A:N = Other people own the characters in this story

A:N = Other people own the characters in this story. I own Dark Or D as he’s known, Dryakus, myself of course, and Crackers appearance in this, he owns himself. Not the Mad Doctor WB who spreads himself to everyone he can, so everybody owns him. Gets a peace of him anyways. But you can use my Characters so long as I get credit. Though I would prefer cash for them, Maybe a check. Some big shot company along with the poor sap who signed the contract owns everything else. <Walks off muttering something. “So pathetic had to update the disclaimer.”>

Valmont paced around the small cell, his fellow occupants growing tired of his footsteps. One was a young Red haired man in a long Black trench coat. Another was a child in blue jeans, with a black shirt, blue jacket and wearing a hat that covered his dark and unruly hair. The third was a man in all white, with a large Letter ‘R’ on his shirt. Hak Foo waited tolerantly as his master fumed in useless frustrations.

“Ah, My precious experiments. I’m glad your still here.” A green haired beauty that had just entered the holding cell room, decided to laugh manically. He was so divine, long green haired, pale porcelain skin, and eyes of the same emerald colours as his hair. He smiled menacingly at his prisoners. “It’s time for you all to be leaving us. You will soon depart this world.”

Maniacal laughter trailed after him as he closed the door when he left. Suddenly a final locking sound sounded through the room, as if airtight locks were trapping them in.

“What was that?” Ash Ketchum asked as another, more faint sound was heard. Purple gas was suddenly floating into the room from the vents.

“What do we do?” James asked as he jumped up and backed into Hak Foo. He looked up at the tall flaming haired mercenary, with one of those ‘uh oh’ looks. “Eh Hehehe. Sorry.”

“I guess we will have to hold our breath.” Foo responded sternly as he glared down at James. Foo moved away from James to stand before Valmont.

“put cloth over your faces, it should work for a moment if nothing else.” They glanced up as the red haired young man tried to open the cell, Aya attempted to push the door open with out much luck. Ash was the first to put a cloth over his face, the rest following suit as they all started to move to the back of the cell.

“Anyone have any good ideas. Shendu would you wake up!” Came Valmont’s muffled yell. Everyone looked at Valmont, except Foo, ‘cuz he knew what Valmont was speaking about.

The gas continued through the room and into their cell, soon they all started to cough. James was suddenly in a heap on the floor, snoozing lightly. Soon the others followed him into the wondrous land of nod. So they never had a chance to save themselves when the cell door did open.

Valmont awoke and glanced around. Everyone he was stuck in the cell with was there, plus one more person, all unconscious. The newest addition was a young man, with wild yellow and purple hair. Valmont nudged Hak Foo who was next to him. “Wake up you imbecile.”

Hak Foo came to somewhat groggily but he awoke. He glanced around as did Valmont. They were in a room that was obviously made of metal. The walls were silver, and what appeared to be LCD screens adorned the walls here and there. There was a large chair on a dais in the center of the room, with a computer console behind it.

About five feet in front of said chair was another computer console with chairs for it’s occupants. And in front of it all was a LCD screen as large as the wall it’s self. One of the others groaned as he started to wake up. Both the members of the Dark Hand glanced to see it was the dark haired youth named Ash.

“What happened?” He asked as he opened his eyes to look at the ceiling. Everything coming back in a torrent of memories he bolted up right and glanced around the room, taking it all in. “I thought he was going to kill us?”

Ash’s loudness woke the others up, including the newer arrival. They all glanced around and looked at each other. Valmont was the first on his feet, taking charge. “Well lets explore this place. Maybe we can find a way out before he decides to kill us. And who are you?”

“My names Yugi Mutou. I take you don’t know where we are either?” The young man said as he glanced around at the others who were with them. They all shook their heads and shrugged. “Well I agree we should find out where we are. Hopefully we can escape the Doctor WB before he returns.”

“I don’t think the lot of you will be escaping me. Ever.” The Mad Doctors voice came from all around, then his picture showed up on the view screen that took up the entire front wall. He smiled smugly as he explained their current situation. “You all are now aboard the SOI, or the Satellite Of Insanity. Which is what I hope happens to you all. You will be reviewing badly written stories and Fan fictions from across the dimensions and Internet, Till your all Insane.”

“I severely doubt badly written stories will drive one insane Doctor WB.” Valmont said as he interrupted the Doctors demented laughter.

“I like my insanity just the way it is.” James commented as he frowned at the screen. Suddenly the screen started to mess up and they could hear the Doctor’s cursing fade away. Suddenly three new faces came onto the screen.

“We now interrupt your regularly schedule stupidity for this announcement.” Said the female whose face was one of the three. Her brown hair framing a pale face, set with gold eyes.

“We tried to stop him, but failed. As of now you are orbiting Saturn aboard what he calls SOI. We apologize and all that Jazz and will attempt to bring you home. As soon as we get our space ship finished. But with low funds it’s pretty hard.” Stated the one with a Black hat that had three feathers in it, his face hidden in the shadows of it.

“What about my criminal Empire I should be running?” Valmont asked as he glared at the screen for lack of anyone better to glare at. “I have a life and I don’t want to be in space stuck with Shendu for company.”

“Who’s Shendu?” Came the question from those, save Foo who already knew, that had been in the cell with him. Yugi just glanced at them.

“Sorry Mister Valmont. Your Empire will have to work on it’s own. As for Shendude, tell him to chill it or I’ll have someone use the fire extinguisher on him or something. We will try our best to get You all down as soon as possible.” Said the third person who had appeared on the screen. He was pale with emerald green eyes and long black hair.

“Well if you’ll excuse us we have work to attend too. We will check on you all later. We just wanted you to know, you have friends sitting here on the planet trying to get you back.” The lady said as their visages faded away to be replaced by a fuming Mad WB.

“I’m sending you one of the worst Fics I can find. CV direct them to the theater!” With that the screen went blank to show the rings of Saturn and part of the planet. The prisoners of SOI glanced at each other before jumping ten feet to the ceiling.

“Follow the coloured light parade lovely ladies.” The Computer Voice told the sextet of people. They all glanced at each other, then Valmont shrugged and followed the lights. They soon arrived at a set of double doors and entered into an average size theater.

Valmont entered one of the rows, with Hak Foo next to him, Yugi, Ash, Aya, and James last. The lights dimmed as Valmont sighed and text came up on the screen.

< Ballroom didn’t get permission to Riff any of this, but she does so anyways out of the Fact that Evil WB, or Evil Writers Block has invaded her mind. >

“Maybe someone could invade her mouth so we don’t have to tolerate this.” Valmont commented as he rolled his eyes.

“Maybe WB mad because she doesn’t want him invading her.” Hak Foo suggested.

“That’s what his problem is.” Ash agreed.

< Don’t ask where this came from, a friend found it and sent it to me. Thought I’d get a kick out of it. >

“Wonder how hard it kicks?” James asked, then added as an after thought. “I hope those aren’t steel toes it’s kicking with.”

< It’s a really Ummm, yeah, Yaoi between a very young Cloud Strife and Sephiroth from FFVII. >

“What is Yaoi?” Ash and Yugi ask in Unison.

“Sex between Males.” Hak Foo responds as he groaned in dismay and sinks in his seat.

< Sephiroth stares at Cloud, who is huddled in the corner... smirking slightly>

“Ok I can already confirm the grammar and punctuation need help.” Valmont says as he frowns at the sentence that was on screen.

“Why is this cloud huddled in the corner and smirking?” Ash asked. “Wouldn’t you huddle in the corner and cower?”

“Maybe he gets off on such things?” Valmont commented, Hak Foo groaned. .

< Cloud Strife has his knees pulled up to his chest >

“Shouldn’t this be a separate sentence, a comma at least?” James asked as he scratched his head.

“It’s a fan Fiction, what did you expect?” Hak Foo retorted.

< Sephiroth goes over to the corner >

James Grins sadistically. “Someones a naughty Boy!”

Valmont cringes as Hak Foo says. “James! That was uncalled for!”

“Shouldn’t this say ‘Is in Script Form’?” Yugi asked as he glanced at the people around him.

“What form?” James asked.

“I’m ready to leave, how about you all?” Valmont asked and his idea was greeted with confirmations of agreements.

< Cloud Strife says, "?" >

“How do you say ‘question mark?” Ash asked as he looked at the words.

“Hunh?” James returned.

< Sephiroth reaches down for him

Cloud Strife draws back... but cant get far >

“Well of course he can’t get far, it said at the beginning he was huddled in the corner.” Ash comments with a look of Duh on his face.

“Smirking too!” James added helpfully.

< Sephiroth grabs Cloud's arm in one gloved hand

Sephiroth says, "Where are you going cutie?" >

“I don’t think some of us here are old enough to read this.” Yugi said. Suddenly there was a swirling of lights and letters and Yugi grew a bit taller and more serious. No one noticed of course.

“Trying to blend into the wall.” Hak Foo commented.

“Oppose to being a fly on the wall I suppose.” Valmont commented dryly.

“Is that anything like a Wall Flower?” Yami Yugi asked.

< Cloud Strife says, "Leggo..." >

“My eggo.” Valmont finishes.

“Get your tentacles back.” Hak Foo comments dryly.

< Sephiroth puts one hand around Cloud's neck and pulls him close to his face... grinning slightly >

“Whose grinning?” Ash asked as he reads the sentence over.

“I think cloud is. He’s enjoying himself.” Valmont says as he waves a hand at the screen.

< Sephiroth says, "You're mine" >

“No one should own anyone.” Aya comments with a frown. “This is just wrong.”

“No one said it was right.” Yami Yugi comments.

< Sephiroth forces a deep kiss on him >

“Ahh!” Everyone yells in unison, Except Aya.

“Get your mouth out of my throat.” Valmont mockingly chocks out.

“Now that’s deep.” Hak Foo comments.

< Cloud Strife says, "!!!" >

“I still want to know how that would be pronounced?” Ash says as he makes a face at the punctuation.

“Eeep!” James squeaks out.

< Sephiroth grins at him. Pushes him down to the floor and pins him there... moving his shirt up >

“Being pinned to the floors gotta hurt. Think he’s bleeding much?” Hak Foo comments lamely.”

“Nah, but if he’s pinned down how is his shirt moving up?” Valmont asks.

“I don’t want to know how it’s moving either.” Aya whispers more to himself.

< Cloud Strife says, "stop!" >

“No Never!” James screams, then glances around at the stares he receives from the others. “Well it sounded about right.”

< Sephiroth goes down and starts to suck on one of Cloud's nipples as he pins him to the floor

Cloud Strife Whimpers >

“I’d whimper too if I was pinned to the floor.” Ash says.

“Again No less.” Yami Yugi adds.

“I’d whimper because some man named Sephiroth was sucking on my nipples.” Valmont giggled at the name.

“I’m whimpering because we are sitting here actually reading this.” Aya yells out at them.

< Sephiroth continues with the nipple till it becomes a hard point then moves to the other one >

“Don’t poke your eye out on the point it’s become.” James say’s, receiving a few snickers.

< Sephiroth says, "you might actually like this at some point... but for now you have to do what I say" >

“Well let’s get to the point then.” Ash says.

“What point?” Valmont asks.

“The point he’s avoiding to not poke his eye out on.” James commented.

“And he wants Cloud to get to that point?” Yami Asks confused.

“Like a worm.” Ash comments as he sighs in boredom.

“I hope the pants aren’t what’s grinning.” Valmont say’s in response.

“I don’t want to know what’s grinning.” Aya comments.

< Sephiroth says, "now let's see what you've got hidden in here" >

“A grenade launcher.” Valmont Riffs.

“A happy Gazelle in Mating season.” Hak Foo say’s.

“A Pokeball!” Ash says.

“It’s a short sword.” Aya comments.

“It’s the Dark Magician.” Yami Yells out.

“It’s Ekins and Weezing!” James yells out triumphantly. Suddenly James is devoured by Victoribell. “Not me Victoribell!”

< Cloud Strife shivers

Cloud Strife says, "Please stop...">

“Someone close the freezer door!” Shendu blurts out, before leaving to return Valmont to control.

“I thought we came to the conclusion the torture never stops.” James muttered.

< Sephiroth says, "nah... you got to have something good down there" >

“Oh a candy bar?” James say’s.

“No it’s a cinnamon twist!” Yami Yugi comments.

“It’s a one eyed yogurt slinger.” Aya comments.

“ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ.” Is Hak Foo’s only response.

< Sephiroth slowly pulls down Cloud's pants and goes back to the nipple that was not yet hard >

“Shouldn’t he pull them off? After all wasn’t this Cloud person pinned down?” Valmont said as nudged Foo out of his chair. “Wake up.”

“Do I have too?” Foo asked as he got back in his chair.

< Cloud Strife whines slightly and tries to get away >

“He’s not the only one trying to escape.” Foo mutters.

< Sephiroth keeps Cloud there and takes the tip of Cloud's groin between his fingers>

“I’m still waiting on at least one period in this thing.” Valmont says.

“Maybe this is one those Fics lacking a Period.” Foo responds.

“No worries about PMS from this fiction.” Yugi adds in.

< Sephiroth says, "nice..." >

“Like Ice?” Ash says.

“I hope it’s not lice.” James comments of his own accord.

“Just be glad it’s not in a vice.” Foo says.

< Cloud Strife sniffles and tears start leaking out of his eyes >

“Someone call the plumber.” James says dryly.

< Sephiroth moves down and starts to lick Cloud's thighs... obviously enjoying the taste of Cloud's fearful sweat >

Everyone raises eyebrows at the screen.

< Cloud Strife says, "Please... sir? Stop... I... " >

“I’m going to summon the Blue Eyes White dragon If you don’t.” Yugi commented.

“I thought we surmised that he’s not going to stop.” Hak Foo said.

“Like this torture.” Valmont adds.

< Sephiroth looks up at him and grins

Sephiroth says, "are you afraid?" >

“No I always sweat fearfully.” James commented pretending to be Cloud.

“You got to lick it! Be fore you kick it!” Ash Valmont and Hak Foo responded. “You got make it nice and wet so we can stick it!”

< Cloud Strife says, "I don't want this...." >

“Neither do we.” Ash say’s as he huddles into his chair.

“Well we have surmised that seven people don’t want this.” Aya comments.

“He’s not going to like it, but Sephiroth is going to show him anyways.” Valmont comments sarcastically.

< Sephiroth takes Cloud's cock in his hands and starts to lick the tip of it >

“NO!” All save aya scream in Unison.

< Cloud Strife says, "Noooo... " >

“Would that be considered a backlash?” James asks nonchalantly.

“I have no Idea.” Yugi responds.

< Sephiroth says, "don't complain" >

“I thought it was Simon Says?” Ash asks?

“Well now he says it.” Aya comments angrily.

< Sephiroth puts the head of Cloud's cock into his mouth and starts to suck >

“Sucker!” Valmont says.

“That was lame.” James says as he looks down the row to sneer at the white haired crime lord.

< Cloud Strife says, "..." >

“How would you say that one James?” Ash asks as he looks to the end of the row.

“…” James responds.

< Sephiroth just sucks on the tip... not putting Cloud any deeper into his mouth >

“I wouldn’t like that either. Just thrust into his mouth and chock him to death.” Valmont raises a fist at the screen. He receives raised eyebrows from the others. Valmont adds. THE END!”

< Cloud Strife whimpers and squirms >

“Is what? Fear, Pleasure, pain, agony?” Yugi asks the screen.

“Pain probably.” Valmont mutters.

“Like this god awful fic.” Aya says, receiving nods of agreement.

< Sephiroth takes his gloves off and puts two of his fingers into Cloud as he sucks. Pushes the fingers deep into him... feeling them around as Cloud squirms >

“That was wrong.” Hak Foo comments with a sneer.

“I know, Your suppose to lubricate them before you stick them in there.” James say’s not taking his eyes from the screen. Everyone looks at him in concern.

< Cloud Strife says, "Stop!" >

“Not till we escape this torment. Maybe Mad WB will take pity on us and let us out.” James said hopefully.

“I think not my cute little toys.” Maniacal laughter follows after the Mad’s voice that comes from out of nowhere.

< Sephiroth continues to suck on Cloud's now hard cock... thrusting his fingers back and forth inside him >

o_O Is the only response from those reading.

< Cloud Strife starts panting >

“He’s already been pants, now they are panting him.” Valmont says as he shakes his head.

< Sephiroth at last takes his mouth away and unzips himself with his free hand >

“Finally, Is it over yet?” Valmont asks ready to make a run for it.

“It’s far from over.” Aya says as the next sentence pops upon the screen.

< Sephiroth says, "I think I've taught you enough... your turn" >

“It’s time to Duel.” Yugi comments dryly.

< Sephiroth pulls his fingers out of Cloud and grins at him

Cloud Strife says, "no..." >

“Ah, yes, a young and rebellious spirit. Perfect for corrupting.” Valmont purrs out.

< Sephiroth says, "yes"

Sephiroth pulls Cloud over from him.. his cock now free from his pants

Sephiroth says, "suck" >

“Suck what? I don’t see a lollipop.” Ash says, getting some snickers from the others.

“That sentence needs serious help.” Aya say’s blandly.

< Cloud Strife says, "no no.. "

Cloud Strife shakes his head >

“Your incompetent Sephy!” Valmont yells shaking his head.

< Sephiroth says, "Do it or I'll hurt you" >

“Oh yea that’s the way to get what you want!” James say’s.

“That’s why it never works for you hunh James?” Ash asks as James looks sheepish.

<Cloud Strife says, "No...."

Sephiroth pulls Cloud's head down to his cock... showing him how rough he can be >

“You say you know that girl, she acts so rough, rough, rough!” Yami bust out into song. He looks around at the stares he’s getting and just grins in return.

< Sephiroth says, "Just do it" >

“Nike!” Hak Foo and Valmont shout out.

“You know this is kind of makes up for being trapped here.” Valmont says and Foo nods his head.

< Cloud Strife turns his head aside

Sephiroth pulls Cloud's head to touch his cock >

“Two heads are better than one.” James says all happy like.

“Except for you and Jessie.” Ash mutters under his breath.

< Sephiroth says, "suck me... or you will really regret it" >

“Oppose to doing it and regretting?” Yami comments as he folds his arms across his chest.

Valmont stares at the screen, then Shendu takes over. “Normal villainous Wrap. They make the bad guy look soft with all this threatening and not doing.”

< Cloud Strife says, "no.... I don't want to" >

“We don’t want you to either, but nobody listens to us.” Valmont growls out.

< Sephiroth says, "Come now... I taste good or so I'm told... you have to anyway" >

“He tastes like cinnamon?” Yami asks.

“I thought he just sucks.” Ash comment.

< Cloud Strife says, "I said no" >

“Well that answers that. No he doesn’t taste like cinnamon, and no he doesn’t suck.” Aya comments angrily, receiving stares of disbelief that he is actually participating.

“I don’t wanna play with you Soldier!” James wines aloud.

< Sephiroth pushes his cock to Cloud's lips anyway

Sephiroth says, "taste" >

“It smells bad enough, now you want me to taste you, you sick, mpf!” Hak Foo is cut off by Valmont and Yugi’s hands on his mouth.

< Cloud Strife keeps his lips closed

Sephiroth says, "lick... try it out" >

“You got to lick it, before you stick it. You gotta get it nice and wet before you kick it.” Valmont and Yugi sing.

< Sephiroth rubs the tip against Cloud's lips

Cloud Strife turns his head away in disgust >

“I think he’s going to hurl with the smell of it.” James says.

< Sephiroth pulls Cloud's head back

Sephiroth says, "You never know what you like till you try" >

“When did Chan arrive in this story?” Valmont asks, looking down the row of people, who shrug in return.

< Cloud Strife says, "I don't want to"

Cloud Strife opens his mouth and bites instead of sucking >

“Isn’t that the same as tasting?” James asks no one in particular.

“No he’s just trying to take a byte out of crime.” Ash responds.

< Sephiroth grins a little

Sephiroth says, "you are still tasting you know... you might as well suck me off while you have me at all in your mouth" >

“Backlash again I think.” Valmont comments.

“Sounds like Cloud should be happy he’s getting raped by some dysfunctional loony tic” Aya said as he read it over.

“Be honoured I let my self in your mouth!” Shendu yelled out at the screen. Foo looked to his right in concern. “I don’t think I can take much more of this.”

< Cloud Strife bites harder

Sephiroth chuckles and thrusts his hips a second... forcing himself into Cloud's mouth.. breaking off the bite >

O_o Everyone in the row protects there manhood, wincing at the thought of teeth.

< Cloud Strife gags and pulls away >

“I thought he was suppose to chock the chicken? Not the other way around.” Foo said with a raised eyebrow.

< Sephiroth says, "stop that... you have to suck me off some now.. or I'll hurt you so you will not be able to move... how does that sound?" >

“Same as this sounds.” Shendu takes a Deep breath and screams a mighty sound that cracks the view screen.

“Thank god we only have to read.” Foo says as he sticks his finger in his ear, making a face of minor annoyance.

“What?” Yami Yugi yells.

< Cloud Strife says, "No.. I don't want to .... I don't like it" >

“It doesn’t taste like cinnamon!” Yami screams at the damaged screen.

“What’s with your obsession over Cinnamon?” Ash asks and Yami just shrugs.

< Sephiroth pulls Cloud's hair very hard... causing him pain

Sephiroth says, "how would you like it for me to pull your cock off like I can your hair? That would really hurt" >

“Sad part is, it’s coming from another man.” Valmont says as he crosses his legs.

< Cloud Strife says, "Leave me alone!"

Cloud Strife sniffles

Cloud Strife says, "Please..." >

“Cloud Strife says, Not Simon says! Ash yelled at Aya, then stuck his tongue out at the flower Shop assassin.

“Like commanding him to leave you alone was working, you think being polite will help.” James blurts out.

“Chan thinks that same way. It doesn’t work though.” Valmont commented.

< Sephiroth says, "just suck me... and I will let you walk away when I through with you" >

“That wasn’t correct grammar. Should be ‘When I’m through with you’.” Yami comments.

“Should we really attack the grammar and punctuation?” Valmont asks.

“Might as well, we have no periods to worry about in here.” Hak Foo responds.

< Cloud Strife says, "I don't wanna "

Cloud Strife tries to ball up... not wanting to be abused >

“We’re being abused by reading this crap.” Aya says as he glares at the screen.

“Maybe we should curl up in little balls and claim brain damage.” James says.

< Sephiroth says, "would you rather be hurt bad enough that you might never get up?" >

“Now if he went and did that, how is the poor guy to have any kids?” Valmont asked sarcastically.

“That’s what this story is doing to us.” Foo comments.

< Sephiroth pulls his arms around Cloud and drags him over to him

Cloud Strife says, "I don't care.. I don't wanna" >

“He doesn’t care, but he doesn’t wanna. Which is it?” James asks in confusion.

< Sephiroth says, "You really can't mean that..." >

“That’s what I was saying.” James adds.

< Sephiroth raps one hand around Cloud's throat and squeezes some what >

Valmont and Foo start rapping.

< Cloud Strife says, "...."

Cloud Strife closes his eyes >

“I think he fell asleep.” Foo said.

< Sephiroth says, "you fell pain from this... is this worth not sucking me off?" >

“Fell pain?” Valmont asks

“Maybe he fell asleep like I said.” Foo retorted.

“That sentence almost makes as much sense as being trapped up here.” Yami comments.

< Cloud Strife nods

Sephiroth takes his hand away from Cloud's throat and raps it around the younger man's cock... pulling on it roughly >

“Hey, that’s not right, you keep chocking the wrong thing, now your pulling on it instead of chocking it.” Valmont comments.

“Maybe he’s a virgin, like the twerp, doesn’t know what he’s doing.” James says.

“I am not a virgin!” Ash yells out, receiving stares of shocked disbelief. Ash returns his attention the screen with a blush tainting his cheeks.

< Cloud Strife whimpers again.. trembling violently

Sephiroth says, "just suck my cock and I'll not pull yours off" >

“Yeah, You can try that taking a byte out of crime again.” Valmont says.

< Cloud Strife says, "I don't wanna "

Sephiroth grips harder and pulls again >

“No means no!” Aya comments.

“Only in nice people circles.” Valmont retorts.

< Cloud Strife says, "Please... why are you doing this?"”>

“Because He can. Now just do as you’re told.” Valmont comments.

< Sephiroth says, "Because you are cute and I can... now do as you are told" >

“I’m so good.” Valmont says as he reads the sentence. Everyone looks at him, before reverting their attention to the screen.

< Cloud Strife says, "no! I want to know why I was put here..... I wanna go home..." >

“So do we. I’m gone.” Valmont says as he jumps out of the seat, then immediately dodges a lighting bolt that shoots from the ceiling.

“Looks like you and that Cloud are in the same boat.” Ash says as Valmont is quick to take his seat once again.

“With the rest of us.” Yami comments dryly.

< Sephiroth pulls hard enough to cause a great deal of pain

Sephiroth says, "Not until I finish with you" >

“Sounds like the mad man who trapped us here.” Aya comments as he spits his gum onto the view screen.

< Cloud Strife says, "Aiii Aii.... stop... please... Nononoooo... leave me alone...."

Sephiroth says, "I said I will once I'm done... now the sooner you start sucking the sooner you can go home" >

“Maybe the faster we riff, the sooner we can too.” James says hopefully.

< Cloud Strife says, "You'll let me go if I suck?"

Sephiroth says, "and do a few other things... but for right now that's what I want from you" >

“There’s something there I Just can’t think of it right at this moment.” Valmont says as he raises an elegant eye brow at the screen.

“Suck at what?” Hak Foo comments.

“A lollipop.” Ash adds.

“I’d be afraid of that comment, ‘ a few other things.” Aya says.

“I think we all would be.” James adds.

< Cloud Strife says, "......"

Cloud Strife sniffles and leans down... beginning to suck on the older man's erection >

O_O Is the response from several of the SOI residents.

“Where are the empty popcorn bags?! I’m gonna be ill!” Valmont says as he looks around in a panic.

< Sephiroth releases Cloud's cock and leans back...

Sephiroth says, "mmmm... very good...."

Cloud Strife isn't quite sure what else to do.... and doesn't like the taste much at all >

“Warned you that if it smells bad, it tastes worse.” Aya comment, receiving stares. He ignored them.

< Sephiroth reaches down and puts his fingers back into Cloud... moving them in and out >

“What a bunch of Shi… Mpf.” Foo cut Valmont off before the crime lord could finish.

< Sephiroth says, "you feel good... mmmm... your lips are nice too...." >

“I’d quite with a corny lines like that.” Foo comments.

“I’d bite him then ask how nice that was.” Ash comments and James nods his agreement.

“I’d show him nice by letting Exodia take care of him.” Yugi comments angrily.

< Cloud Strife stops and draws back >

“You got it Foo, he listens to you.” James said.

< Sephiroth takes off his cloak and grins at Cloud

Sephiroth says, "Why are you stopping?" >

“Because you say corny things.” Foo says.

“I thought it was because he didn’t taste all that great?” Aya comments.

“That too.” Valmont says.

< Cloud Strife says, "..... "

Cloud Strife shivers >

“Accursed air conditioner.” Shendu growls out, then adds. “Maybe I can heat things up.”

“More than they already are?” Aya asks.

“Take cover!” Foo says as he jumps back a row, everyone raising questioning eyebrows at the action. Suddenly Valmont is breathing fire at the view screen. When the fire clears the screen is unharmed save the crack that was induced by the scream Shendu had let out.

“Water.” Valmont squeaks out as he holds his throat, smoke snaking out of his mouth and nostrils.

< Cloud Strife says, "Can I go now?"

Sephiroth says, "not yet... I'm not through"

Cloud Strife says, "You said if I sucked I could go.." >

“You didn’t suck they way you were suppose to now you can never leave.” Shendu cracks up with maniacal laughter.

“Is he ok?” Yami asks as Foo takes his seat again.

“Nope.” Foo returns.

< Sephiroth pulls Cloud back by his legs

Sephiroth says, "but you haven't finished yet..."

Sephiroth keeps two fingers inside of him... moving back and forth rather quickly >

“So at this rate we’ll never finish this story.” Valmont groaned.

< Cloud Strife says, "You said..."

Sephiroth says, "I said when you were done... you're not... get back to it" >

“No we’ve gone on strike!” Foo yells.

Everyone follows Foo’s lead and starts to chant the word, Strike.

< Cloud Strife says, "no!!"

Sephiroth says, "fine then... just sit on me" >

“We can only hope he’s big enough to crush Mister Sephiroth and be done with it.” Valmont says.

“We could only wish that was the sitting they were talking about.” Aya responds.

“Baby sitting?” Ash asks.

< Cloud Strife says, ".... no" >

“There’s your answer to that Ash.” James says.

< Sephiroth says, "yes yes yes... I said you are not going until I'm done with you... you just keep delaying" >

“Not the way this writer does.” Valmont says.

< Cloud Strife whimpers

Sephiroth takes his pants the rest of the way off

Sephiroth says, "Come now... " >

“But you haven’t done anything to make him.” Valmont retorted.

< Cloud Strife says, "No! I want my momma.... " >

o_O From everyone.

“I don’t want to know. “ Valmont says sickened.

< Sephiroth pulls his arms around Cloud's waist and sets him down... forcing himself into Cloud.. keeping the younger man's back to him

Cloud Strife says, "Aiii!!" >

“I think that hurts.” Foo comments.

“I think your right.” Yami says.

< Sephiroth leans back and grins, moving his hips up and down

Cloud Strife shudders convulsively at the pain... and struggles... crying loudly >

“I’d cry too if I was convulsing in pain.” Ash said.

“You’d cry just because you lose a poke battle.” James retorts.

< Sephiroth moves his hips rather slow... only having the tip of his cock inside Cloud for the moment >

“He’s thrusting in and out with only the tip hunh?” Valmont asks.

“Maybe this cloud is to small to fit the whole thing in.” Yami responds.

< Sephiroth says, "Come now, later on you'll say this feels good" >

“Like a base ball Bat right up the, Mpf.” Foo is cut off by two hands.

“Don’t go there.” Valmont says.

“Please.” Yami reiterates.

< Cloud Strife says, "I don't want a later on....... "

Sephiroth says, "Did I say with me? mmmmm you are just so nice and tight now" >

“Thank Exodia it won’t be with him.” Yami says fervently.

“That’s right, and this guys so tight, he can only get the tip in.” Valmont reminds them.

< Cloud Strife sniffles

Sephiroth says, "you must be feeling very hard now... painful isn't it with no one to do anything about it?" >

“That’s right, now remove your limbs from my body and get on your knees!” Shendu screams as he jumps up in Valmont’s chair.

< Cloud Strife says, "....."

Cloud Strife nods sadly ... his body having responded where his mind won't >

“Giving him the satisfaction of knowing he’s won already. That’s weak.” Yami says mournfully.

“Yes but it’s his body responding. Not him.” Valmont says as he is once again in control.

< Sephiroth keeps his hands on the floor, grinning as he thrusts again and again into Cloud >

“Hmmm, he’s not being held in place, but he’s not running for it. Where there is an obvious opening for escape.” Valmont shakes his head.

“Yeah, but if the guy tried to escape, then it would just prolong the torture.” Aya comments.

“Good point.” Valmont concurs.

< Cloud Strife begins to sob softly

Cloud Strife . o O ( it hurts.... why was I brought here? what did I do... I wanna go home... ) >

“Then go!” Everyone yells in unison.

“It’s not like he’s holding you back yet.” Shendu screeches.

< Sephiroth leans up a little with one of his thrusts and places his hand to Cloud's back

Sephiroth says, "you know.. you don't need to suffer... I can stroke you myself..." >

“Stroking to the east, Stroking to the south…” Valmont starts singing a country song about Stroking.

< Cloud Strife says, "I..."

Sephiroth thrusts a little harder into him

Sephiroth says, "you'll feel better after you are stroked" >

“Unless he ties you up with rope.” Yami says.

“That was lame.” Valmont says.

“All I could think of at the moment.” Yami returns.

< Cloud Strife says, "I wanna go home.. can I go home when you're done?" >

“Hopefully we can all go when he’s done.” Aya muttered.

“If.” Ash iterates for the benefit of all who suffer.

“Don’t curse us, I have more than adequate curses, I need no more.” Valmont says.

< Sephiroth says, "oh yes... mmmm... you can go when I'm done... which is not yet" >

“Yep sounds like a Mad we all know and now hate.” Foo comments.

< Sephiroth starts to stand up. Takes one of Cloud's legs in his hand and puts the other on the boy's hard cock >

“He’s not going to try and pull it off again is he?” Valmont asks.

“Nope just going to chock it.” James retorts.

< Cloud Strife relaxes a little.... >

“Makes the pain slightly less you see.” Aya, says.

“I thought it was in hope of being mistaken for dead.” Valmont comments. “This way Sephiroth would leave him alone.”

“Could be.” Ash answers.

< Sephiroth thrusts hard into him... keeping him supported and stroking his cock at the same time >

“Such talent wasted away on raping, when he could be whoring himself out for so much more.” Valmont says dryly.

< Cloud Strife shivers and tries not to moan... so he doesn't sound like he is approving of this behavior >

“Even if he is.” James asks the screen.

< Sephiroth thrusts hard.... his hand rough around Cloud's cock but not as unpleasant as the last time it had been down there

Cloud Strife . o O ( I want him to stop.... ) >

“But cloud still wants him to stop, even though it’s not unpleasant any longer.” Ash says.

“Well come over here and let Yugi here show you.” Valmont responds.

< Sephiroth moves his face forward to kiss Cloud as he thrusts into him

Cloud Strife sniffles.... tears still running down his cheeks as he squeezes his eyes shut against the oddly mingled pain and... surprisingly pleasure >

“Now everyone say it with me, Sadomasochistic necrophilic.” Valmont grins as he says it. Everyone just raises an eyebrow at the crime lord who shrugs and returns his attentions back to the screen.

< Sephiroth snakes >

“Bestiality.” Valmont adds

“Takes him where?” Ash asks.

“To SOI.” Aya musters.

“Also known as the Satellite Of Insanity!” Valmont says overly happily.

< Cloud Strife . o O ( please... stop... I hurt now... ) >

“Well say something.” Yugi says aloud.

“Screaming in agony may just turn his rapist on more.” Aya says.

< Sephiroth feels himself start to climax and moans loud.... stroking Cloud vigorously to bring him to the same >

“Name?” Foo asks.

“Game, maybe.” Yugi responds.

“Pain.” Valmont voices.

“Fame!” James exclaims.

< Cloud Strife whimpers and feels his muscles contract as a warmth floods through his body >

“Help I’m drowning!” Valmont yells aloud.

“That would be a blessing right about now.” Foo says.

“The funk soul brother, check it out now.” Yami riffs on them with a grin.

< Sephiroth buries himself full into Cloud as he comes... grunting in savage pleasure and holding onto Cloud's cock >

“A doodle doo!” Foo mutters.

“Well they finally got past the tip.” Valmont says in a dry disbelief.

< Cloud Strife feels something surge out of himself and looks down.. somewhat surprised at the fluid that was released >

“He pissed on himself?” Ash asked.

“Could be.” Valmont says.

< Sephiroth withdraws out of him and licks his lips, panting >

“Can I withdraw into a comma now too?” James asks.

“If we can’t, neither can you.” Aya threatens.

< Sephiroth says, "Now that was good"

Cloud Strife says, ".... " >

“Obviously it wasn’t for him.” Foo responds to the screen.

“He’s speechless it was so terrible.” Yugi says.

“Nope, he’s just traumatized.” Valmont explains.

< Sephiroth takes Cloud into his arms and kisses him rather passionately >

“Then Strife spews on him in disgust.” Shendu shrieks aloud. All the other Riffers look at the crime lord in concern.

< Cloud Strife says, "I wanna go home now" >

“Please.” Ash asks nicely.

< Sephiroth says, "Mmm... and where is home cutie?" >

“Away from you.” Valmont responds automatically.

< Cloud Strife says, "Nibelheim" >

“Close enough.” Foo says.

< Sephiroth plays with Cloud's wet cock for a little and tilts his head to one side >

O_O from the riffers.

“What have I told you about trying to drown the poor bird. Now look what you did!” Valmont growls out.

< Sephiroth says, "really?" >

“No, Not really. I’m just saying that so I can get the hell out of here.” Ash pretends to be Cloud.

< Cloud Strife says, "yes.... why am I here?" >

“Because you were summoned by the mighty hormone.” Yugi answers.

< Sephiroth says, "you were here to be my sex toy... and I must say.. after I got you to behave you were quite good" >

“What does this look like, a condoms to go shop?” Valmont asks is disbelief.

“No, white slave market.” Aya responds.

< Cloud Strife says, "How.... why?" >

“Well once we rendered you unconscious, we just dragged you back.” Foo rolled his eyes.

< Sephiroth says, "I don't know... they just brought you for my pleasure" >

“Of course, now that we know he’s not keeping you, you must not be that pleasing.” James says.

< Sephiroth kisses Cloud's neck softly

Cloud Strife says, "I wanna go " >

“Again?” Is the unified question that is said with great amounts of fear.

< Sephiroth says, "alright... but you'll have trouble walking for now" >

“No shit?” Valmont says sarcastically.

“We didn’t need that bad pun.” James says. Valmont grins, with glowing red eyes, at the Team Rocket member before attempting to barbeque the blue haired man.

< Sephiroth sits down in the corner >

“Because he’s been very, very bad.” Valmont does his best imitation of Jackie Chan.

< Sephiroth says, "I'm comfy... why not sleep on me" >

“He just slept with you, why would he want to sleep on you too?” Aya blurts aloud.

< Cloud Strife says, "No I wanna go home..... " >

“So do we but you don’t hear us whining about it.” Ash yells at the screen.

< Sephiroth says, "it's a little far from here I think" >

“Extremely far in our case.” Valmont mutters in dismay.

< Sephiroth pulls Cloud gently into his lap and cuddles him to his chest >

“Plushie!” James squeals like a teenage girl.

“He does a girl to well.” Aya whispers to Ash.

“And when he dresses like a girl, he does a really good job. He makes a better girl than most girls do.” Ash responds.

“Oh, why thank you.” James beams proudly, oblivious to the concerned glances he is receiving.

< Cloud Strife says, "but... my mom... she'll be worried"

Sephiroth says, "You have a mom? That's lucky" >

“I think everyone has a mom.” Ash says.

“Unless they’re a test tube baby.” Valmont adds.

< Cloud Strife says, "I wanna go home... " >

“Don’t we all.” Valmont says as he turns his gaze to the ceiling.

< Cloud Strife wriggles

Sephiroth lets Cloud slip from his arms >

“I don’t remember them using oil?” James says aloud.

< Cloud Strife picks up his clothes.... sniffling

Sephiroth starts to get dressed himself >

“Is it over yet?” Valmont says not taking his gaze of the ceiling.

“They’re getting dressed.” Aya answers.

< Sephiroth says, "I know it hurts the first time.... how old are you anyway?" >

“Virgin ass.” Foo says.

“Literally.” Valmont adds as he returns his attention to the screen.

< Cloud Strife says, "14" >

O_o “Ahhhh!” They all yell, some even jumping out of their sets.

< Sephiroth says, "Older then I was the first time" >

O_O Ash falls out of his seat in shock.

< Sephiroth beckons him over

Cloud Strife says, "No... I don't wanna do nothin" >

“Same here. I wish I could find a job that lets me do that.” Valmont says as Foo and James both nod their profuse agreement.

< Sephiroth says, "I wasn't saying anything about sex... it just helps to be held... you're in pain" >

“Oh jeez, rape then comfort him. Least the barbarian have done was seduce the poor boy.” Valmont said in disgust.

“Sympathy for hurting a child.” Aya suggested.

< Cloud Strife says, "I don't wanna be touched" >

“Can’t blame him on that one.” Valmont says.

< Sephiroth says, "fine, then suffer... don't take the advice of someone who knows" >

“He knows how it feels, but he did it anyways.” Yami says in disbelief.

“You mean fells.” Aya corrects.

< Cloud Strife says, "I don't like you.. you hurt me.... "

Cloud Strife winces as he adjusts his pants >

“That’s always a good reason to not like someone.” Valmont said.

“Oh yeah, if someone hurt me I would just want to love them.” Ash said sarcastically. “Not!”

< Sephiroth says, "then what are you going to do?" >

“Rape you in turn, then cut your… Mpf.” Two hands that slapped over his mouth suddenly contain Foo’s comment.

< Cloud Strife says, ".. go away from here..." >

“Or that.” Valmont says.

“I like Foo’s idea better.” Aya says.

< Sephiroth says, "and then you'll curl up and want to die"

Sephiroth gets up and goes over to him >

“No I’ll just curl up and go to sleep till I can move again.” James says as he responds for Cloud.

“Then get up and Kick your ass.” Valmont adds.

< Cloud Strife says, "I already want to....." >

“Then if he does, do we get out of here sooner?” Foo asked.

“Need bucket.” Valmont muttered looking slightly green.

< Sephiroth hugs him in a way that makes him seem like some one else other then the guy that just fucked him >

“He hugs in a manner that makes him seem like a serial rapist.” Aya says.

“I thought he raped a little boy?” Ash asks.

“He hugs him in the manner of a necrophiliac.” Shendu mutters.

“Dark Much?” Hak Foo asks.

< Cloud Strife leans into the hug

Sephiroth says, "shhh... I know how much it hurts... I was 10... much younger and smaller then you... it hurts.. but it feels good after a time" >

O_O Is the response from those reading.

“You have got to be kidding me. It hurts, but feels good.” Valmont says in speech like tones.

“But he was smaller then, but it hurts to feel good. I’m not sure.” Yami says question like.

< Cloud Strife says, "I don't want it to feel good.... I wanna go home" >

“Haven’t we too been screaming such a desire, to go home.” Yami Yugi states.

“Yes but more than likely you’ll never get that desire.” States the Computer voice.

< Sephiroth says, "I wasn't talking about now... I meant the next time some one does this it will feel better.. trust me" >

“There better not be a sequel.” Shendu shrieks sending another crack through the screen.

“Keep that up and we will never have to do this again.” Foo encourages the dead dragon.

< Cloud Strife says, "I don't want anyone to ever touch me again"

Sephiroth rocks him slowly back and forth

Cloud Strife says, "I hurt inside.... " >

“I’d hurt inside too if someone just fucked my brains out.” Aya mutters.

“At least this time they’re rocking with their cloths on.” Valmont adds.

< Sephiroth says, "shhh.. the pain goes away" >

“Morphine works wonders I assure you.” Valmont nods his head knowingly.

< Cloud Strife says, "Why'd you hurt me........" >

“Because you were too small as he indicated a few sentences ago.” Ash reminded them. Several riffers shudder at the memory.

< Sephiroth says, "I needed a pleasure toy... when I'm in that mood I tend to forget that I was one once too" >

“Chuckey’s back!” Valmont whispers anonymously.

< Cloud Strife says, "I'm not a toy..." >

“That might not be true, there is no mention of blood, and if he was torn up inside, wouldn’t he be bleeding?” Aya asks.

“Good point. Cloud is probably made out of plastic.” Valmont says.

“Or a cartoon character.” James adds.

“Wrapped in plastic it’s fantastic!” Yugi jumped up and started to sing.

< Sephiroth kisses Cloud's cheek

Sephiroth says, "We are all toys to the ultimate puppet master" >

“That was a good Scooby Doo episode.” Foo says.

“Static shocks version of it was cool too.” Valmont adds.

< Cloud Strife whimpers

Cloud Strife says, ".....">

James frowned at the screen.: “His whimpering as he speaks in other words right?”

Aya responds.: “I would imagine so.”

<Sephiroth says, "It will be ok in time"

Sephiroth strokes Cloud's hair softly>

Valmont grins, then as Sephiroth. : “Give me about another hour or two with You.”

Hak Foo looks to Valmont, Shocked. : “Master!?”

Valmont looks to Hak Foo. : “What?”

Everyone winces, holding their chests’, Yami responds. : “Vengeance is a mess!”

Ash adds. : “And he’s enjoying it.”

Valmont grinned, then as Cloud. : “You don’t do it the way momma does!”

O_O {Sweat drop} everyone looks at Valmont, who shrugs and grins.

James exclaimed. : “I’m the mighty Sephiroth, you should fell honoured that I would apologize to you!”

Aya say’s. : “At least someone gets it right.”

Hak Foo blurts out. : “Stop stroking things and get to the good part!”

Valmont is quick to add. : “The End!”

Shendu takes a huge demony breath, then says in a throaty voice, sinking down into the chair with a carnivorous grin. : “Ah, the smell of sex and young children, mixed with blood, how tempting.” Shendu rumbling the last then received stares of absolute disbelief.

Shendu says. : “But I know there is good in you.”

“Use the force My young Sephiroth and Rule the world!” James says evilly with a toothy grin.

“Only thing is, you must wear black.” Aya adds half heartedly

<... a monster that wants what he can get>

“And if he can’t then he just takes it.” Ash comments.

<... and the thing that will never die in me">

“You know how those living dildos are.” Shendu shrieks taking a deep breath to spew fire upon the screen, causing the water sprinklers to turn on.

“Good going with the Flaming Mouth attack!” Yami Yugi mutters as he and the others choked on smoke. Valmont was holding his mouth opened catching water to drink and sooth his throat.

<Cloud Strife sniffles

Sephiroth cradles Cloud>

James: “I guess this brings a whole new meaning to the hand that rocks the cradle.”

Ash: “No kidding. I just happy I’m a Pokemon Trainer.”

Valmont Mutters.: “Pokemon have tentacles.”

Hak Foo tells Valmont quietly enough that Ash can’t hear.: “Pokemon have tentacruels.” Valmont shudders.

Valmont and Yami Yugi stand up: “Static in the house!” Sending a fist up with their cry. Everyone stared at them…

Save James who never took his eyes off the screen, and made a questioning face.: “And all I was going to say was Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy.”

Aya says calmly: “You Fruit.”

<.... feeling lost and broken>

Valmont retorts.: “I would feel pretty damn broken to if I were him.”

Hak Foo. “I know right, like after having something brute fully shoved into anatomy at that age. I think we get the point.”

Aya adds with a sadistic grin.: “Cloud sure did.”

Shendu screams.: “Stop crying and kill yourself and end this!!” Smoke streaming from the corner of his mouth.

Everyone save Hak Foo Star at the site a moment.

Aya: “Villains with smoke streaming out of their mouth is not a good thing.”

All to Gather now: “We Do Too!”

<.. I don't wanna hurt like this">

Yami Yugi stands up: “And we Must! Enough of this! I call forth the Celtic guardian!” Celtic guardian runs forward and slashes the screen. For a brief second nothing happens, then the Celtic Guardians sword breaks, the tip falling to the floor with a clatter as the screen remains cracked the way Shendu’s shriek weapon left it.

Valmont: “This fic. It will end very soon!”

James: “This is the never ending Crap Fic Fest.”

Hak Foo: “Be nice.”

James: “I was.”

James: “ Of this Fic!”

Shendu Screeches : “Enough with the stroking!!!!!!!!!”

Ash in his best begging voice.: “Pleeaasseee!!!”

Everyone: O_O

Aya: “That isn’t exactly the best thing for the kid.”

Hak Foo raises an eyebrow at the screen.: “Body sized warmer?”

Valmont retorts.: “I guess.”

Valmont: “To dream Land the end.”

<... finding strangely that Sephiroth's presence is soothing...>

Ash: “Even though the man just tore him a new one against his will.”

Valmont: “We call them Rapist and Pedophiles.”

Valmont: “Sephiroth is such a baby.”

Hak Foo falls to the floor in a fetal position shuddering as he whimpers two words.: “No Stroking.”

<... whispering that it will all be all right>

Aya screams.: “As soon as this Fic is over!”

<soon. kisses Cloud's ear tenderly and feels himself fall asleep>

Everyone stares at the screen, blinking.

“YAY!!!!!!!” Everyone jumps up and cheers running towards the exit, freedom at last. They slam the doors closed behind them and Stand their a moment in relief.

“I told you it was Fell for Feel, and feel mean Fell.” Aya corrected, Ash snickered.

“If I’m ever to be forced through another one of those I will kill someone.” Valmont muttered as Hak Foo nodded his agreement. They all headed back towards the bridge and commons area.

“Hey you lovely ladies.” Computer voice, Or better known as CV, said gaining their attention. Yugi glanced around at the ceiling and responded. “The Doctor WB said you need to hurry the hell up. He’s waiting on your report.”

“Come on. Lets go give our respects to the doctor.” Shendu said as he took over Valmont’s body and headed towards the bridge area. Once there he glanced at the Flashing light that said ‘Viewer’. Shendu hit the button to look at the screen, the demon barely registered the face before he blurted out. “What the Hell do you want?”

“To get your ideas on the story I just sent. So I know what not to send you next time.” WB grinned with his words. “So who alls still sane?”

“You won’t be sending us anything.” Shendu smirked suddenly more confident as he continued. “I broke your screen.”

“That’s ok.” WB grinned smugly, then added. “Your shadow khan are already On it.”

Shendu went slack with that news, causing Valmont’s mouth to hang open as he stared into space shocked. Aya went Up to the possessed crime lord and waved a hand in front of the man not receiving a response.

“He would be good making me some good money with his mouth like that.” WB commented with a smirk.

“OK you said you wanted our ideas, right?” Aya commented, then continued when WB confirmed it. “Personally I believe it was over all, Smut. Some guy raping a little boy. Could have used serious grammer and Spelling help.”

“It was long with much more stroking than was needed.” Hak Foo commented.

“Not for underage people.” Yugi commented.

“I was mostly confused.” James responded with a grin.

“Scary part is, so am I.” Ash confirmed.

“Well Personally I thought it was quite sadistic myself.” Shendu said, then he added. “Of course anything with blood in it is sweet.”

“My god this is going to be harder than I thought.” WB said as he switched off his viewer. Everyone stood around a moment then glanced around, realizing they were still trapped.

“This bytes.” James said as he leaned against the wall, thinking about food.

“Well we have to find something to do to get off this thing.” Aya said as he glanced around the bridge. Hak Foo ignored everyone and went over to one of the computer consoles and checked it out. Valmont followed suite with Hak Foo watching over the mercenary’s shoulder. Meanwhile Aya continued. “Those people from that rescue base haven’t called us back so we have to assume they aren’t going to be helping anytime soon. I think we should split up and explore this place. Maybe even find a way of landing this tin can. Who knows, we might not even be in space.”

“Oh no, we’re in space all right. In orbit above Saturn, Twenty thousand feet from the highest asteroid in the rings, surrounding the planet.” Valmont states blandly. He types a few things then continues. “In fact, This satellite is Five levels, and on the top level, which faces the sun there is a conservatory. This conservatory is filled with a variety of flora and vegetables.”

“That conserve the systems energy, and allow the air to recycle.” Hak Foo took over, typing away as he spoke. “This room is in the third level. It shares the level with the theater and kitchen. The second level just below us contain the cargo bay and the main engineering room. The bottom level is the engine it’s self. The Fourth level is sleeping quarters, storage, bathroom facilities.”

“And currently, you happen to be a long way from any ground. But just so you know, Those people from SOI Rescue are calling.” CV said sounding a little different. Valmont was back In control, so he took himself over to the button that was flashing. Upon hitting it, the young lady who had been on the first transmission was there, looking rather bored.

“Man, You won’t believe how much trouble it is when You have to steal and break into places when you don’t have enough funds.” She sat their and blinked before taking a deep breathe and asking. “You ok? She, I mean He didn’t hurt Ya’ll To bad has he??”

“It was Torture!!” Aya burst out crying before he turned away from everyone to sob quietly. Everyone just stared at him a moment as he made a few girly noises.

“Personally I wanna go home and just be a kid, I may take a short break from Pokemon Training after this.” Ash said as he hugged himself.

“I’d rather go back to being humiliated by this kid!” James said as he glanced at the screen.

“Good then it’s agreed, we try to find a way to get to ya’ll. Right now Dark and Dryakus are researching Spells, so Shendu if you have any helpful advice to give, please do so.” She smiled sweetly at the screen. Before Shendu could respond, red flashing lights went off along with silent sirens. “Damn, the government’s at it again.”

They stared at her a moment with confused expressions on their faces, even Aya had stopped his crying and stared with reddened eyes at the screen. Ballroom Stared at them a moment and then Explained. “Ever since Captain Black found out you were up there, well, He’s rallied the other super heroes to ensure you stay there.”

“WHAT?!?” Everyone exclaims in unison. Valmont starts yelling that shuts everyone up. “HOW DARE THAT BABOON THINKS TO DARE TO DO THIS! THERE HAPPEN TO BE CHILDREN UP HERE TOO! THIS WB OR WHO EVER HE IS SICK OK! HE FORCED US TO READ HORRIBLE FAN FICTIONS! AND SHENDU’S SHADOW KHAN ARE HIS BYTCHES!”

“Well, that was TMFI for me.” Ballroom stared at the crime lord then grinned cruelly. “That’s ok Valmont, your not alone in this. Jessie and your friends mister Ash, well their allied against you’re return. Hak Foo has no support and neither does Shendu. The only two who are wanted back are Yugi and Aya.”

“That’s harsh!” James squealed before he burst into tears, hugging Ash who sniffled slightly. That was just truly harsh.

“That’s ok we have a few people on your side.” Ballroom said hopefully with a smile she pronounced their saviors. “Dryakus, Dark, Cracker Jack and I!” Everyone groaned in dismay, this caused James to cry even harder. “Ok, Ok, It’s not all that great, but we are sending you two mini pods, filled with VR equipment. And we can uplink to the SOI and you can roam the VR down here in our base were we have holo emitters installed.”

“Really?” Hak Foo asked, this caused Ballroom to go all heart eyed and cause little hearts to float around her head. Hak Foo approached the viewer with caution as he continued what he was saying. “Did you send us Holo emitters to, so we could maybe make a room. How much do these pods hold and can they make it back to earth?”

“I did send some Emitters. They could hold one life form in a cramped area of Five feet in diameter. Maybe two people.” Ballroom said as she was now the attention of everyone on the bridge of the SOI. Of course she was gazing at Hak Foo who looked dreamy at that moment, so her brain was failing to compute anything. “I don’t know if the pods can make it through the asteroids that surround the Satellite, Much less back to earth. They are ghetto built. But feel free to use the pods however you like.”

“Thanks.” Hak Foo said as he stepped back and Valmont grinned, suddenly she was the cheerful technician again.

“Well I have to go now. Hopefully those pods make it through the laser and missile guard gates that surround the SOI. Which is also your defenses against the rings you inhabit. Along with the shield array and the maneuvering thrusters. Bai Bi!” After the information, she was gone.

“Well then.” Valmont said after a moment of staring at the screen with the others, in shocked confusion. They all seemed to be doing that an awful lot today. “Lets go explore.” Everyone agreed, and Splitting up into teams of Two they went to check it all Out.