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Type of Asian Girlz

A. The Gangsta Asian Girl
B. The Overdressed Asian Girl
C. The Asian School Girl
D. The Asian White Girl
E. The Asian Playette

A. The Gangsta Asian Girl
    1.Usually seen at the mall and at the poolhall,usually giving dirty looks at other Asian girls. Inside a crowded civic with other gangster girls and anywhere the gangster Asian is.
    2.Usually wearing tight shirts,spaghetti strap blouses,or baggy jeans.
    3.Loves to wear black lipstick and 10-inch heels.
    4.When wearing baggy blue jeans,she will wear a Nike warm up jacket.
    5.Another Pochacco,Keroppi,Sanrio nut.
    6.Of course she has dyed-blonde hair and really black roots!
    7.Believes she's a Sailor Scout of Sailor Moon.
    8.A tenth-degree black belt in the art of backstab.
    9.Talks big,but no action.
10.Is extremely good at talking behind backs,only will talk shit about you when you're behind a 20-mile radius.
11.Has a protruding mouth,like a monkey.
12.Whenever she wants to look attractive and goes over the edge by wearing skirts upto her stomach.
13.Girls hang out with her because she will fight for them. Guys hang out with her because they want to get her in bed and she'll fight for them.

B. The Overdressed Asian Girl
    1.Usually seen at the mall,the poolhall,at the casino(not gambling but sitting next to her boyfriend,staring at his money and his chips),at the youth group meetings(usually the leader),at the Karaoke bar and inside her boyfriend's expensive car.
    2.Usually wears tight skirts,bellbottom pants(the ones in which they cannot see their feet),high heels or 10-inch platforms(which they have no idea how to walk on,they always look off balance while walking).
    3.She must wear her skanky outfits wherever they go.
    4.You can hear the clogging of her platform heels from a mile away.
    5.Always showing off her cellphone...always pretending she's talking to her rich boyfriend!
    6.Of course she has dyed-blonde hair.
    7.Another Pochacco,Keroppi,Sanrio freak.
    8.Another tenth-degree black belt in the art of backstab.
    9.Plucks her eyebrows,and her eyebrows are just one line!
10.She is the ultimate snob...mastered the art of walking with her nose up.
11.Believes she is "all that..." and enjoys ignoring other guys.
12.Never smiles,because she has ugly ass teeth.
13.Has a new pair of shoes every week.
14.Girls hang with her because she makes them look good and they like to borrow clothes from her.

C.The Asian Schoolgirl
    1.Usually seen in the study hall or under house-arrest by her parents.
    2.Usually wears thick eyeglasses,long sundresses,pennyloafers,or sandals.
    3.Are completely male-phobic.
    4.Sometimes shy,but really anti-social.
    5.Another Pochacco,Keroppi,Sanrio nut...but she talks to her dolls because she has no social life.
    6.When approached by a male,she always says,"I can't talk to you right now."
    7.Has no social skills whatsoever.
    8.Is the master cheat sheet on all tests.
    9.Talks too loud in her native language.
10.Girls hang with her so they can cheat off her for tests and she has a nice car.Guys hang with her because they also like to cheat off her on tests and they think they can get a date with her.

D.The Asian White Girl
    1.Usually seen at the beach playing volleyball,with her non-Asian friends at Disneyland,or in her white boyfriend's BMW.
    2.Usually wears volleyball shorts,Mickey Mouse,college or sorority sweatshirt.
    3.Does not know one word of her native language.
    4.Always lies that she is half Asian or a mut...always says she's part Irish or German.
    5.Has infused into her mind that she is not Asian or part-Asian.
    6.Does not want anything to do with anything Asian(guys,girls,customs).
    7.She must date a white person,no matter her background.
    8.Loves the fact that she is different and loves to show off about it.
    9.Girls hate her because she does not like hanging with them.
10.Guys think they can get a date from her,but they learn soon to stay away from her.

E.The Asian Playette
    1.Usually seen in the middle of any crowd of guys or with her homegirls scopin a crowd of guys at the mall or poolhall.
    2.Usually wear white tanktop with a plaid overshirt with flares or superbells on occasions. She has to look cute.
    3.Loves the thrill of having more than one boyfriend at a time so she can play "The Game".
    4.Has guys paging her every minute ending with 143-637-823-247,cell phone rings off the hook,and her voicemail box is full of guys messages asking where she's been all day.
    5.Even though she has all those guys...friends still come first.
    6.Won't ever backstab her friend. Her clique is so close they're practically family.
    7.Always has plans. Her planner is so packed she doesn't have the time to dial in the numbers on her cell...that's what speed dial's for!
    8.Doesn't know the meaning of "heartbreak".
    9.Talks in a high pitch voice when on the phone with a guy...but doesn't realize it.
10.Girls hang around her because she's their sis. Guys hang around her because she's fine.

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