Limestone City Wrestling presents:
Disturbing Behaviour - December 7, 2001
From: Nassau Coliseum, Long Island, New York
Attendance: Sold out!
Announcer: Jimmy Williams
Interviews: Matthew Kile, Jules Winfield, and John "the Gator" Cole
Ring Announcer: Raymond Albright
Dark Match Report:
Non-Title Match: "The Shooter" Samantha Buka vs. Jane Wannabe (as "Lever"): Samantha Buka made "Lever" tap out to the Tequila Sunrise in 10:47.
Grim Reaper vs. Carlos Cula: Grim Reaper defeated Carlos Cula with a school boy rollup in 16:22.
The screen goes black as the last commercial ends. White letters come up on the screen,
reading simply: "WARNING: The following program may be unsuitable for some viewers. Discretion
is advised." This is replaced by an LCW logo. The opening bars of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed begin to play. The logo begins to beat like a heart, getting bigger and bigger, eventually engulfing the screen.]
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me ...
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me!
[At this point, the logo "explodes" into many pieces which litter the screen. The pieces begin to spin erratically. Randomly the spinning pieces shoot towards the screen, each one containing a clip from the LCW's past.]
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me!
[The final clip, one of Johnny Wannabe regaining the World Heavyweight Title from "The Natural" Mike Bell, flashes onto the screen before it fades to shots of the crowd. Several crowd shots fill the screen, then one finally of the announcer, Jimmy Williams.]
Jimmy: It's our final show before the Lethal Lottery! Welcome everyone to Disturbing Behaviour, as usual, you've got Jimmy Williams here with you for the next two hours. What an interesting lineup we have here, as the roster gears up for Lethal Lottery, only two days away. Tonight, starting things off, we have "The Southwestern Icon" Texas Lightning taking on Jim Roberts. Following that, Hardcore Champion Angel of Death takes on fellow cruiserweight "MIR" Bruce Nichol. AOD has quite a weekend lined up, as he faces STEALTH in a Hell in the Cell match Sunday night for the Hardcore title. Rounding out the evening, we have The Wannabes, Jack and Jesse, taking on Blood Brothers, and the World Television Title is up for grabs, as it usually is, as STEALTH meets "The Sasquatch" Jacob Lawrence in our Main Event!
[Cut to a shot of backstage, where Angel of Death and Black Widow are in their dressing room.]
AOD: Is STEALTH here yet?
BW: Nope. At least, not that I've heard.
AOD: DAMN! I can't wait to get my hands on that sniveling piece of shit!
BW: I know, I know dear. You just have to wait until he's here, then you can have your fun.
AOD: Well, at least I can get things ready. I'll be back later.
[He leaves the room, as Black Widow starts to figure out what he means. Fade to black.]
[-- Commercial Break --] Well, I'm still waiting for my computer. I don't know how much longer it'll take, but I tell you, the wait is almost as excruciating as waiting until the baby is born. Speaking of which, the definitive due date seems to be February 7, 2002 for anyone who is interested. That is, those of you who actually read these commercials. [--]
[Fade back in on the parking garage, as a limousine pulls up. It parks, and out of the car steps STEALTH, his bags in tow. He heads towards the locker rooms as we cut back to the entranceway.]
"The Southwestern Icon" Texas Lightning vs. Jim Roberts
Ray: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a twenty minute time limit.
["Thunderstruck" by AC/DC blares over the PA system. He comes and stands at the rampway out to the sounds of the thunder in the early moments of the song. As the lyrics begin, Lightning appears on the ramp way to the booing fans. Along the way to the ring, he poses several times and slaps hands with the fans who actually reach out to him.]
Ray: Introducing first, from Nacogdoches, Texas, he weighs in at 244 pounds. Making his way to the ring, led by "Sassy" Stephanie, here is "The Southwestern Icon" Texas Lightning!
[TL and Sassy climb into the ring as the music changes to "Losing My Religion" by REM, and the crowd jumps to their feet.]
Ray: His opponent, from Seeley's Bay, Ontario, he weighs in at 150 pounds. Making his way to the ring, here is Jim Roberts!
[Roberts jogs to the ring, slapping hands along the way. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope, and warms up, waiting for the bell.]
Jimmy: Well, the bell sounds, and we're underway. No, wait, what's this? Oh, shit. I was hoping things wouldn't happen this way, folks, but it seems that Johnny Wannabe has made his way down to the ring, and is distracting Jim Roberts. The referee is not happy about this, and is attempting to send Wannabe from ringside.
[All of a sudden, snow begins to fall from the ceiling as Texas Lightning attacks Jim Roberts.]
Jimmy: That snow usually precedes our Television Champion, and sure enough here comes the Sasquatch! Jacob Lawrence is bounding to the ring, attacking Johnny Wannabe while Texas Lightning battles Jim Roberts in the ring! Wannabe slides into the ring to avoid Lawrence, causing the TV champ to climb in with him! All four men are in the ring, and the referee can't get control! He's throwing this one out, folks!
[The bell rings furiously as LCW officials pour into the ring to separate the four men. Cut to the announcer's table.]
Jimmy: I'm sorry folks, but this match has been thrown out. I don't like it, but it does happen some times. But, we do have three more matches tonight, so let's keep things moving!
[Cut backstage, as the combatants have been separated, and are backstage. Jacob Lawrence heads back towards his dressing room. As he makes his way down the hall, he passes by the dressing room of his opponent for the night, STEALTH. Suddenly, STEALTH bursts from his dressing room, chair in hand. Jacob turns, bracing for the hit when STEALTH drops the chair, smiles, and heads back into his dressing room. As he turns, though, Angel of Death shows up behind him, a chair in his hand. This time, however, AOD does swing the chair, cracking it right across the forehead of STEALTH. Jacob smiles as AOD begins stomping on STEALTH before officials can pull him off. Cut to footage of Johnny Wannabe returning to his dressing room, where he finds his brothers mapping out a strategy for their match later in the evening. They glance up, see the condition that Johnny is in after the melee, and smirk. Cut to the dressing room of Angel of Death and Black Widow, where Widow waits, dressed in her managerial outfit of a long black dress with grey web lace detail, and long black gloves. In bursts AOD, laughing.]
AOD: Ha ha! That was great!
BW: I'm glad you've had your fun, now our match is next, so let's go!
AOD: Okay, okay.
[They head out to the entranceway, which is where the scene now switches.]
Angel of Death vs. "MIR" Bruce Nichol (non-title)
Ray: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall, with a twenty minute time limit.
[The opening beats of "Angel of Death" by Slayer test the subwoofers in the arena as the house lights go dark. A single white spotlight focuses on the entranceway, where Angel of Death stands, his head bowed, his shoulder length hair fallen in his face, and his arms outstretched ever so slightly, palms raised in a sign of benevolence. On the screen, a picture of the statue that stands between Angel of Death's parent's graves is shown, looking very much like AOD, in the same position. His wife and valet Black Widow steps from backstage, dressed in a long black dress with a web motif, carrying his sledgehammer. She puts her hand lightly on his shoulder, and he flips his head up, sending his hair back behind him, and they make their way to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope as she climbs the ringsteps. He holds the ropes open for her, and she quickly climbs into the ring. They stand in the center of the ring, united, as shots of red pyro shoot from the corners of the ring, and from either side of the entranceway.]
Ray: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, he weighs in at 185 pounds. Led to the ring by his manager, Black Widow, here is the LCW Hardcore Champion, Angel of Death!
[AOD stretches in the ring while the crowd erupts with deafening boos. Darkness spreads throughout most of the arena as the speakers crackle to life. An approaching wave of music can be sensed coming closer and closer through the speakers as the crowd prepares themselves for it.]
Ray: His opponent, from Saint Joseph, Northwest Territories, he weighs in at 225 pounds. Making his way to the ring, here is "MIR" Bruce Nichol!
[A jeering crowd receives "MIR" Bruce Nichol as he makes his way down the aisle, and into the ring.]
Jimmy: The bell sounds as AOD attacks MIR straight away. MIR battles back with punches and kicks that eventually separate the two competitors. AOD bounces off the ropes, leveling MIR with a clothesline, but MIR springs back to his feet. MIR now with a lariat, but AOD ducks and comes back with one of his own. MIR ducks the counter-effort, and bounces off the ropes. He comes back with a high cross body that takes both men down. AOD quickly shoves MIR off before the referee can make any count, and both men hop quickly back up to their feet. They swiftly dive into a collar and elbow tie up, which neither one seems to want to relinquish. They struggle towards the ropes, where MIR gets a leg up, going for a springboard bulldog.
[AOD throws MIR off as they come around, and he skids to a stop part-way across the ring.]
Jimmy: MIR certainly wasn't expecting that. As he pauses to express his discomfort following that counter to the springboard bulldog, AOD rushes in, snapping MIR's head forward with a jumping neck snap. MIR flops back onto the mat as AOD hops up onto the ropes. AOD leaps off the ropes, crashing down hard with a Stardust Press. He makes the cover! (One, Two, Kickout!)
[AOD picks up MIR by the head, moving over to the corner. He sits on the corner, then locks his arm around MIR's head.]
Jimmy: AOD looks to be going for a tornado, yes, yes, it is a tornado DDT! MIR has just been spun around and planted into the mat! Black Widow has slid a chair onto the ring apron, and is now distracting the referee on the opposite side of the ring! AOD grabs the chair as MIR struggles to his feet. AOD tosses the chair to MIR, who catches it in time for AOD to hit him with a Van Daminator! MIR is down, and busted open! AOD slides the chair out of the ring as Black Widow drops back down to the floor. AOD covers as the referee turns back to the action. (One, Two, Kickout!)
[AOD looks amazed as the referee shows that there was only a two count before MIR lifted his shoulder. AOD stands and begins to argue with the referee over a slow count, the referee's ability to count to three in the first place, etc.]
Jimmy: MIR's back on his feet now, and he spins AOD around. He hooks AOD up in what looks to be, yes, yes, MIR has AOD hooked up for a Kryptonite Krunch! He lands it, and makes the cover! (One, Two, Kickout!) MIR is a little upset now as he picks up AOD from the mat. He tosses AOD into the ropes, catching him with a spinebuster slam. He lifts AOD's legs, going for a sharpshooter, but AOD kicks him off. MIR hits the ropes as AOD gets to his feet. MIR comes back, right into a boot in the midsection from AOD. MIR is doubled over now, and AOD positions him for a double underhook faceslam. The crowd reacts, expecting the faceslam, but AOD shakes his head, then turns it around into a Vertibreaker! Yes! AOD is going for one of the most devastating moves in the business! He takes a few steps, then slams MIR to the mat! He makes the cover! (One, Two, KICKOUT!!)
[AOD can't believe his eyes as he looks at MIR's shoulder, definitely off the mat, and the referee frantically signalling that there was only a two count.]
Jimmy: AOD is completely pissed off now. Wait, oh, no. Folks, we have company. STEALTH has arrived at the top of the entrance ramp, holding the chair that AOD hit him with. AOD is distracted by STEALTH's arrival, allowing MIR to turn him, and kick him in the midsection. MIR rebounds off the ropes, going for the Thin Red Line! AOD ducks the lariat, kicking MIR in the kidney area as he goes by. I've seen this before, folks! The kick to the kidneys then, yes, he's grabbed MIR's head from behind.
[AOD drives MIR into the mat with the Going Home.]
Jimmy: Going Home! This match is over, folks! AOD makes the cover! (One, Two, THREE!)
[STEALTH makes his way to the ring, chair in hand as the referee finishes the count.]
Jimmy: AOD has won this hard-fought battle, and now here's his rival, STEALTH, entering the ring with the chair! The referee raises AOD's hand, as STEALTH sets up behind AOD. STEALTH rushes at AOD, who turns in the nick of time, ducking the swinging chair! STEALTH turns, and AOD connects with another Van Daminator! STEALTH is down, and he too is busted open!
[AOD continues his assault on STEALTH, picking up the chair, and raining steel down on his enemy! He puts the chair over the prone STEALTH, then climbs the ropes. He springs off the ropes with a frog splash, but STEALTH moves out of the way, leaving the chair. AOD hits the chair, then STEALTH attacks! STEALTH takes the chair off the mat, and clocks AOD square in the head with it! AOD goes down hard! STEALTH picks him up, drags him over to the corner, and puts him in the tree of woe. He takes the chair, goes to the middle of the ring, then charges in with a baseball slide dropkick onto the chair, which connects to the face of AOD. Satisfied with the damage done so far, he smiles, and drops the chair in the middle of the ring as Black Widow frees her husband from the corner. STEALTH slips out of the ring, still smiling, and heads back to the dressing rooms.]
Jimmy: Folks, we have just seen a small glimpse into what is in store for you this Sunday at Lethal Lottery. STEALTH and AOD are set to go one on one in a Hell in the Cell for AOD's Hardcore Title. Tonight, STEALTH got the better of the Hardcore Champion. Who will walk out of the cage Sunday night? We'll just have to wait and see. Up next, two tag teams battle for their spot in the tag team rankings. The Wannabes take on Blood Brothers, next!
[-- Commercial Break --] Do you realize it's only about 17 days until Christmas? I hope you have all your shopping done. I wish I could say that I do. I still have at least two, maybe three main gifts left to buy my wife, then I have all the stocking stuffers to buy for her. Wow. I'd better hurry up and get this done, so I can plan out my shopping! [--]
[We return from the break to a shot of the shared dressing room of Blood Brothers and "MIR" Bruce Nichol. MIR has returned to the room, and is dressing his wounds as The Unibomber and Jack "The Ripper" prepare for their match. Cut to the entranceway.]
The Wannabes vs. Blood Brothers
Ray: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, with a twenty minute time limit.
["Pretty Fly" by The Offspring hits the air to a chorus of boos. Jack and Jesse Wannabe step out onto the entrance ramp, dressed as "Sledge and Chris."]
Ray: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, they weigh in at 470 pounds. Making their way to the ring, here are Sledge and Chris, also known as Jack and Jesse, the Wannabes!
[They jog down to the ring, and enter the ring doing a perfect imitation of Edge and Christian. "Sunday Bloody Sunday" by U2 starts as red spotlights slash about, through out the stadium, concentrating mainly on the entrance way and the ring. The Blood Brothers step forth and taunt the crowd as the make their way down to the ring.]
Ray: Their opponents, weighing in at 515 pounds, here are Jack "The Ripper" and The Unibomber, Blood Brothers!
[They continue to taunt the crowd as they climb into the ring.]
Jimmy: Jack and Jack, I mean, "Sledge", start things off here tonight in this tag team matchup. They dive into a tieup, then Sledge takes Jack "The Ripper" over with a hiptoss. Jack comes back, taking Sledge down with an armdrag. Sledge returns from the armdrag, grabbing the leg of Jack "The Ripper." Jack counters with an enzuigiri that sends Sledge crashing to the mat.
[Suddenly, the pyro on either side of the entranceway goes off, distracting Jack "The Ripper" and causing The Unibomber to head up the aisle towards the entrance, with the intention of warding off any attack.]
Jimmy: Sledge takes advantage of the distraction, rolling up Jack "The Ripper." The referee counts. (One, Two, Sledge has hold of Jack's tights! THREE!!!)
[The Unibomber, hearing the count begin, rushed back to the ring, but was too close to the entranceway, and didn't make it back in time. Jack and Jesse Wannabe, beaming, make a hasty retreat through the crowd as Blood Brothers make chase.]
Jimmy: I don't know if that whole thing was planned, but I do know that Jack and Jesse had been strategizing all night about this match. It was a quick, and slightly tainted victory, but a victory none the less. We have one more commercial break to go, and then our Main Event!
[Cut to a shot of the production trailer, as Jack and Jesse Wannabe run up. Out of the trailer step Jane and Johnny Wannabe, who embrace their brothers, then take flight as they hear the steps of Blood Brothers in hot pursuit. Fade to commercial.]
[-- Commercial Break --] December 9, 2001 ... the last LCW Pay Per View of the year! Lethal Lottery, from Madison Square Gardens, New York, New York! Don't miss it! [--]
[We return from the commercial to a shot of the fixed up STEALTH, sitting in his dressing room preparing for his match.]
Jimmy: STEALTH gets a shot at the World Television Title against the man ...
[Cut to a shot of "The Sasquatch" Jacob Lawrence and Crazy Canuck in their dressing room, preparing for the match.]
Jimmy: ... he defeated only a short while ago for the AIWO World Heavyweight Title. STEALTH and Jacob Lawrence, next!
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[We return from break to a shot of the entranceway.]
World Television Title Match: STEALTH vs. "The Sasquatch" Jacob Lawrence (c)
Ray: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with television time remaining. It is for the World Television Title.
[The lights go out and fans begin to cheer. "The Unforgiven II" by Metallica starts and the fans are going NUTS. Just as the intro goes into the music, fireworks explode in the ring and from the rafters. STEALTH then is lowered from the ceiling to a spot in the crowd. His arms are raised in the air as he hits the floor. He unclips himself and slowly walks to the ring. With red strobe-lights flashing, STEALTH enters the ring and stands in the centre. He throws his arms into the air and red fireworks erupt from the four turnbuckles as well as the rafters! When the fireworks fade, the lights come up and the music fades out!]
Ray: Introducing first, from parts unknown, he weighs in at 270 pounds. Already in the ring, here is STEALTH!
[STEALTH poses for the cheering crowd. The lights go out and a spotlight shines on the entranceway. Snow begins falling from the ceiling. "Great White North" by Bob and Doug MacKenzie begins playing over the PA. Jacob and the Crazy Canuck exit from the back and walk to the ring.]
Ray: His opponent, from Tuktiaktuk, Northwest Territories, he weighs in at 499 pounds. Making his way to the ring, led by Crazy Canuck, here is "The Sasquatch" Jacob Lawrence!
[Jacob gets to the ring, and prepares to climb over the ropes to enter the ring, but STEALTH beats him to the punch as he runs at the big man, hitting him with a dropkick that sends the TV Champ to the floor.]
Jimmy: The bell sounds as STEALTH has taken the early advantage, sending Jacob to the floor with a dropkick. Jacob gets to his feet as STEALTH springboards over the top rope, colliding with Jacob in a high cross body. Jacob doesn't fall however, just holds on, setting STEALTH up for a fallaway slam that sends the challenger hard into the concrete floor.
[Jacob walks to the ring, and climbs in over the ropes. STEALTH gets up from the floor and jogs to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope.]
Jimmy: STEALTH clearly gives up height and weight to the TV Champion, but that doesn't seem to take away anything that STEALTH has prepared for the big man. He drives right at Lawrence, who sidesteps him and tosses him over the ropes. STEALTH hits the floor in front of Crazy Canuck, who takes a few pot-shots at him with the lacrosse stick/signapore cane while Jacob distracts the referee. STEALTH slides into the ring to avoid Canuck. Jacob walks over and grabs STEALTH, whipping him into the ropes nearest the entranceway. STEALTH comes back fast, and Jacob again sidesteps him, only this time he gives more of a push when throwing him over and ... AAAHHH!!
[STEALTH goes flying over the top rope, and lands squarely through the announcer's table. Luckily, Jimmy was able to get out of the way in time. STEALTH slowly gets back to his feet, shakes the cobwebs from his head, and slides back into the ring.]
Jimmy: Wow, that was a close one! STEALTH rebounds off the ropes, and Jacob goes to sidestep him once more, but this time STEALTH stops, and hits Jacob in the knee with a dropkick. This brings the big man to one knee, and brings the two competitors to a more even level. STEALTH runs behind Jacob, bounces off the ropes, then leaps onto the big man, locking in a sleeper hold. Jacob fights it, but STEALTH uses his upper body strength to not only hold on, but tighten the hold. The referee checks for illegal arm placement, but finds none. Jacob staggers around the ring, obviously feeling the effects of the sleeper hold. He finally breaks it by slamming STEALTH into the corner.
[STEALTH immediately kicks Jacob in the same knee that he had dropkicked earlier, bringing the TV Champ back to one knee. STEALTH quickly goes to work on the other knee, hitting a pair of dropkicks to it before Jacob drops down to both knees.]
Jimmy: STEALTH bounces off the ropes now, hitting Jacob square in the face with a beautifully executed dropkick. This brings Jacob right down to the mat. STEALTH climbs the ropes, and leaps off, but Jacob reaches up, catching STEALTH in a one-handed choke. Jacob slowly gets back to his feet, then drives STEALTH into the mat with a devastating chokeslam. Jacob staggers to the corner, feeling the effects of the work on his knee. STEALTH slowly gets back to his feet, and rushes into the corner with an avalanche. Jacob lifts his knee, catching STEALTH in the midsection. Jacob stands, putting STEALTH in position for a powerbomb. He lifts up the challenger, but STEALTH wraps his legs around Jacob's head, countering the powerbomb with a hurricarana! The big man flops to the mat, hitting hard! STEALTH grabs the big man's legs, and moves to hook on the Turbine! Yes! STEALTH locks in the Turbine, but wait a minute, what's this?
[AOD hops out of the crowd, carrying his sledgehammer.]
Jimmy: AOD slides into the ring as the referee checks Jacob for a submission. He rebounds off the ropes behind STEALTH, and slams the sledgehammer right into the back of STEALTH's head! STEALTH breaks the hold, and the referee calls for the bell!
[The referee leans through the ropes, speaking to Ray Albright.]
Ray: The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification, STEALTH! Jacob Lawrence retains the World Television Title!
[Jacob Lawrence is helped to the back by Crazy Canuck while STEALTH and AOD struggle to get at each other through the sea of LCW officials. They break through some of them, but don't get very far as others grab onto their arms. The camera zooms in as STEALTH and AOD come face to face, their arms held back. They share a menacing glare as we fade to credits.]