Limestone City Wrestling presents:
Disturbing Behaviour - November 30, 2001
From: Corel Centre, Ottawa, Ontario
Attendance: Sold out!
Announcer: Jimmy Williams
Interviews: Matthew Kile, Jules Winfield, and John "the Gator" Cole
Ring Announcer: Raymond Albright
Dark Match Report:
The Unibomber vs. The Shadow: The Shadow defeated The Unibomber with the Fall from Grace in 10:41.
"IRA" Sean Fein vs. Jack "The Ripper": IRA defeated The Ripper with the Belfast Bombshell in 14:57.
The screen goes black as the last commercial ends. White letters come up on the screen,
reading simply: "WARNING: The following program may be unsuitable for some viewers. Discretion
is advised." This is replaced by an LCW logo. The opening bars of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed begin to play. The logo begins to beat like a heart, getting bigger and bigger, eventually engulfing the screen.]
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me ...
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me!
[At this point, the logo "explodes" into many pieces which litter the screen. The pieces begin to spin erratically. Randomly the spinning pieces shoot towards the screen, each one containing a clip from the LCW's past.]
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me!
[The final clip, one of Johnny Wannabe regaining the World Heavyweight Title from "The Natural" Mike Bell, flashes onto the screen before it fades to shots of the crowd. Several crowd shots fill the screen, then one finally of the announcer, Jimmy Williams.]
Jimmy: Hello fans, and welcome to beautiful Moncton, New Brunswick! Jimmy Williams here, flying solo tonight as I will be for at least the next few weeks. Mitch Armour has been given a leave of absence to look after his pregnant girlfriend. But enough about him and I, let's talk about tonight! What a show we've got lined up! Tonight, two championships are on the line as Silverstrike defends the World Cruiserweight Title against former 3-time champion "MIR" Bruce Nichol! Also tonight, Wealth and Power get a second shot at the World Tag Team Titles since their match at You Must Remember This was interrupted. In fact, President Douglas has places such a high importance on this match thatjust this morning he declared that anyone interfering in this match will be suspended for one month! That's not even the big news! Tonight, in our Main Event, the results of last week's main event, Jim Roberts and World Television Champion "The Sasquatch" Jacob Lawrence battle once more, but this time as partners against "The Southwestern Icon" Texas Lightning and World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Wannabe! All of this is tonight as we move closer to the Lethal Lottery!
[Suddenly, "Angel of Death" by Slayer hits the air to a chorus of boos.]
Jimmy: What's this? He's not scheduled to be here!
[At the entranceway, red and white pyro burst in the air as Angel of Death steps out from the back. He stalks to the ring where he slides in under the ropes. He pauses in the middle of the ring, seeming to soak in all the boos, before heading to the far upper corner, where he is handed a microphone. He leaps up onto the top turnbuckle, where he sits, addressing the crowd.]
AOD: Since the hiatus, the LCW has gone out to look for former competitors to return to help build us back up to what we once were. One particular man answered the call. Once one of our more shining examples of competition, he's retired so many times that his lustre has dimmed considerably. That man, of course, is STEALTH.
[The crowd cheers at the mention of his name.]
AOD: Yeah, yeah, go ahead and cheer him. That's what he likes to hear. He prefers to hear the accolades of the people who came to see him fight. What he doesn't like to hear, however, is critisism. That's why I'm here. STEALTH, you're a piss-poor, lacklustre, excuse for a wrestler now, and your aspirations to regain the LCW World Heavyweight Title are entirely far-fetched. STEALTH, your chances of getting anywhere in the LCW are slim. Very slim. But that's not going to stop me from challenging your ass to a match at Lethal Lottery. I'm the Hardcore champion, and I'm more than willing to put this title on the line against you in a Hell in the Cell match. Not a fancy type of Hell in the Cell match like the LCW prefers to have, but a simple Hell in the Cell. Fifteen foot covered cage, only one entrance, which will be locked. You and I, until one man can't continue. So, "champ," what do you say?
[He throws the microphone down, and leaves the ring, heading to the back as we switch to Jimmy Williams.]
Jimmy: Some harsh words from Hardcore Champion Angel of Death towards returning superstar STEALTH. I wonder if STEALTH will accept the challenge? Lethal Lottery has become a tradition here in the LCW, with the winner getting a World Heavyweight Title shot at Valentine's Heartbreak. Since we're down to only a few competitors right now, the tournament is going to be a very tough competition. Speaking of tough competition, the fight for the World Women's Title intensifies as Jane Wannabe takes on Sassy Stephanie!
Jane Wannabe vs. Sassy Stephanie
[Cut to the entranceway.]
Ray Albright: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a twenty minute time limit.
["Pretty Fly" by The Offspring being played over the sound system preceeds a huge chorus of boos from the crowd.]
Ray: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, she weighs in at 135 pounds. Currently making her way to the ring, here is "Pineapple Spears", also known as Jane Wannabe!
["Pineapple Spears" steps from the back as orange and gold pyro shoots from either side of the entrance. Wearing thigh high boots, a mini-skirt, a white halter top and a headset microphone, she attempts to dance down to the ring. When she finally does reach the ring, she begins to climb up the steps as "When the Heart Rules the Mind" by GTR begins to play over the speakers, still to a chorus of boos.]
Ray: Her opponent, from Liberty, Texas, she weighs in at 175 pounds. Making her way to the ring, here is Sassy Stephanie!
[She comes down with a huge smile on her face, slapping hands with the fans and runs down to give Jimmy a kiss on the cheek, then she runs around the ring, looking for a random gentleman to give a kiss to.]
Jimmy: Why, thank you, Stephanie. The bell rings and the two ladies in the ring look primed and ready to get things going tonight. They dive in, coming out with a collar and elbow tieup. A quick struggle for control results in Sassy putting Jane in a headlock. Jane with a throw off, and Sassy hits the ropes. Jane telegraphs a back body drop, and Sassy counters with a sunset flip. The referee counts (One, kickout!)
Sassy now with a whip into the ropes. Jane reverses it, sending Sassy hard into the corner. Jane running in now, only to taste the bottom of Sassy's boot. Jane staggers back as Sassy climbs to the second turnbuckle. Jane turns in time to catch an elbowdrop off the second turnbuckle to the head. Jane hits the mat like a sack of potatoes.
[Suddenly, "I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood hits the air to a huge pop. World Women's Champion "The Shooter" Samantha Buka steps from the back, and watches the match from the top of the ramp.]
Jimmy: Sassy is distracted by the presence of Samantha Buka on the stage. She goes to the ropes, leaning over them as she yells at Buka to go away. Jane Wannabe gets up, shakes the cobwebs from her head, then rolls up Sassy. Sassy counters, catching Jane in a small package. The referee counts (One, Two, Three!)
[As the referee counts the three, Samantha Buka begins to smile. Black Widow comes out of the backstage area, and sneaks up behind her back. As Buka revels in her handiwork, Black Widow puts her in the Widowmaker! LCW officials rush from the back as Sassy Stephanie runs up the ramp to join in the fray, but is cut off by other officials.]
Jimmy: Things are heating up in the Women's division here in the LCW as it seems that Sassy Stephanie and Black Widow are both after Samantha Buka! Officials are doing their best to break things up, but I don't know how quickly they'll do so!
[Cut to backstage, where Johnny Wannabe is watching the melee on a monitor while preparing for his match later in the night. As he watches his sister Jane make her way towards the back, he just shakes his head. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door.]
Johnny: Who is it?
[The door opens, and in walks his tag team partner for the night, "The Southwestern Icon" Texas Lightning.]
TL: Hi Johhny. I just wanted to stop by tonight to bury the hatchet. You and I have had our differences in the past, starting with how you won that title the first time, but let's let bygones be bygones, and pull together to win tonight. What do ya say, huh? Let's shake on it.
[He extends his hand. Johnny looks at it, then looks back at TL before stopping his preparations.]
Johnny: Excuse me?
TL: I want to smooth things out between us. We're on the same side now, and I want to make sure that you know that tonight, I have your back. So shake!
Johnny: Tonight, you have my back. You want me to shake your hand on it. What if I don't want to have your back? What would be the point in shaking?
TL: [pulling back his hand] Well, when you put it that way, you do have a point.
[At that point, Jane returns to the dressing room. She looks at TL, then looks at Johnny before putting her head down, dejected, and sits in the corner. She takes a deep breath, then lets out a big sigh.]
Johnny: Okay listen, TL, tonight you and I will take care of business. No handshake. We'll talk about burying the hatchet another time. For now, I need to talk to my sister. Okay? See you in the ring.
TL: Sure, no problem. See you in the ring.
[Johnny goes to tend to his sister as we cut to a shot of Grim Reaper warming up.]
Jimmy: Grim Reaper faces Jesse Wannabe, next!
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[We return from commercial to a replay of the fight at the top of the ramp, then we cut to the continuing fight going on in the backstage area. Then we cut away to the entranceway as Grim Reaper comes out to little fanfare. He makes his way to the ring.]
Grim Reaper vs. Jesse Wannabe
Ray: The following is scheduled for one fall, with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first, here is Grim Reaper!
[Grim Reaper climbs into the ring as "Pretty Fly" by The Offspring hits the air to a chorus of boos.]
Ray: His opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, here is "Bob Van Darn", also known as Jesse Wannabe!
[Jesse climbs into the ring, and poses for the crowd, which returns with boos.]
Jimmy: Grim Reaper not enjoying the spectacle that is the Wannabe clan, attacking Jesse early. The bell sounds as Grim Reaper begins to pummel Wannabe with lefts and rights. Wannabe slides out of the ring as the referee backs Grim Reaper off. Wannabe slides back into the ring, and he and Grim Reaper dive into a collar and elbow. Wannabe with a side headlock, he then goes for a springboard bulldog. Grim Reaper shoves him off, and Wannabe straddles the middle turnbuckle. Grim Reaper brings him down with a hangman's neckbreaker. He covers. (One, Two, Kickout!)
Grim Reaper pulls Jesse Wannabe up by the head, then takes him down with a DDT. Grim Reaper grabs a leg of the prone Wannabe, and pulls back with a half-crab. Jesse Wannabe is tapping! The referee calls for the bell, this one is over!
[The referee tells Grim Reaper to let go of Jesse's leg, but he refuses. The bell continues to ring, and LCW officials begin to head to the ring to break it up.]
Jimmy: Grim Reaper is refusing to let go of Jesse Wannabe! Officials are out now to diffuse the situation, but it makes you wonder what STEALTH and AOD are up to now that there's less officials keeping them apart. Anyway, the World Cruiserweight Title is on the line next!
[Cut to the backstage area where Stephen Greer and Tyrone Walker are standing by the food service table. "MIR" Bruce Nichol, Jack "The Ripper" and The Unibomber stroll by as MIR prepares for his match. Suddenly, Jack "The Ripper" goes to attack the World Tag Team Champions, but MIR holds him back.]
MIR: Do you want to risk getting your ass suspended? Leave it alone, just for tonight.
Jack: [straightening his outfit] Oh, okay. But only for tonight. Right big man?
[The Unibomber just stares at Team Danger, a scowl on his face. Cut to a shot of Silverstrike as he finishes stretching, then grabs the World Cruiserweight Title from a chair, and heads towards the entranceway. Cut to the entranceway.]
World Cruiserweight Title Match: Challenger "MIR" Bruce Nichol vs. Champion Silverstrike
Ray: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a twenty minute time limit, and is for the World Cruiserweight Title.
[Darkness spreads through out most of the arena as the speakers crackle to life. An approaching wave of music can be sensed coming closer and closer through the speakers as the crowd prepares themselves for it.]
Ray: Introducing first, from Saint Joseph, Northwest Territories, he weighs in at 225 pounds. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Blood Brothers, here is "MIR" Bruce Nichol!
[MIR and his friends make their way down to the ring. MIR climbs into the ring, and poses for the booing fans.]
Ray: His opponent ...
["The Touch" By Stan Bush begins to play.]
"You got the touch
You got the power"
[Lightning bolts hit the ringposts as several silver, red, white, blue, and gold explosions rock the entranceway.]
"After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner"
[SilverStrike walks out into the entranceway, eyeing the crowd, and then the ring.
The crowd gives a huge pop for the young wrestler. He has his shoulder length hair, dyed silver, tied into a ponytail, and his face has been fully painted with a silver backdrop, and a myriad of colors adorning his forehead, the sides of his face, and his lower jaw. he is also wearing a cross between his normal outfit and that of Vampire Hunter D. Including a flowing cape and a very dangerous looking Katana strapped to his waist.]
"You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool
You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough"
[He walks to the ring deliberatly. He stops before the ring, then turns and walks up the steps, and leaps in over the top rope, cape ruffling in the brief rush of air he has caused around himself by the swift movement. He lands gracefully on his feet, and has a look of not only determination but also anger and raw hatred as well etched into his face.]
"You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch"
[SilverStrike then brings his hands together with his hands in an odd position, he brings them together, and raises his arms up as high as they will go.]
"You never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You're a fighter
It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standin' your ground
And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're takin' it all"
"You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion"
[He brings down his hands, and the ringposts suddenly are shooting four pillars of neon black flame upward, as the crowd lets loose another pop, this one about twice as loud as before.]
"You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch
You're fightin' fire with fire
You know you got the touch
You're at your best when when the road gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
You got the touch
You got the power
You got the touch
You got the power"
[As the song winds down, SilverStrike smirks, removing his cape, sword, and anything non-essential to the match, and then, with a face of determination, waits for the match to start.]
Ray: He is the World Cruiserweight Champion, here is Silverstrike!
Jimmy: The bell sounds as these two ring veterans give each other space. MIR goes in for a double leg takedown, but Silverstrike sidesteps the attempt. Silverstrike comes back with a superkick, but MIR ducks under it. MIR gets Silverstrike in a waistlock, but Silverstrike reverses it. He reaches down, scooping MIR's legs. He goes for an Ocean Cyclone Suplex, but MIR counters, bringing him down with a bulldog. Silverstrike rolls out of the way of an elbowdrop. MIR moves out of the way of a splash. He picks Silverstrike up by the head, turns him over, and drops him with a reverse DDT. He covers. (One, Kickout!)
A one count for the challenger as both men get to their feet. MIR with a neckbreaker, but Silverstrike is back on his feet quickly. Silverstrike with a neckbreaker of his own, following up with a couple of stomps to the midsection. He picks MIR up by the head, then drops him hard with a powerbomb. He picks up MIR's left leg, dropping a knee onto MIR's knee, then an elbow. Another shot with an elbow to the knee, and he begins to lock on the Eagle's Claw. MIR fights it, but Silverstrike gets it locked in. Within seconds, MIR is tapping for his life.
[Silverstrike releases the hold, takes his title from a ring attendant, then heads back to the lockers as Blood Brothers enter the ring to collect their comrade.]
Jimmy: That was quite a hard hitting match, but in the end, Silverstrike's Eagle Claw was just too much for MIR. Well, up next is our World Tag Team Title match, so let's get right to it!
[Cut to the entranceway again.]
World Tag Team Title Match: Challengers Wealth & Power vs. Champions Team Danger
Ray: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, with a twenty minute time limit, and is for the World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first ...
[On the big screen is a flashing dollar sign. Alternated with Damien G. White III. They flash about every 5 seconds. "Money Talks" by AC/DC hits and a green spotlight with a white dollar sign comes to the entranceway. He follows it to the ring and jumps over the top rope.]
Ray: Introducing first, from Wall Street, he weighs in at 240 pounds. Already in the ring, accompanied by Opal, here is Damien G. White the Third!
[White poses for the crowd as various fight sequences are flashing on the big screen. "The Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson comes on the PA. Carlos Cula comes out from the back. He stops at the top of the entrance ramp and flexes his muscles. He poeses for 30 seconds or so and then slowly walks to the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope and stands behind Damien with his arms crossed.]
Ray: His partner, from Las Vegas, Nevada, he weighs in at 345 pounds. Joining his partner in the ring, also accompanied by Opal, here is Carlos Cula!
[White, Cula and Opal pose for the fans as "High" by Jimmie's Chicken Shack hits the air to a chorus of boos.]
Ray: Their opponents, making their way to the ring, here are "The King of Pain" Stephen Greer and "The Extreme Franchise" Tyrone Walker, known together as Team Danger!
[Greer and Walker run towards the ring, dropping their titles in the aisleway. Wealth and Power meet them halfway down the aisle, and a four way brawl erupts.]
Jimmy: A huge brawl has started here in the aisleway, and as the bell sounds I am afraid that this may never actually make it to the ring. The referee has called for reinforcements, but they legally can't do anything until the match is officially over. The referee begins his ten count as Carlos Cula piledrives Stephen Greer onto the cement floor. Off to the left, Tyrone Walker is in the process of driving his fist into the forehead of Damien G. White the third. Opal is standing in the middle of the aisle, not quite sure what to do. The referee has reached the half way point in his count, and Cula is now on the recieving end of the Broken Wings, courtesy of Stephen Greer. Walker and White are trading punches now, with White getting more in than Walker. Some referees have arrived at the top of the ramp, waiting for the match to end. The official referee reaches the ten count, and signals for the bell.
[The two teams battle up the ramp at the encouragement of the referees. Once the ramp is clear, we cut back to Jimmy.]
Jimmy: Well, ladies and gentlemen, let's take you back to last week, and the development of this matchup.
[A clip of last week is shown, with a shot of the ring as Jim Roberts battles Jacob Lawrence for the World Television Title. We join the match as Jim Roberts is setting up to jump off the top rope.]
Jimmy (in a voice-over): Jim Roberts going for a flying hurricarana, but Jacob counters with a powerbomb. Wait a minute, what's this? Texas Lightning is on his way to the ring, a steel chair in hand! He slides into the ring as the referee calls for the bell! He throws the chair at Jacob, who catches it in time to be at the receiving end of a Lightning Strike that also catches the chair! The big man is down, and busted wide open! Johnny Wannabe is running to the ring now as Jim Roberts confronts TL! Wannabe sliding into the ring now, as he gets the attention of Roberts. Jacob Lawrence is back on his feet now, and he and TL begin to brawl in one corner while Jim Roberts brawls with the World Heavyweight Champion in the other corner! This match has been thrown out, and we've got four men brawling in the ring! Officials are streaming down here now, trying to break things up! We're out of time now folks, see you next week!
[We cut back to the entranceway now, as we prepare for the Main Event.]
Main Event: Jim Roberts/"The Sasquatch" Jacob Lawrence vs. "The Southwestern Icon" Texas Lightning/Johnny Wannabe (as "Y Not?" Chris Cheerio)
Ray: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with television time remaining.
["Losing My Religion" by REM hits the air to a huge cheer as Jim Roberts arrives from the back. He walks to the ring.]
Ray: Introducing first, from Seeley's Bay, Ontario, he weighs in at 150 pounds. Making his way to the ring, here is Jim Roberts!
[Roberts slaps hands with the fans along the aisleway before he reaches the ring. When he arrives at ringside, he turns, poses for the fans, then slides into the ring. "Great White North" by Bob and Doug Mackenzie plays over the speakers, and the crowd continues to cheer.]
Ray: His partner, from Tuktiaktuk, Northwest Territories, he weighs in at 499 pounds. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Crazy Canuck, here is "The Sasquatch" Jacob Lawrence!
[A spotlight shines on the entranceway. Snow begins falling from the ceiling. Jacob and the Crazy Canuck exit from the back and walk to the ring.]
Ray: Now, their opponents. First, from Nacogdoches, Texas, he weighs in at 244 pounds. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Sassy Stephanie, here is "The Southwestern Icon" Texas Lightning!
[The fans boo as "The Hunter" by GTR plays over the PA. He makes his way to the ring, doing a slight imidation of Mick Foley's "Bang Bang" act. He poses several times and slaps hands with the few fans who reach out for him. The fans continue to boo loudly as "Pretty Fly" by The Offspring echoes through the arena.]
Ray: His partner, from Toronto, Ontario, he weighs in at 240 pounds. Making his way down to the ring, here is "Y Not?" Chris Cheerio, also known as Johnny Wannabe!
[Johnny Wannabe makes his way to the ring, doing a near flawless imitation of "Y2J" Chris Jericho's entrance method. He joins Texas Lightning partway up the aisle, and they walk side by side to the ring.]
Jimmy: Both teams are a little shaky when it comes to who begins the match, but it is finally decided that Jim Roberts would start against Texas Lightning. The two men stand cautiously across the ring from each other, not wanting to make the first mistake. Finally, Jim Roberts heads in with a tackle. Texas Lightning is taken off his feet, and he lands hard, a shocked look on his face. Roberts begins to wipe the suprised look off of TL's face with some hard rights and lefts. The referee backs him off, allowing TL to get back to a vertical base. Roberts and TL lock up, and TL wins the struggle for control, taking Roberts down with a swinging neckbreaker. He picks up Roberts, and goes for a piledriver, but Roberts counters with a back body drop.
[TL slides over to a corner, and uses the ropes to pull himself up quickly. Roberts goes over to TL, and plants a foot in his midsection.]
Jimmy: Roberts in control now, with an irish whip into the other corner. TL reverses, and Roberts hits the corner chest first. He staggers back as Johnny gets a steel chair from ringside. Johnny calls to TL, who accepts the feed from his partner. Jacob Lawrence goes to climb into the ring, but the referee admonishes him, and tries to get him to return to ringside. Meanwhile, TL prepares to connect the chair with Roberts' forehead. The referee turns, allowing Jacob Lawrence to enter the ring. The referee gets between TL and Roberts, telling TL that he's not allowed to use the chair. Wannabe joins the fray, cutting off Jacob Lawrence. The referee grabs the chair, and tosses it from the ring. TL dives past the ref to attack Roberts. The four men begin to brawl heavily in the ring as the referee tries to restore order. After a few unsuccessful attempts, he calls for the bell.
[LCW officials stream down to the ring once again to separate the brawling parties.]
Jimmy: Things are far from over between Texas Lightning and Jacob Lawrence, or for Jim Roberts and Johnny Wannabe for that matter! I tell you, I wouldn't be surprised if these four men went toe to toe at the Pay Per View! Well, I'm sorry to say that we're out of time, but I'll see you next week!
[Cut once more to the ring as the four men tear each other apart. Fade to credits.]