Limestone City Wrestling presents:
Disturbing Behaviour - May 3, 2002
Attendance: Sold out!
Announcer: Jimmy Williams
Interviews: Matthew Kile, Jules Winfield, and John "the Gator" Cole
Ring Announcer: Raymond Albright
Dark Match Report:
"MIR" Bruce Nichol vs. Silverstrike: Silverstrike pulled out the surprise win with a Silver Rush in 10:42.
The screen goes black as the last commercial ends. White letters come up on the screen,
reading simply: "WARNING: The following program may be unsuitable for some viewers. Discretion
is advised." This is replaced by an LCW logo. The opening bars of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed begin to play. The logo begins to beat like a heart, getting bigger and bigger, eventually engulfing the screen.]
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me ...
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me!
[At this point, the logo "explodes" into many pieces which litter the screen. The pieces begin to spin erratically. Randomly the spinning pieces shoot towards the screen, each one containing a clip from the LCW's past.]
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me!
[The final clip, one of "The Extreme Franchise" Tyrone Walker winning the World Heavyweight Title from Johnny Wannabe, flashes onto the screen before it fades to shots of the crowd. Several crowd shots fill the screen, then one finally of the announcer, Jimmy Williams.]
Jimmy: Hello everyone! It's time for another LCW event! This one is a short one, with only three matches on the docket tonight. First up, a battle of LCW veterans as "IRA" Sean Fein takes on "The Southwestern Icon" Texas Lightning. Next, Blood Brothers attempt to move up on the tag team ladder with a match against number one contenders The End. Then, rounding out the night, Alf "the Bear" Diablo gets a shot at the Unified Television Title against champion "The King of Pain" Stephen Greer. So without further ado, let's get right to the action!
[Cut to a shot of the entranceway, while Ray Albright has a voice-over.]
Ray: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Belfast, Ireland, he weighs in at 275 pounds. Led to the ring by Banshee, here is "IRA" Sean Fein!
["Zombie" by The Cranberries blares through the arena as orange and green pyrotechnics go off around the entranceway. Two white shots of pyro shoot from the ceiling to the ramp as "IRA" Sean Fein and Banshee step from behind the curtain. Dressed in white martial arts boots, green tights, and an orange singlet top, his hair back into a ponytail with a green ribbon, the Irish flag painted on his face, orange wrist bands overtop of white tape across the wrists, and a black leather jacket, he makes his way to the ring, greeting the fans along the aisle. Banshee collects his jacket before he enters the ring.]
Ray: His opponent, from Nacogdoches, Texas, he weighs in at 244 pounds. Making his way to the ring, here is "The Southwestern Icon" Texas Lightning!
[He comes out to "The Hunter" by GTR, doing a slight imidation of Mick Foley's "Bang Bang" act as he comes down to the ring. He poses several times and slaps hands with the fans.]
"IRA" Sean Fein vs. "The Southwestern Icon" Texas Lightning
Jimmy: Texas Lightning is still posing with fans now as the bell sounds. IRA calling him into the ring, eagerly anticipating the start of the match. TL gets close to the ring and IRA grabs him by the hair, pulling him into the ring. TL and IRA lock up, with IRA getting the quick advantage by hiptossing TL to the mat. IRA holds an arm, locking it up. TL screams in pain, but still manages to reach the ropes. IRA releases the hold.
[TL gets to his feet, rubbing his arm. TL with an advance on IRA, who rolls up the former World Champion, rolling through to a leg lock. TL cries out in pain as IRA puts more stress on TL's weaker knee. TL taps out quickly, due to the prior injury.]
Jimmy: Well, that certainly was quick! IRA got a lucky grab on the injured leg of Texas Lightning, and put enough pressure on it to make him tap! I've never seen something like that happen before! Ladies and gentlemen, I've got to go to commercial!
[-- Commercial Break --] Coming soon! A new e-fed from the creator of the LCW! Keep your eyes peeled, because this time will be different! [--]
[We return from commercial to a shot of Blood Brothers on their way to the entrance, preparing for their match. Cut to the entranceway.]
Ray: The following is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing The Casa Rosa, here are Jack "The Ripper" and The Unibomber, Blood Brothers!
[Blood Brothers run to the ring while "Sunday Bloody Sunday" by U2 hits the air to a chorus of boos.]
Ray: Their opponents, representing The Clan, they are led to the ring by Opal. Here are Damien G. White the third and Carlos Cula, The End!
["Money Talks" by AC/DC hits the air to a big pop as White, Cula and Opal make their way to the ring from the back.]
Blood Brothers vs. The End
Jimmy: Both teams are raring to go as the bell sounds. Jack and Carlos to start things off. They dive into a lockup, but Cula takes advantage of his bigger frame, taking Jack down hard with a gutwrench powerbomb. Cula reaches down to grab Jack by the hair, but is caught with a roll up! (One, Kickout!) Cula is upset now, as he grabs Jack by the head and whips him hard into the corner. Jack staggers out of the corner, into a kick to the midsection. Cula sets him up, and nails a powerbomb into the turnbuckle! Jack has been destroyed by that move! Cula covers. (One, Two, The Unibomber breaks the pin) Damien White in the ring now, chasing The Unibomber out of the ring. Cula picks up the battered Jack, hitting a vertical suplex. Cula goes to the corner, climbing onto the second rope. Jack on rubber legs, he turns ... Cula with an elbowdrop off the second turnbuckle! It caught Jack right square between the eyes! Jack drops to the mat like a sack of potatoes! Cula makes the cover, but the referee is distracted on the outside by Damien White and The Unibomber! Cula gets up, spinning the referee around to complain. Jack schoolboys Cula. (One, Two, Kickout) Cula whips Jack into his own corner, and The Unibomber hops up, getting the tag. Cula ducks a clothesline, and comesback with a swinging neckbreaker! He drags The Unibomber over to Damien White who is back on the ring apron, and tags in his partner. A double legdrop, then White hooks on a reverse deathlock. The Unibomber taps out.
[Jack "The Ripper" attacks, knocking White off of The Unibomber. The four men brawl up the ramp and into the back.]
Jimmy: Well, with that match out of the way, I guess it's time for our Main Event! Here we go!
[Cut to the entranceway.]
Ray: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Unified Television Title!
[The lights begin to flicker as "My Sacrifice" by Creed blares out to the crowd. Fireworks scream back and forth in the staduim. Alf "the Bear" Diablo appears on the entrance ramp. Fans go crazy. Larry walks to the middle of the entrance ramp, stops, lowers his head. Fireworks go off infront of him. As the fireworks end, Alf begins to walk down the entrance ramp. Heading towards the ring, Alf is slaps hands with the fans. As Alf gets to the ring, he steps up on the ring apron, grabs the top rope and steps over. Alf walks to the middle of the ring, closes his right hand, raises it in the air, the fans go crazy with excitement. As Alf lowers his hand, the lights stop flickering.]
Ray: Introducing first, from Seeley's Bay, Ontario, he weighs in at 300 pounds. Here is Alf "the Bear" Diablo!
[Diablo raises a fist in the air, much to the delight of the crowd. The cheers switch to boos as the first chords of Twiztid�s "We Won�t Die" erupt over the loudspeaker as do the boos from the fans. The roars are so big that the camera up in the balcony is shaking from the decibel shattering roar. Red, orange, green and blue smoke rises from the stage while strobe lights flash across the ceiling brightening up the ballroom. All the fans turn one way and when the camera pans over it sees Greer standing up in the balcony holding his stop sign. He then slowly makes his way through the fans towards the ring wearing a multicolored ICP hockey jersey and black combat pants. He finally climbs over the barricade into the ringside area and into the ring.]
Ray: His opponent, representing Team Danger, he weighs in at 239 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, here is "The King of Pain" Stephen Greer!
[Greer hands the title to a ring attendant before turning and staring down his nose at Diablo.]
Unified Television Title Match: Alf "the Bear" Diablo vs. "The King of Pain" Stephen Greer (c)
Jimmy: Both men stare each other down as the bell sounds, signalling the start of this match. They continue to stare each other down as they advance towards the center of the ring. They meet in the middle of the ring, the champion giving up 8 inches to the challenger. Greer ducks a right hand from Diablo, and suddenly the whole arena becomes alive. Diablo recovers from the miss, only to end up on the receiving end of a series of right hands to the jaw. Greer completes the combination with a discus punch that sends the challenger into the ropes. Diablo bounces off the ropes, and Greer sneaks in behind the big man, dropping him with a neckbreaker. The smaller, swifter Greer climbs the ropes in a flash, and flys off them with a legdrop that is right on target. Greer makes the cover. (One, Diablo powers out of the pin) Greer gets back to his feet as Diablo kips up! Greer is trapped in the corner as Diablo grabs for him. The big man gets his huge paws on Greer, whipping him into the ropes. Greer on the rebound, gets caught with a giant powerslam! Diablo makes the cover! (One, Two, Greer puts his foot on the ropes.) Diablo picks up Greer by the hair, whipping him into the ropes again. Diablo bounces off the closer ropes. Greer stops mid-way across the ring as Diablo comes charging at him. Greer ducks a lariat, countering with a drop toe hold that sends the challenger crashing towards the ropes. Diablo is hung out to dry on the bottom rope, allowing Greer to slip in with a choke.
[The referee warns Greer to let go. Greer refuses. The referee begins the count. Greer releases the choke as the referee gets to four in his count. Greer runs across the ring, bounces off the far ropes, then comes rushing back. Greer jumps onto the back of Diablo, further choking the challenger.]
Jimmy: Greer could crush Diablo's windpipe like that! Greer pulls Diablo from the ropes. The crowd is getting excited, what's going on?
[Someone rushes from the back towards the ring.]
Jimmy: It's Cindy! Team Danger's manager! What's she doing?
[Cindy distracts the referee. The crowd begins to get extra excited again as "The Extreme Franchise" Tyrone Walker runs to the ring from the crowd. Greer stands Diablo up, allowing Walker to take Diablo out with the Unified World Title. Greer pulls Diablo to his feet, and whips him into the ropes.]
Jimmy: Greer and Walker have just resorted to dirty tricks in order to ensure the win! Diablo hits the ropes, but Walker pulls down the top rope! Diablo hits the floor hard! Walker is there to begin beating on the big man! The referee is back on the job, in time to watch Greer climb out of the ring and join in the assault on Diablo. He begins to make the ten count. Diablo begins to fight back as much as he can, but Team Danger work him towards the back. The referee counts eight! Greer turns to head back, but Diablo grabs him! A chokeslam ensures that Greer doesn't make it back to the ring! (Nine, Ten!) Both men are counted out! This is long from over, ladies and gentlemen! But tonight's show is not! We'll see you next week!
[We watch a little more of Diablo battling with Team Danger as we fade to credits.]