| My Favorite Quotes: |
| ~Those who are afraid to fall never learn to fly |
| ~Love your enemies....It pisses them off |
| ~It only rains on people who create the storms |
| ~Don't piss me off or you'll be gone faster then a fat kid in a low carb line!! |
| ~Smoking could really kill a person, You should try it someday! |
| ~You put the PRO in PROstitute! |
| ~Pull your lip over you head and SWALLOW!! |
| ~Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?!?! |
| ~Your so fat you ate Jenny AND Craig!!! |
| ~If your going to choose a boy,Choose one who respects you...Not one that just hitches on to you for the shag! |
| ~Milk does the body good....But DAMN how much did you drink! |
| ~Rub A Dub Dub...I'm in the tub! |
| ~(Fake Sneeze) Sorry, I'm kind of allergic to bullshit!! |
| ~When you kissed me everything went back to place, all my pain was erased. |
| ~I'm like a pizza....Everyone wants a slice! |
| ~Police: My Anti-Drug |
| ~Everytime I see you with another girl...I alwayz remember wen you told me...."It will alwayz me be n u baby-girl. |
| ~Your so fat everytime you turn around it's ur birthday! |
| ~So WhAt If My AsS iS LiKe WhOa?!? |
| ~Dreams and Wishes are good ways of leaving reality behind*~* |
| ~Your took my heart, a hammer, and aimed and.....BULLSEYE!! |
| ~I may not love you FOREVER but i will make the commitment to love you lotz! |
| ~Man: You look like my third wife Woman: Really? How many times you been married? Man: Twice! |
| ~I'm feeling a lil' off today...anyone wanna turn me on? |
| ~My boyfriend thinks I am studying!!! |
| ~I was here but now I'm gone...I left my smile to turn you on.... |
| ~I'm a tiger waitin for the pounce...I'm watchin you 24/7 so beware! |
| ~Flipping my hair and Blowing a Kiss...I'm the only girl who can tease ya like this:) |
| ~If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?? |
| ~Wanna come see the glow in the dark poster above my bed?? |