men were between 21 and 30 years of age and
their first names were zoltan. ~from a newspaper
article about police catching a band of gas station
robbers... (1) so criminals are protected by just
using first names instead of full names? (weird...) =P
(2) what are the odds tha every robber in the group
had the same first name???... (3)... if you'd had to
read the dialogues we've read in hungarian class this
past month, you'd just be laughing really hard right
now, regardless of points (1) and (2)... end of
thought =P
Hungary: a mania with a population of ten million. it
is now generally regarded as curable, though this
would take away much of its charm. ~istván örkény,
hungarian author
i'm beginning to think that hammering is a national
pasttime here. ~mason
you mean the hand's been dead for 1000 years?
*that's* the hand to shake then, huh? ~andrew
budapest is the overgrown capital of the republic of
hungary, inhabited by about 1.850.000 restless
inhabitants -- most of them readers, and not only of
the telephone numbers in the television commercials...
the following tries hard to list places where budapest
eggheads go to, meet at, or point out to foreign
egghead friends they desparately try to impress.
~introduction of _budpaest: a critical guide_ by
andrás török, a book highly recommended by all our
profs =P
amusing categories to make török's list of the must
sees of budapest: "most out of place work of art in an
underground station"... "textile shop with the largest
number of hungarian coat of arms communist style"...
"most traditional surviving street toilet"... "most
mysterious, oversize stone lady".... "most artistic
burger king in all the world"... and, of course "best
place to feel you are just a piece of dust, doomed to
failure".... with must see lists like this, what more
of a guide do you need? =P
visontlátásra!
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and, finally, (no more yawning!), you've reached the
end.... a most excellent week to all -- hope you all
have a party-in-a-parallelpiped kind of monday! =)
lara
=)