Limestone City Wrestling presents:
Disturbing Behaviour - May 10, 2002
Attendance: Sold out!
Announcer: Jimmy Williams
Interviews: Matthew Kile, Jules Winfield, and John "the Gator" Cole
Ring Announcer: Raymond Albright
Dark Match Report:
Silverstrike vs. "The Southwestern Icon" Texas Lightning: Texas Lightning hit the Lightning Strike in 07:14 to win the match.
The screen goes black as the last commercial ends. White letters come up on the screen,
reading simply: "WARNING: The following program may be unsuitable for some viewers. Discretion
is advised." This is replaced by an LCW logo. The opening bars of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed begin to play. The logo begins to beat like a heart, getting bigger and bigger, eventually engulfing the screen.]
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me ...
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me!
[At this point, the logo "explodes" into many pieces which litter the screen. The pieces begin to spin erratically. Randomly the spinning pieces shoot towards the screen, each one containing a clip from the LCW's past.]
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me!
[The final clip, one of "The Extreme Franchise" Tyrone Walker winning the World Heavyweight Title from Johnny Wannabe, flashes onto the screen before it fades to shots of the crowd. Several crowd shots fill the screen, then one finally of the announcer, Jimmy Williams.]
Jimmy: We're two weeks away from Battle Masters, and we've got a great night for you tonight! As always, I'm Jimmy Williams, and we've been getting word that the World Tag Team Titles will be on the line at Battle Masters on May 19th. The word from Head Office is that The End will be getting their shot at the titles at the pay per view, and that's why Team Danger will start a two week warmup as a team tonight, as they face The Chaos Factor! Whether or not The End have anything to do with that match remains to be seen. Also tonight, the number one contendership to the World Women's title is up for grabs as "The Shooter" Samantha Buka faces Sassy Stephanie, and in our Main Event, the number one contenders to the two singles titles in the LCW face off against one another as STEALTH takes on "The Sasquatch" Jacob Lawrence! I can't wait, so let's get started!
[Cut to the entranceway, and Ray Albright in the ring.]
Ray: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the number one contendership to the World Women's Title.
[The crowd goes wild at the announcement.]
Ray: Introducing first, from London, England, she weighs in at 135 pounds. Making her way to the ring, led by Crazy Canuck, here is "The Shooter" Samantha Buka!
["I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood comes on the PA. Samantha runs to the ring. Crazy Canuck comes out afterward and walks to the ring with Samantha's bottle of tequila. He hands it to her, and she takes a mouthful. She then lights a lighter and spits the tequila in a ball of flames.]
Ray: Her opponent, from Liberty, Texas, she weighs in at 175 pounds. Making her way to the ring, here is Sassy Stephanie!
["When the Heart Rules the Mind" by GTR plays over the sound system. She comes down with a huge smile on her face, slapping hands with the fans and runs down to give the announce crew a kiss on the cheek, then she runs around the ring, looking for a random gentleman to give a kiss to.]
Jimmy: Both ladies in the ring now, and the bell rings to start the match. A collar and elbow tie-up, both women struggling for the upper hand. The taller Stephanie gets some leverage, pushing Buka slowly to the mat. Buka takes advantage of her positioning, taking Stephanie over with a fireman's carry. She wraps her legs around Stephanie's head, locking on a headscissors. Stephanie wriggles free, and gets to her feet. Buka, also back on her feet, hits the ropes and rushes at her opponent. Stephanie side-steps the advancing Buka, throwing her over the ropes to the concrete floor. Buka gets to her feet as Stephanie hits a baseball slide dropkick. Buka staggers into the guardrail. Stephanie slips out of the ring to attack Buka, but Samantha avoids the attack, and slides back into the ring. Stephanie joins her, but falls victim to a well timed dropkick.
[Stephanie rolls out of the way of an elbowdrop, and grabs Buka by the hair. She whips Buka into the ropes.]
Jimmy: Buka coming back quickly, she ducks the lariat, and takes Stephanie down with a double leg takedown! Buka rolls Stephanie over, and locks on the Tequila Sunrise! They're in the middle of the ring, there's nowhere for Stephanie to go! Sassy taps! She's tapping out! (The referee calls for the bell.)
[Samantha Buka releases the hold, and helps Sassy Stephanie to her feet. They shake hands, hug, then walk back to the locker rooms together.]
Jimmy: That was a quick, but extremely tight match! Either one of them could have won it! Now, Samantha Buka will face Black Widow for the World Women's Title at Battle Masters! Next up, Team Danger begin their tag team warmup as they face The Chaos Factor!
[Cut to the entranceway.]
Ray: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.
["In The End" by Linkin Park blares over the speakers to a mixed reaction.]
Ray: Introducing first, representing The Apocalypse, here are Lunatic and Destruction, The Chaos Factor!
[The Chaos Factor run to the ring from the crowd. "We Won't Die" by Twizted hits the air to a loud chorus of boos.]
Ray: Their opponents, the World Tag Team Champions, here are "The King of Pain" Stephen Greer and "The Extreme Franchise" Tyrone Walker, Team Danger!
[Team Danger run to the ring without their titles, and begin to brawl with The Chaos Factor immediately.]
Jimmy: Neither of these teams are waiting for the bell, which is now sounding to start the match. The referee is trying to separate the two teams and get one from each team to start the match, but is getting nowhere. He begins to count to ten. Both teams brawl around the ring as the count gets higher and higher. As the referee reaches eight, Lunatic and Greer fall over the top rope, and the referee designates Walker and Destruction as the legal men. Walker with a back body drop on the rushing Destruction. Walker follows with a legdrop.
[Suddenly, there is a commotion in the crowd as The End rush to the ring.]
Jimmy: The End are here! White and Cula are jumping into the ring and attacking Walker! The referee is throwing this match out! Score one win for Team Danger!
[Referees flood the ring to get the three teams back to the locker rooms. To fill the time, we cut to commercial.]
[ -- Commercial Break -- ] Just so everyone knows, I am writing this as quickly as possible. Also, I highly doubt that any of you read this, so I am giving a Unified World Title shot to the first person who emails me with this secret word: "legible" ... [--]
Jimmy: We're back, and under control as we prepare for the Main Event. Let's get to it, shall we?
[Cut to the entranceway.]
Ray: The following contest is the Main Event, scheduled for one fall.
[The lights go out and fans begin to cheer. "The Unforgiven II" by Metallica starts and the fans are going NUTS. Just as the intro goes into the music, fireworks explode in the ring and from the rafters. STEALTH then is lowered from the ceiling to a spot in the crowd. His arms are raised in the air as he hits the floor. He unclips himself and slowly walks to the ring. With red strobe-lights flashing, STEALTH enters the ring and stands in the centre. He throws his arms into the air and red fireworks erupt from the four turnbuckles as well as the rafters! When the fireworks fade, the lights come up and the music fades out!]
Ray: Introducing first, already in the ring, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 270 pounds, here is STEALTH!
[The crowd gives a mixed reaction as STEALTH poses for the crowd. A spotlight shines on the entranceway. Snow begins falling from the ceiling. "Great White North" by Bob and Doug MacKenzie begins playing over the PA. Jacob and the Crazy Canuck exit from the back and walk to the ring.]
Ray: His opponent, weighing in at 499 pounds, he hails from Tuktiaktuk, Northwest Territories. Led to the ring by Crazy Canuck, here is "The Sasquatch" Jacob Lawrence!
[Lawrence and Canuck approach the ring. STEALTH springboards over the top rope and hits a high cross body, sending both men to the floor. The bell rings to start the match.]
Jimmy: Everyone seems to want to get things started quickly here tonight, as the referee begins his ten count. STEALTH and Jacob battle back and forth, trading punches in the aisle. STEALTH with a kick to the midsection, but he can't capitalize further as the big man simply stands up. (The referee reaches 7.) Jacob with a scoop slam on STEALTH, followed by a monstrous double stomp! STEALTH has to be squashed by that move! (The referee counts 9.) Jacob slides into the ring just in time! The referee has reached 10! STEALTH is counted out!
[We fade to credits as Jacob Lawrence celebrates in the ring.]