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You Know You're Vietnamese If....
1. You look older than you really are.
2. You're racist.
3. Your parents are scared of anyone that is black.
4. Your parents dog on Mexicans and Blacks.
5. You know you're superior to other Asians.
6. You're parents think you're 12 when you're really 18.
7. When you go out to buy clothes,you have to buy them 3 sizes bigger for you to grow in and for
    any younger brother or sister to have for Christmas a few years down the line.
8. At least one of your parents are in a self owned business like Laundromat,Nails,or Apartments.If
    they own apartments,they rent only to Asian families....never Blacks.
9. Guys: You sit on your butt all day.
10. Girls: You do everything while your man sits on his butt.
11. Guys: You have a nice variety of white and black shirts,black and blue jeans and slacks.
12. You cuss anyone out in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off.
13. Your parents think you're the worst kid.
14. Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid.
15. You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long.
16. You listen to New-Wave,Techno,Rap,Slowjams,and/or Euro dance.
17. You show your Viet pride to the fullest!
18. You go to Little Saigon once in a while or every weekend or everyday!
19. While you are in Little Saigon,you go to Phuoc Loc Tho where you head straight into that Asian
      Collection music store.
20. You always take American friends to go to Bo 7 Mon(seven courses of beef) to amaze them with
      Vietnamese food.
21. There's Chinese in your family line somewhere.
22. You live in the valley(SFV),O.C,or somewhere in the East.
23. You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.'s.
24. You're down for your crap.
25. You're loyal to ALL your friends.
26. You don't own an American car.
27. Girls: You hate all F.O.B.'s that go,"Hey,babee,you cute.Can I hab yo fone numba?"
28. Guys: You enjoy getting slapped by the girls you try to mack on.Hey,at least she touched you.
29. You're the bomb at pool.
30. You like to wear Nike,Adidas,Tommy,or Nautica. If you're an F.O.B.,you wear Calvin Klein and
      Guess.
31. You are always updated with the Asian style.
32. Guys: You either have high spikes or slicked small bangs combed back.
33. You highlight your hair.
34. You played the piano ONCE in your life.
35. You take 2 or more showers a day.
36. Your parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents,or your parents totally
      dog on you to all the other Vietnamese parents.
37. After you come from the beach with a tan,they say that you look Cambodian.
38. No matter what you are,people think you are Chinese or Korean.
39. Anybody will ask you to say something in Vietnamese. After you told them hello and how are you
      doing in Vietnamese,they ask about the cuss words.
40. Your parents can only help you with math assignments and no other subjects.
41. You like Durian.
42. When you get detentions or demerits from school,your parents think that you are a rebel.
43. When your parents see that you get bad grades,they start lecturing about how they went
      through hell in school in Vietnam.They would say that you would've gotten whooped in the butt.
44. Your parents always compare Vietnam and America.
45. When you are feeling ill,your parents think you're on drugs.
46. Your parents have the whole collection of Paris By NIght.
47. Your parents always criticize you,criticize others,and criticize each other.
48. Guys: You love Acura Integras and 4-Runners.
49. Your parents want you to be better than everyone else.
50. Guys: You,one time in your life,had the regulation bowl cut.
51. You buy Levi 501's and slit the sides.
52. You ate 4 bowls of rice,then 5 minutes after,your parents ask you if you want to eat 4 more bowls
      or rice.
53. Your aunts always have a fro hair cut.
54. Your parents always compare you to those big buff white peeps.

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