TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO COME TO SPAIN


        1. They guys - there is no such thing as a hot Spanish guy...
        2. The administration process - ahhhhhhhhhh
        3. The roads - soooooooo narrow and ppl actually drive down them...
        4. The highways - can we say dangerous??? If you work out all the funny road marks, please let me know. I�m stumped.
        5. Tourists... I�m sick of them... �Donde es? - Complete with Yankee accent... (Apologies to any Americans I know, but these folks have the wrong verb and the stress all in the wrong place and... agggggggg)
        6. The toilets... Yes it can take quite sometime time to figure out how to lock them (if they can be locked) and how to flush them... And then some more time hoping that they flush.
        7. The weather... Bloody cold in the winter (snow), hot in the summer (40 C apparently)... Not that the heat bothers me...
        8. The music... Well the music they play on the radio at any rate... Silly pop/dance crap by certain American Idols that CAN�T sing!
        9. Decent internet connection... Doesn�t exist.. Neither to Spainards who know anything about computers...
        10. Sport... They haven�t heard of AFL or cricket.


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