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| More will be added to this page as more dumb things happen, and I have time to write them down.. |
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| 11/15/03 Ok, I know that when someone passes out people panic. But I believe that I work with the biggest group of dumbasses ever. I passed out today at work... fun huh? Firstly, When someone passes out, usually there is a problem. I know that "Are you ok?" Is the first thing you think of to say to someone when they are hurt, but when 8 or 9 people ask you, it gets old quick. Secondly, it does not make you look too bright when you suggest to a person who just passed out that they drive home. Thirdly, when you ask someone if they are diabetic, only ask once, and don't insist that you would know better than them, because you are a jackass. and Lastly, this is not a condition that you should "walk off" come on people common sense!!! |
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| 11/22/03 Hmm there were so many things that happened today that I could rant about. I'll just write the first one that popps into mind.... I work in a resturant in a book store. What I do isn't nearly rocket science but its not easy either. We just got this new hostess, they basically seat people and help me clean tables when it's busy. This chick was the most retarded dead weight I have ever had the misfortune to meet. She couldn't clean a table to save her life. I would have to go back and clean everything she tried to clean because people were complaining yet, she just kept messing up the tables!!! I absolutely despise people who never learn! The owner of the store was there today AND all my managers AND about 200 other people because we had some event going on so it was busy as hell. She went and cleaned tables that I had just cleaned because she didn't see me cleaning them. (btw if you can't tell when something is dirty and something is clean, please get advice when you take a fucking shower, thanks) so anyway I have enough to do without babysitting this reject, I have no clue why someone wasn't training her but she made my day from hell even worse if that is possible. So in summary, if you are only going to screw things up, and make life difficult, DONT DO IT!!! |
| 11/25/03 Well this isn't really a story, just the funniest part of my day, just picture it, Denise, flailing around in a pool, riding a big blow up whale named shamoo... priceless... |
| 12/15/03 Alright... I sure got a kick out of this, and I'll bet it's happened to other people... Ok, I'm going home from work. I want to get home as much as anyone else does, trust me. However, I'm not going to go friggin 100mph on 8 inches of unplowed main street... so I am going about 25mph, which is pretty fast considering the weather was about the shittyest imaginable snow-wise... this douchebag starts beeping behind me (for all of you non-worcester-ians main street is deffinatly more than one lane so going around isn't this huge major project) but he's being a total ass (I noticed today that whenever you refer to a wreckless or mean driver it's always a him... lol... but it was a guy) so this guy goes speeding in front of me, cuts me off n I'm sure flips me off n of course I'm still taking my sweet ass time. finally, getting closer to home, I catch up to the guy, spinning his tires like he was trying to do a burn out or something, with his car flying all over the place... I actually waved to him as I went by lol (which I'm sure made him quite pissed off) and I took my 25mph self and got home, probably long before this crack head did... and I loved every minute of it :) lesson of the day: don't be an asshole, if everyone else on the road is going 2mph, chances are theres a good reason, you arn't being slick realising there is a gas pedal, you are going to smash into a tree and die... I warned ya... |
| 12/20/03 Ok, another PC moment... Old woman (of course!!!) comes into my line. Really nice n everything. asks me to do a bunch of sperate orders so that she can get the buy 1 get 2 free thing for her 800 cans of coffee... w/e this kind of thing happens all the time. So Sean P is bagging for me and all goes as usual, no line or ne thing, just a regular day. Then the woman goes "Did you give me back my Price Chopper card?" and I check everywhere I could have put it while standing in that one spot and I inform her that yes, I deffinatly did. She dissagrees with me, so I ask Sean if he saw where it went, and he informs her that he saw her put it in her bag. Which she was JUST telling us about how it's new and she loses everything in it all the time (why would I care about that btw?) so ya, old bag blames me for losing her card, whips out a shit load of grocerystore cards and proseeds to drop them all over the place like a jackass... well fine, w/e shit happens. I help her pick them up, but I see that one fell down into the hole under my belt. Grrreeeeaaattt... so ya I pull out the tray that catches this kind of stuff and it turns out it missed it, this women is bitching about how she bets thats her PC card and I dropped it there before n shit n I'm getting pretty mad. I try to cram my hand into this little gap to pull out this womans stupid peice of plastic but no dice, so I ask Sean if he can get it. nope. so I then sigh and shove my hand into the tiny little space. Despite the searing pain, I get the friggin card, ripping the crap out of the back of my hand which now hurts like hell n is bleeding. Sean goes n gets me a bandaid cause he's nice like that. THEN the old women goes, "so can u ring my stuff up now?" and I go, "I need your price chopper card maam". and she bitches and OMG!! shes like you dropped it down there n just went n got it blah blah blah, I show the old bitch that it is infact a big y card, and had I had possesion of THAT card before I wouldn't have been able to give her discounts in the first place. abashed the women checks the pocket that im SURE wasn't there before of course cause she looked EVERYWHERE so she said.... and she whips out the card. I scan the rest of her friggin coffee and assume the "everything is my fault" face once again... GRR!!! I hope that coffee makes her wake up!! and for the rest of the day, I screwed up plu's and codes and stuff since my hand was useless grrr!!! so it was like "The curse of the annoying old woman" |