| The next issue is under way, but it's still way up in the air. It's sort of like superman. you know? up in the air? haha? Right. But anyway, the next issue is going to be a lot better than the others, because it's going to have more substance. Like a comic stip, and some other things that we haven't thought up yet. There's also going to be a quiz, perhaps. but probably not. Haha! had you goin' there, didn't I? Yeah, the comic strip is going to have class. Have you ever though about the real dangers of some things? Like the very real dangers of a giant squid? Perhaps you will when you read this next edition... also, some fine modes of transportation for the paranoid. I bet that's enough of a trailer to send you to the toilet with a sick feeling in your stomach... Nevertheless, expect to see the artichoke out in print before christmas [winter] break. It will also be put up here around the same time, perhaps even before. Here's a joke. Ok, so there's this potato, and it's walking down the street just as well as any potato can walk, when it comes to a stop sign. The potato looks around, but doesn't see anything. he begins to cross the street, but then he gets smacked by a really big truck with 18 wheels carrying a really heavy chunk of concrete. and dies. "well damn," his parting thought is. "that really sucks. how was I supposed to know that my eyes were only little knarly bumps that grow into leaves when I'm burried in dirt?" get it?!! |