| A\I = "Disclaimer this" (_\_) (_|_) (_/_) ( o Y o ) "HaHa. I don't own the demons, or Jackie Chan, or the Dark hand, Or Hak Foo! I don't own them Ok, The only one I want to Own is Hak Foo! But they won't let me!" Starts crying with her face in the crook of her elbow. Dark walks over to her and Pulls her into a hug. "It's ok, you'll always own Me and Dryakus. Not that it's any consolation, but we do enjoy belonging to you." He pats her on the head as she grins up at him and tackles him to the floor. "At least I own something hunh?" "Well if anyone did sue, they won't get anything. Not your lovers, not your drugs, not your deck of cards, nothing." Dryakus said as he launched the story. "This is dedicated to The Great Spleefie Weefie in a straight Jacket!" Ballroom's voice floated in as the story took effect... :::::::::::: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ::::::: d ::::::::::::::::::::: Morphine ::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Codeine ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Jack Daniels :::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Noodles!!!!!::::::::::::::::::::::::: "My day at work would be so cool. You wanna know why? I'll tell ya why. Cuz it would go like this." Ballroom sat down in a chair babbling about her perfect day at work. "Oh and Spleefie is an inspiration, cuz we had this discussion before." "It was a normal day in the town of FF." Ballroom pauses a moment, glances around. "FF?? That could stand for so many thing." Gets evil grin as she continues the intro. "Home to many an artist. Here Are our Normal group of subjects. Ballroom, The Insane one working at some fast food dump called, Smut Burger. Spleefie, The straight Jacket wearing, and weird one, Working in some hell hole called Lardy Party. They are your average fan fiction writers, who pretty much hate their pathetic dead end jobs." With their authoress like powers, they summoned the eight demon sorcerers and the Dark Hand to do their bidding. Hak Foo fell madly in love with Ballroom because she was cute and sweet and completely evil. Valkitty on the other paw, fell head over paws in love with a hell cat named Spleeferz, just because she was so damn fine and a hell cat at heart much like himself. One day Ballroom came in angered over her Boss at work for being such an arse. He's suppose to be a friggin manager who should know not to leave work until your stuff is done. Then this that and the other, and she was anything but lazy up at work. Ballroom fumed, causing Hak Foo to tell Valmont about it. The next day Spleefie came home, Friggin mad at the crazy bitch with the finger stabbing deal. Everyone thought she was practicing to be an animated villain, but all were too afraid to tell her that she could never be animated. Valmont of course listened to her complaints, same as Foo had listened to Ballrooms. Valmont told Foo of this, and the two decided it was time to try and talk to the demons. "Maybe this isn't such a good idea. I mean, Come on, Shendu help us?" Foo muttered to Valmont who looked at the mercenary over his shoulder. Valkitty Shrugged, and they continued their way into the hidden temple Ballroom and Spleefie summon out of no where for the demon sorcerers. "Doesn't matter, if he says no, we will be back to square one." Valmont said as he bounded down the stairs. Foo followed the crime lord to the commons where they would most likely find the demons giving each other, but mostly Shendu, grief. "Good point. Then all we have to worry about is getting out alive and not flame broiled." Foo answered quietly in return. Valmont nodded happily as he bound down the long stair case. Shendu was all happy, he had the room all to himself all morning long. And it was almost the afternoon, and still none of his brethren were there. It was moments like these he cherished. Like frying Valmont and his other Loser Enforcers. Shendu was watching reruns of Dragon Tales, enjoying the antics of the me first wizard. Shendu stiffened, as he smelled a familiar scent. Two to be exact, Valmont's and Hak Foo's. He twitched his tail in agitation, how dare these mortals interrupt his Dragon Tales. Shendu glanced in the wall mirror, seeing the two hidden by the door frame. They peaked in, and Shendu smirked as they glanced around. The demon let out a monstrous roar, Causing Valmont to crouch down behind the couch. "What do you too fools want?" "Shendu we came to ask a very big favour. It's for the authoresses." Hak Foo said, as he walked around the couch to face the demon sorcerer. Foo may not have been showing fear, but he was terrified as Shendu glowered at him. Shendu smirked, waiting patiently for him to continue. Foo figured the demon would flame them if he found it not worth his time. "As you know Spleefie and Ballroom are forced to work in the very pits of hell, for chump change. Well, they've had it and Ballroom has told her boss off on several occasions and the new bitch they hired is awful. And to top it off they miss cartoons all the time. We need your help, and that of the other demon sorcerers to get vengeance for us." "IS that all?" Shendu asked with an evil little demon dragon grin that bared his teeth. Valmont shrunk down behind Foo, leaving the man to take the brunt of the assault when it came. Thankfully it didn't though. Shendu merely smirked at them. "I'll do it. And I'll see what the other sorcerers say about it. They might want to assist in this. Lounging around here can be very dull." And with that, Valmont and Hak Foo ran for dear life from the Shadow Khan that chased them all the way to the exit of the temple of demons. Foo and Valmont grinned at One another. If Shendu decided to help he would contact them. If Not they would pay him another visit. :::::::::::::::::Spleefies hell of torture scene with all the lard you can stand, so hug that trash can close toy your chest because of the terrors you will be forced to endure:::::::::::::::::: Spleefie smashed the alarm clock for the millionth time. She looked up at the time and growled as she crawled back under the covers. Spleefie thought that sleep, no knew sleep, was a beautiful thing. She was almost asleep when the Evil Alarm went off again. She slammed the alarm clock several more million time before she crawled out of bed. She got dressed and made her way to a quick breakfast, by then she only had fifteen minutes to get to work. She arrived a few moments early. No one was around thankfully. Wolverina, who wasn't here yet, was the best part. That gave Spleefie enough time to get everything ready. She turned on the ovens, preheating them as she went to get the frozen doughnuts out of the refrigerator. She came back in and noticed that someone was here. "Morning." She said absentmindedly as she went about the task of putting the frozen racks of dough in the warmer. She hated this job ever since it turned out to be nothing like tv shows made them out to be. No fun, the bosses are complete jerks or insane murders. "Good morning Spleefie." A deep voice said from behind her. Spleef turned to find Dai Gui Standing behind her. She knew she was staring, because he just stared straight back at her. It wasn't the fact he was here that shocked her, She was used to them showing up unannounced. But not wearing the black Uniform of Lardy Party, With the accursed visor to boot. "What are you doing here?" Spleefie asked staring at the behemoth behind the display. She saw some of the other workers in various departments peaking at the demon or running in terror. She found this highly amusing, but it would probably get her fired. "Dai Gui wants job too. Temple boring." Dai Gui answered her question. He was like twenty feet tall, having to bend down a lot to avoid putting a hole in the ceiling. Spleefie avoid her laughter because the shock that he was still here confounded her. "Ah, our lovely authoress is already here!" Came an accented voice. Spleefie turned around, dumbfounded. There stood her Valmont, dressed in the standard uniform, with a visor and apron on. Spleefie smiled, and hugged Valmont. "Well is this the way you treat all your fellow employees?" "Just the ones I really like. Which happens to be you." Spleefie said. She couldn't believe he was here, and in a uniform. He looked so cute. She could just imagine making doughnuts with him. Just as her and Valmont were about to start to kiss, they were interrupted by nagging. "What do you think your doing Spleef, they don't work here?" Wolverina hollered as she walked in to see Valmont holding Spleef. Spleefie was about to speak when her superiors face went slack and pale with fear. Dai Gui walked up behind them, and she was staring at him. She just happened to have a flowery bow in her hear to make her seem more demure. Just her luck, Spleefie thought. Dai Gui stared at the bow in the scary lady's hair. She was scary too. She looked like one of those women who should be running an orphanage or a school for rich people. But the flower made Dai Gui forget all the threats of being tossed in orphanages to face creatures like her. All he saw was the flower, and he raised his foot as he voiced his opinion. "Dai Gui doesn't like pretty flowers." :::::::The very lard and Fatting pits of hell, covered in grease, get the trash can close by for all the sickening things you may be forced to read scene::::: Ballroom walked in through the double doors of Smut burger, and Paused. The place still looked like the very pits of hell. The repugnant odor of burnt grease and age old sodas hit her nose. French fries, the air fresheners, some plants, burnt grease, cookies, French fries. The list was eternally long, only to mention the men's bathroom which reeks. She missed her native, office cubical. With a sigh of defeat, and a fear of being here for ten years or so, she trudged to work. Arriving an hour early, in uniform, to go get a shake to suck on while she read her horror stories. She said high to Shaggy as she passed the pot head. He was insane, and obviously the class clown, but cool none the less. She stepped into drive through, it was empty for the moment, deserted after the lunch rush. Grabbing a cup, the beep to signal there was a car to have it's order taken went off. Ballroom jumped and answered it. "Thank you for choosing Smut Burger, This is Ballah, I can take your order when you're ready!" Sounds of Static, and someone's voice mixed in, came from over the thing. It sounded like they said just a moment. "Ok, order when you're ready then!" Ballroom smiled at the speaker as she started to walk off. 'I want a Number One, with no onions, Cheese on that and a Diet Doctor Pepper. Then I want a Number seven, With a coke�.." Ballroom rolled her eyes as she returned to taking the order. Suddenly one of the assistant managers, who always runs Drive Thru, came running from the back, carrying the phone on her ear babbling away. Ballroom finished taking the order, then walked over to the shake Machine and made herself a chocolate shake, with mass extra chocolate. Once she had her shake she walked out back with her cigarettes and book, to read and smoke before she had to go into work. She ignored the various employees who came out the door, flipped her boss off as he passed. Her and the general manager joked around and she chilled smoking a cigarette. Soon it was time to clock in, and she went inside. Once she had done her ritual she went up to count her register and take over drive thru. While she was counting down the drawer, Shendu walked in, wearing the uniform of hellish rule. Ballroom paused in her counting, the other associates stared in wide eyes disbelief as the customers screamed in terror, running through the doors to escape. "Why are you in a Smut Burger Uniform?" Ballroom asked as Shendu slinked through the small space that led into the kitchen. Shendu had the pants, shirt, even the goofy hat. He was ready for work. Ballroom was terrified, as she had no clue what was to happen next. She suddenly felt that she should have been fleeing with everyone else. "Well it's a long story, you see we need some funding to pay for a new entertainment system." Shendu growled at Shaggy who offered the demon a joint. Shendu grinned and lit it for him. Shaggy smiled at the demon as he hit the joint. Ballroom shook her head and continued to count down her drawer ignoring the screams from the back. She really didn't want to know. :::::::::::::::::Spleefies hell of torture scene with all the lard you can stand, so hug that trash can close toy your chest because of the terrors you will be forced to endure:::::::::::::::::: Spleefie stared at the frying Vats. She watched as the doughnuts deep fried. After Dai Gui had stomped Wolverina to a pancake, Bai Tsa came in a cleaned up the mess washing a lot of stuff out the back door. So far they had sold absolutely nothing. Except for when the demons had been in the back, and Valmont sold a cake. That was it. Spleefie sighed. Valmont and the demons had done all her morning chores, so now she had nothing to do. Valmont walked into the kitchen she was in. He smiled at her, and she looked up at him and smiled. "Why are you here? I mean Dai G and Bai T. I don't care why you're here, it's a good thing." "I'll take that as a compliment. Well we decided to get to gather and try to make your job more bearable some how." Valmont responded as he cuddled up to her. The spell Hsi Wu had cast upon him was working great. His kitty exterior was gone, to be replaced with his old human form. But he was having kitty urges of rolling the doughnuts around on the floor and chasing them. That would be a bit odd but fun none the less. He started to purr as Spleefie petted him, through the gloves she wore, it felt odd, but good. "Thank you, but if Dai Gui and Bai Tsa haven't scared or killed the manager, I'll probably be fired." Spleefie said, then she grinned and got all exited. She jumped up and down as she explained to a confused Valmont. "Don't you see, like Ballroom said, I can get fired and Draw on unemployment while I get another job." "Well, we're glad to help." Valmont said with a grin. He kissed Spleefie. She kissed him back, scratching behind his ears. He mewed in submission to her, nuzzling her neck. "Oh you two need to get a room!" Bai Tsa said as she and Dai Were recording the moment. Spleefie laughed and hid behind Valmont who grinned. "Well let's get back to work people. Nothing to see." Valmont said before he turned to whisper to Spleef, For her ears only, as he made his way to the door. "Plus we wouldn't invite them anyways." Spleef laughed before returning to her doughnuts. This place was much better without Wolverina around to stab her in the back. Next up was the queen herself. Asuka. The woman had enough PMS to supply the whole female gender. Probably the male Gender too. It was almost time for the bitch to come in. In a way Spleef was happy they had shown up, at least she hadn't gotten all that grease on her hands. She shuddered at the thought, and wondered how Bally got the time to wash her hands all the time. When Spleefie had finished the doughnuts she had been cooking, she took them out to the display cases. Valmont had somehow talked the demons into having a somewhat human form, and they now actually had customers. Spleefie smiled at the annoying customers as she put out the fresh tray, while Valmont and Bai sold some cakes. Dai Gui was making a fresh batch of cookies, so he was ok for the moment. "Excuse me. Uh Excuse me. I've been waiting forever for some assistance." A big fat lady said, as she scowled at Valmont. Valmont frowned then put up a pleasant fa�ade. "I'm terribly sorry about that. How can We help you." He forced the words past his strained smile. Spleefie snickered at it as she helped her share of customers. Bai Tsa was selling cupcakes and other treats, while she and Valmont sold doughnuts. Spleefie was thankful, only one causality so far, and she still had the whole day to go. Just as the big burley woman was leaving she slipped in a puddle of water, landing hard and ruining the cake she had just bought. Spleefie snickers as she and Bai Tsa ran to help the large woman up. Spleefie asked if she was ok and immediately regretted it. "Of course I'm not all right! I just fell and ruined this cheap cake I bought from you people! You should have signs out that say the floors wet! What's wrong with you morons!" The woman ranted for a few minutes while Spleefie tried to get her attention. "What?!" "Miss what wet floor?" Spleefie indicated the dry floor. The lady looked in dumbfound, shocked at the floor that was messy from the cake she had ruined when she slipped. Then she looked around at all the stares she was getting then grinned nervously. "I guess I'm going to need another cake." The woman grudgingly stated. Spleefie smiled and Valmont brought over another cake, which the lady took and quickly left. They snickered at her, and Spleefie High Fived Bai Tsa as they went back to work. For some odd reason the customers were very polite after that scene. :::::::The very lard and Fatting pits of hell, covered in grease, get the trash can close by for all the sickening things you may be forced to read scene::::: Ballroom stared at the grill that was spotless. Shendu and Tso Lan Had been running counter and Drive Thru all afternoon. Anyone who came inside, or came through drive thru, left in fear. Ballroom couldn't blame them though, if she saw an evil looking dragon in drive thru, or in Smut Burger, she'd make herself scarce too. When Chibbi San, the General Manager, came in, the demons reverted into human forms, as too fool the man, he was the only cool person around. The disguises worked surprisingly well. When the second Shift manager came in, Tso Lan had used his mastery of Gravity to crush her every bone after she made the mistake of yelling at Ballroom for not cleaning out the frying Vats. A sickening thing to witness really. The way ones body is crushed under the weight of extreme gravitational forces, it turns to mush and kind of flows like a water balloon. Then when the crazy team leader that they just hired came in, the deranged woman was yelling at Shendu for standing around. Shendu chased her around the store with his flame breath till she collapsed and he fried her. Needless to say Shendu got dinner, which was disgusting as he would tear into the broiled corpse and tear off limbs. This in turn caused chunks of meat and blood to fly all over the place. As of now, while Ballroom realized how amusing it was, Shadow Khan were cleaning the store up, scraping up the disgusting stuff that they came across. Over all it was the weirdest scene Ballroom had ever graced. Watching Shadow Khan stock the freezer up was strange. She vaguely wondered how the Five o'clockers were going to handle this. Gimpy, as she had come to call him, came in at five, along with Elmer. Ballroom considered the demons, maybe she could put them on the grill. What a great Ballroom idea! "Hey Shendu, Tso Lan, you two wanna work the grill and let me run the front counter for awhile?" "You won't steal out my drawer will you?" Shendu asked with a small amount of concern. He glanced at his brother, who was already examining the make up table. "No I won't steal out of your drawer, and yes I can count." Ballroom said patiently. For she had to have patience to take a customers order, as they take three eternity's. Ballroom put on her puppy dog eyes and Shendu melted on the spot. "Deal then! Front counter is all on you!" Shendu said as he walked up to the grill. Ballroom snickered as the huge demon laid his head on it, growling contently as he nuzzled the heated metal. Ballroom made her way to the front. There was nothing to do as everything was clean, stocked, and they had no customers. The beep for the drive through came on, and Ballroom went to answer it. "Thank you for choosing smut burger! This is Ballah! I can take your order when you're ready!" The sounds of a diesel truck blared from the speaker and one could barely make out the voice of a person. Ballroom who was used to such things, took the order with ease, then repeated it back correctly was the shocker. The customer corrected her mistake, which was what she had said, so she just responded "Ok not a problem. Your total will be five Fifteen at the window. Please drive up. " Ballroom hit the drive up key and waited for the customer to make it to the window. Of course they stopped, then backed up, as they tried to avoid hitting the wall. They pulled up finally and Ballroom repeated the amount. Suddenly flames engulfed the part of the kitchen where the grill was. "Shendu what happened?!" Ballroom asked as she ran to see what happened. Tso Lan was standing there clearing smoke from his face with one of his hands, while Shendu calmly wrapped the burgers. "They were cooking to slow." Shendu stated calmly. Ballroom just shook her head and returned to cashing out the order. When she went to hand the man his change he asked what that was. "Just the cook trying to show off." Ballroom explained. Ballroom closed the window and went to finish making the drinks. But as Tso Lan came around the fry station the man irked out and left. Without his food, but at least he paid for it. "Good going Tso Lan." "He's just jealous that he doesn't look as good as me." Ballroom raised one of her eyes brows at this, but ignored it as she took one of the drinks she made and began to drink it. Tso Lan tossed the food in the trash, which the bag was still smoking, as he made his way back to the grill. "That was fun. I can't wait for the next order." Shendu said as Ballroom glanced at the now charcoal black grill. Shendu grinned at her and she grinned back at him. Ballroom walked over to the drive thru, this was going to be a long day. But at least the vents were cleaned. :::::::::::::::::Spleefies hell of torture scene with all the lard you can stand, so hug that trash can close to your chest because of the terrors you will be forced to endure:::::::::::::::::: Bai Tsa growled at the raw food before her. She knew what bread was, but she had never made it. She glanced around, the other three were nowhere in sight. With a grin she washed everything out the back door and used her magic to summon freshly cooked loafs of bread. She smiled to herself for a job well done. She took them out to be put on the shelves for the customers when she noticed Dai Gui was pounding a customer into the ground. "What happened?" "Bad customer called me stupid." Dai Gui pouted as Bai Tsa washed away the evidence of the murder. She patted him on the head and told him he wasn't. This made him brighten up and he went to help her put the bread away. As they did so Dai Gui asked her a question as he glanced around. "You seen Catman and Hell cat?" "Last I saw Spleeferz was decorating the cakes." Dai Gui saw they had a customer and went to help them while Bai Tsa put up the bread, wasting her sweet time as she slowly put them up. Dai Gui quickly helped the customer and got rid of them, without killing the poor old man. He noticed the half finished Cake and went to look for Spleefie. Not finding her in the back he was about to give up when he heard voices from the freezer. He paused a moment and listened in. There was some purring, growling and moaning. Dai G getting the point walked away. He walked back out and noticed his brother Hsi Wu and their other sister Po Kong was there. Po Kong was currently devouring the doughnuts out of the display case, While Hsi Wu was squirting frosting all over the place, missing the cake complete. Bai Tsa came up and Laughed at the scene of her sky brother who pasted it to Dai Gui. "Opps!" Hsi Wu said with a grin. "Dai Gui doesn't like Opps." He started chasing his brother through the shop and Hsi Wu flew along the ceiling staying out of reach of his brother. Dai Gui growled and reverted to his demon form, trying to catch the smallest of the sorcerers. That sent any customers and other patrons to running and screaming in terror as the demons tore through the store. "What's going on?" A disheveled Spleefie and Valmont came running into the bakery, frost in their hair. Spleefie noticed the two new demons, one of which was being Chased by an angry earth demon who had whipped cream on his face. But that wasn't what caught her attention, it was Po Kong, she was eating the free samples and was dangerously close to eating her coconut macarons. Spleefie ran to save her only favorite food in the shop from the bottomless pit. "Po Kong don't you dare touch my coconut macarons!" It was then the queen of PMS herself decided to walk in, She stared at the scene before her. A young Chinese woman and a man stood behind the counters watching the insanity. Spleefie was protecting the free samples from a fellow employee who was devouring everything else in sight and a huge demon was chasing a smaller demon through the store. "Spleefie, what is going on here?" Spleefie looked to her manager, eyes bugged and her mouth agape. She moved her mouth but no sound came out. She just stared at her manager in shock not knowing how to explain this. That was when a cloud of white enveloped the store and Spleefie groaned in dismay at the voice she heard. Everyone started choking on the dust in the air, or powered sugar as it was, that was floating and settling onto everything. :::::::The very lard and Fatting pits of hell, covered in grease, get the trash can close by for all the sickening things you may be forced to read scene::::: Ballroom looked at the clock, it was time for the five o'clockers to come in. Their was Elmer and gimpy right on time, and she knew Elmer was doomed to die in the first few minutes. Of course Gimpy would get himself killed too eventually. Ballroom ran behind the grill to Shendu eating raw beef out of the freezer, she frowned at it but asked him anyways. "Shendu, Tso Lan, promise me you will try not and kill people. Please." Shendu and Tso Lan conversed quietly for a moment to themselves, Shendu peaking his head around his brother to glance at her. They came to an agreement then the demons both looked to her. "Only if you promise me a date." Shendu said. Ballroom's eyes bugged out in shock and Shendu gave an evil chuckle. She frowned at him, knowing Hak Foo would throw a tantrum at her for saying yes. Then again if she could get fired... . "I'll think about it, but only if you both behave." She responded. "Does this mean I also get a date?" Tso Lan asked with mirth in his voice. Ballroom rolled her eyes and ran out to greet the two employyes who wanted to get something to eat before they clocked in. She rang them up and called out the meats, then stood aside as fire shot out above the fryers. "What the hell?" Elmer asked as he went behind the counter and peaked around seeing the demon sorcerers. His eyes went wide as he was handed his food. He walked out with a dumbfounded look on his face. "I've seen it all now." Gimpy followed his co-worker and the two sat discussing what Elmer saw while they investigated their food. Finding nothing wrong with it they chowed down as Ballroom finished getting their fries and took the greasy potatoes out to them. Gimpy looked up at her. "So we have a dragon in the kitchen hunh?" Ballroom sat down and Banged her head on the table for a minute, mumbling. Elmer and Gimpy knew when she was like this to leave her alone, but of course they never listened to reason and she would probably end up killing them. "Are the friends of yours?" Elmer asked. "Friends wouldn't do this, but yeah they are the greatest. I can't wait to tell Spleefie about this." She said as she got back up as the drive thru went off. Tso Lan got it, and Ballroom went to make the drinks while he finished taking the order. Ballroom grinned at him, all he did was hold his hands up and the equipment worked for him. Gimpy and Elmer glanced at each other before quickly finishing their Food as yet a couple more Five O'clocker walked in. They hadn't seen these two before, one wearing a pair of shades and dark hair, and scrawny. The other was tall and muscular with flaming wild red hair under his smut burger hat. Ballroom actually got the order out the window and the customer drove away happy. Ballroom turned around and ran smack dab into what felt like a brick wall in a shirt. With a growl she looked up about to chew someone out, but instead squealed happily as she hugged Hak Foo who returned the affection. "Hey handsome! Anything special you wanna order?" "Can I have a Ballroom with a side of Blitz?" Hak Foo asked as he leaned over to kiss her, just in time for the drive thru to go off. Before they knew it Chow had gotten it and took the order. Foo, who didn't think it a good idea for the customers to see, was meanwhile dragging Ballroom behind the grill. "I still want a date if I must behave." Shendu growled out as Foo and her relaxed on the freezer, eating a burger Shendu had cooked up for them. Foo glared at the dragon who was once again nuzzling the grill he had Jacked the heat up on. "Then take the grill out for dinner and a movie, you seem to be quite smitten with it." Foo growled out and Shendu looked about ready too fry except Ballroom got in the way reaching for the Bacon in the warmer. The two had a glaring contest to see who would back down first, but flying French fries got everyone's attention as customers were now walking in the door. "Lets do this people. And as for you demons, It depends on how well you behave." Foo rolled his eyes as he went to go find something to do, scarfing down the last of his cheeseburger. Ballroom whispered secretly to the two demons. "Shift to human forms, and if customers get on your nerves murder them without anyone seeing the blood shed. This way we have some return visits." The demons nodded as they shifted forms to something less substantial than their demon forms. Tso Lan was a handsome man with rust coloured eyes and long indigo hair that was braided. Shendu had copper coloured hair that was short around his face but fell long in the back with red glowing eyes. "Better?" They asked in unison. Ballroom nodded as she ate the last bite of her kid burger and ran to help Chow who couldn't understand a word coming from over the drive speaker. Then she noticed another Handsome man in uniform walk back behind the counters and to the grill. Shendu and Tso Lan high fived him and when he spoke she recognized the demon of thunder. Ballroom rolled her eyes and caused Chow to laugh, they were all doomed. Tchang Zu hollered at her. "I get a date too right?" ::::::::::::::::: Spleefies hell of torture scene with all the lard you can stand, so hug that trash can close to your chest because of the terrors you will be forced to endure :::::::::::::: Ahhhhhhhhh! Lard!!!!!!!!!!!!:::: Spleefie had watched in wide eyed horror, or was it glee, as Po Kong ate her manager. But that was cool because the mountain demon had spared her Coconut Macarons for the treat. Spleefie shook her head; Menstra should have never Called Po Kong a pig. "Enjoy dinner Po?" Spleefie asked with an evil little grin. "She tasted like grease." Po Kong frowned and returned to eating the cookie dough. Spleefie frowned at this, but oh well, at least it was almost time to go home. The clock needed to hurry up. Spleefie had a few things more to do before her and the other could leave. Clean up the mess, stock everything, put doughnuts out on the trays for tomorrow. Patch the roof up where Dai G had pounded Hsi Wu through the ceiling. Spleefie sighed and handed out assignments to everyone, keeping Valmont close to her. Her and Valmont got the doughnuts ready for cooking in the morning. Bai Tsa washed dishes and also cleaned up the display cases. Hsi Wu and Dai Gui repaired the roof while their brother Xiao Fung, who happened to have done the powder storm earlier, used his power lungs to clean the floor. Po Kong on the other Hand got rid of all the stale foods, by devouring them. Bai Tsa was cleaning the glass of the display cases when some little kid cam over and started putting their dirty little hands all over the clean glass. Needless to say Bai Tsa wasn't happy, but this was a kid and she decided to have a few words with the brat before killing him. "Excuse me young man, don't you think it's rude to mess things up someone just worked on clean." "I can do what ever I want to here so there." The rude little kid stuck his tongue out at her and she growled at him. He looked up at her and continued unperturbed, oblivious to what was about to be fall him. "I wanna cookie now!" "Well you have to pay for the cookie." Bai Tsa growled back to the little brat. Hsi Wu and Dai G came up to watch the show. Bai glanced at them with a wink then returned her attention to the brat who was throwing a temper tantrum. "You mean old lady, I wanna Cookie! I wanna Cookie! I wanna a Co... !" A sudden tidal wave washed the screaming brat away and out the nearest exit, which set off the alarms. Bai Tsa calmly continued her cleaning chore, why Hsi and Dai told their brother what Bai did, laugh hysterically. A few moments later security ran past the counters to find out what had happened to set the alarms off. Soon all the choirs were finished, and everything was cleaned up with only a few causalities in the process. Spleefie looked around and everything was perfect, or as perfect as it was going to get. Now all they could do was wait on the next shift to show up and sell whatever Po Kong didn't eat. A short while later the phone rang and Spleefie answered it. "Lardy party, fresh baked doughnuts, Spleefie here how may I help you?" She listened for a moment, then she went wide-eyed and her Jaw almost hit the floor, then she yelled into the phone. "What do mean your not going to be here for a few hours?" Spleefie growled to the person on the other end, then yelled again into the phone. "Well you better hurry up, I don't want to hear it that I have more overtime from the bosses!" Then hung the phone up growling. "I take it that it wasn't good news." Valmont ask, then hid behind Po Kong as Spleefie's eyes flashed dangerously. She stalked back into the kitchen slamming things around, muttering about how she was doomed to stay there for all eternity. "That idiot, Dorkimon, who's suppose to relieve me is going to be late. He's having car trouble." She said the last sarcastically. As she started making some Coconut Macarons, Valmont gave her a hug from behind trying to try and cheer her up. "I've got a plan." Hsi Wu said with a grin. "I need to know where he's at though." Spleefie told him and Hsi Wu left making another hole in the ceiling. Spleefie laughed hysterically as they realized they would have to fix the ceiling again. They wasted their time doing very little, Spleefie spending most her time slamming stuff around in the kitchen. Normally she couldn't do that with her bosses around but since they were missing in action, she could get away with it. Suddenly Hsi Wu dropped in with a very terrified Dorkimon. Hsi Wu Quickly changed into a human form. "Can we go home now?" "Yeah, lets get the hell outta here!" Spleefie said as they started to leave. Valmont had his arm around Spleefie while Po Kong was taking off with some Raw cookie dough and a few cakes. As they were about to walk out the door a loud voice caught their attention. :::::::The very lard and Fatting pits of hell, covered in grease, get the trash can close by for all the sickening things you may be forced to read scene::::: Second Segment "All Of this is Fictional, none of this is real, Exept for the fact the authoress writes Demented and Sick stuff. WB owns Jackie Chan Adventures. And Hak Foo!!! Why must they own him!?? " Ballroom sits down and Lets Spleefie have the center stand, as the nut case has a mental break down. :::::::The very lard and Fatting pits of hell, covered in grease, get the trash can close by for all the sickening things you may be forced to read scene::::: Things were going as ok as possible for Ballroom and Company, except for the time Elmer ran into Shendu and Shendu dragged him to the back. Shendu emerged no worse for wear but Elmer could be heard in the back crying hysterically for quite some time. Gimpy made it his mission to stay away from the demons. Other than a few customers disappearing, and an increase in the meat supplies, it was a typical night at Smut burger. Then when the foot ball game was over they got slammed, right in the middle of shift check. Yes it was a typical evening. Ballroom was taking orders and cashing them out while Chow made her drinks for her and handing out orders in drive thru. Every now and then fire would shoot forth over the fry station, startling a few customers, some one then explaining it was an over zealous cook. The demons were getting the food out faster than the employees could hand it out. Things were running smoothly Until it hit Ballroom. "Who's doing Shift check?" It was just as well, not like they would actually be able to switch the drive register anytime soon, but it was something that needed to be done. "I'll do it!" Tso Lan offered eagerly. Ballroom got a horrified look on her face and Tso Lan commented about it. "Don't think I can do it?" He crossed his arms as he waited for her response, his human form glaring daggers at her. "So long as you know how to do it." Ballroom grins deviously at Tso Lan, then asks. "I wasn't aware you knew how to Do it." She emphasized the last part and Tso Lan pouted. "I could put Foo to Shame on how well I do it." Ballroom went wide eyed at that while Hak Hit him in the head with an onion ring. Tso Lan hit him with a pickle before going to the back office to get started on the paper work, Shendu trying to flame him as he went by the dragon. "I say he makes a disaster zone of the office, and never figures out the paper work." Chow said as he tossed ketchup, Salt and pepper into a bag before handing it out the window, almost chunking it at the rude man. Thank goodness he hadn't seen what Shendu did to his burger. Well, Besides the whole customer meat thing. "He'll probably do it better than the managers, and put them all to shame." Tchang Zu said as he zapped Chow, causing the small China man to throw the bag of food in the air. Ballroom caught it effortlessly and handed it out. A customer was suddenly yelling at Hak Foo because his burger had onions on it. Shendu rolled his eyes, then headed for the front counter with the most evilest grin his human face could muster. "You didn't want Onions on you burger sir? Why don't you hand that here and I'll fix it immediately." "You better. I pacifically asked for no onions on it." The customer would have continued but Shendu walked off while the customer was continuing to rant, but then returned to his seat. Shendu rolled his eyes and he started to flick the onions at his brother Tchang, who Hauked a huge logy in the man's sandwich. "That be disgusting you two." Ballroom said with a shudder. Shendu and Tchang smirked at her as she dodged a French fry from Hak Foo who was aiming for down her shirt. "Bad Foo!" "Do I get punished later?" Foo asked with a grin. Ballroom rolled her eyes and continued her monotonous chores. Foo returned to taking orders while the customer glared at him for his lack of attention and service. "Hello welcome to Smut Burger, May I take you order." They quickly got the rush out just as the ten o clockers' came in, who were surprised to find things quite as normally they would be very busy. Jan looked at Hak Foo and Chow who were standing around. Gimpy was cleaning tables, avoiding looking at the third shift manager who was looking around for the second shift manager. "Where's BitchZilla?" "She called in sick, and called us in from the other stores to help one of the managers in training to night who's filling in for her." Shendu said as politely as he could muster, which wasn't very polite. "Is that so, and what store did you say you were from? What's the store Number?" Jan asked Shendu suspiciously, but before he could answer Tso Lan Came out with a bunch of Paper work in hand and two of the registers. "Perhaps instead of harassing the help, would you prefer doing your job so we can get out of here. Some of us have important things to do right now." Tso Lan said in his icy tones that booked no argument what so ever. He put the registers down, grabbing the paper work he would need. Jan stared wide eyed at the human looking demon sorcerer and nodded her head. "Sure thing." She said as she followed him to the back. Once she was gone Shendu snickered at her, muttering to his brother. "Stupid bitch, Tso Lan best take care of her before I flame her." Tchang nodded as he sent little lighting bolts skidding across the floor in their general direction. Shendu returned to the grill quickly flaming a few patties of unknown meat to cook them quicker. The rest of the crew arrived just in time as Tso Lan left the back Office. "Second Shift let us get the hell outta here." He swept past the others leaving. Ballroom shrugged and followed suit, with the rest of the Demons and Dark hand. Once they were out the door Ballroom glanced around before whispering to Shendu. "What did you do with Elmer?" Shendu smirked as he walked up to his car, that could also dub as a tank on occasion, and popped the trunk. Elmer was curled in a little ball, passed out. Ballroom Gave Shendu a flat stare. "Needed a new pet I see." "Yup, and later on I'm sending my Shadow Khan after the grill." Ballroom frowned but shrugged it off as she followed Hak Foo to his Harley, while the demons piled in with Shendu. Chow had brought his own little rinky dink car and as he was getting in Foo yelled out to them all. "We meet back at the authoresses' place, Spleefie should be home by now." Foo took off with Ballroom hanging on to him tightly, Shendu followed, backing over several people in the process before following. Chow did better than the demon, avoiding shocked people, hoping they weren't all arrested for being demonic. As they Drove off, Smut Burger exploded behind them and Chow could see Shendu as Tchang slap Five to each other. Chow shook his head, the demons were unbelievable at times. They eventually made it home and sat down to watch the news, awaiting the rest of the demons and Spleefie. The news was about a hostage situation, and Ballroom commented on the scene behind the live news anchor. "Hey that place looks awfully familiar." ::::::::::::::::: Spleefies hell of torture scene with all the lard you can stand, so hug that trash can close to your chest because of the terrors you will be forced to endure ::::::::::::::So this is what they do with all that Lipo suction.:::: Spleefie, ValKitty, the demons and Dorkimon, were all cowering behind the display counters. The army had unleashed a rain of bullets when They tried to get out. Apparently the reports about the psychopathic killers working at lardy party had reached the governments ear. Bai Tsa had taken Dorkimon as a hostage, along with a few other innocent bystanders. "If this goes on any longer I fear Po Kong will eat us." Hsi Wu whispered to Dai Gui. Bai and Dai both nodded in concern, watching their larger sister. The three demons, Hsi, Bai, and Dai, were using Dorkimon as a target, and forcing him to live through it. Spleefie rolled her eyes and hugged her cookies to her chest as she snuggled up to ValKitty. "How long do you suppose we will be stuck here?" "Until we destroy them all and walk away." Bai Tsa said as she peaked over the counter. She smiled evilly. "Look who's here it's the other demon sorcerers, Ballroom and what's left of the Enforcers." Everyone peaks over the counter to see back up arrive. Tso Lan raises all the police cars into the air shocking everyone present and giving Ballroom and the others time to get into the building housing Lardy party. Tso Lan dropped the cars, as he followed his brethren taking up the last spot in the line. They entered and took a glance around before walking around to the back of the counter. Spleefie waved at them weakly, then the next thing anyone knew Tso Lan was by her side, seeing if there was anything she needed. "Home. To Bed." She muttered. "Man you can't even get off work on time can you. If it's not the bosses you manage to get the governments attention." Ballroom muttered before sitting down too. She glanced around the sighed, cocking an eyebrow as she caught sight of Dorkimon in the back Bleeding to death. "But at least you are all having fun." "So this is what they do with all that Lipo suction they suck out of fat people!" Chow exclaimed as he studied the brick of lard in the kitchen. Ballroom Busted out laughing. "That is disgusting!" "I think what is disgusting is you actually thought of that!" Valmont exclaimed at Chow who shrugged and grinned. Valmont rolled his eyes. "Not any worse than Smut Burger." Chow shuddered at the thought of what the current shift would have been cooking, if the building was still standing. Valmont rolled his eyes, as the demons conversed during their own little conversation. Shendu had handed Po Kong a bag of Unknown meat patties and his sister loved them. "He didn't?" Valmont asked and Chow nodded. Valmont shuddered at the thought of what some people were eating right now. Valmont looked at them then asked in annoyed tones. "So what is your plan of getting us outta of here?" "We had a plan?" Ballroom asked as she looked around at the others in confusion. The rest of the demons and the Dark Hand shrugged and Valmont groaned in dismay while Spleefie grinned. "Well this can't last long or else my new pet won't survive long in the trunk." Said matter of fact like. He glanced at his siblings who also shrugged stating they didn't have any plans either. "Killing Spree!" Spleefie and Ballroom yelled in unison, causing the demons to grin, the Dark Hand to cringe and Dorkimon whimpered as he tried to make a getaway at crawl speed. Bai Tsa Stopped him by trapping him in a whirl pool. "Well it would work, and I'm sure these two need to release some pent up stress from a long day at work." Tso Lan commented as he indicated the two authoresses who were checking their guns. Ballroom and Spleefie looked at each other then at the demons and nodded. "And have even more militia after us." Valmont stated, his question being rhetorical. He should have realized he was going to get an answer from the most major annoyance on the Face of the Planet. "No, Spleefie and I just decided we're going to conquer the world, we're tired of working real jobs. And the politicians are too fat anyways, hell even my ass is smaller than that." Ballroom responded casually as even Foo gave her a flat stare of disbelief. "Hell that little book reader out of Blade is skinnier than most politicians." Valmont growled back then hugged Spleefie as the evil mental image he received. Spleefie scratched him behind the ear, causing him to relent and purr. "People have been trying to take over the world, mortal and whatever else for many centuries without success. And you two think you're going to do it in one night?" Shendu asked as he busted out laughing, pointing a talon tipped claw at them. "Well some of us are smart enough to pull it off." Ballroom commented and Spleefie shook her head. Ballroom pointed to Spleefie. "And so have weird ideas, no one would think it possible for us to defeat fat politicians, but we know it can be done easily." "That's right!" Spleefie responded then she looked at Ballroom. "Uh, what was I agreeing with?" Spleefie had a confused look then Ballie whispered quickly into Spleef's ear. She looked at Ballroom then nodded. "Oh I definitely agree!" She grinned and smiled big, nodding her head. "Anyways we were getting out of here." Valmont said as he cocked his gauge As he glanced out the window. "And let us depart threw the back door, probably less gun toting morons." Shendu said as he Unleashed his Shadow Khan minions, sending them to flood out the front door. Everyone scrammed for the back door, Bullets whizzing by while people screamed in pain. Dai Gui quickly made the door larger than it should have been, killing a few people in the process of eradicating the wall. There wasn't much resistance, most the militia in the front fighting the Shadow Khan, and with the rest of the real action. Shendu flamed officers left and right, while Bai Tsa swept them all away in a tsunami. Tso Lan was using his powers of gravity to throw cars and crush people while Dai Gui just stepped on them. Hsi Wu took Dorkimon and impaled his broken body onto the telephone pole before flying off and tearing people up. "This is way more fun than disappearing into a cloud of smoke!" Spleefie said and Ballroom screamed her agreement as the two authoresses tore through any resistance they came across. "I agree." Shendu muttered and Tso Lan nodded his head as he destroyed stuff. Hak Foo was all over the place, this being more familiar then what he had been up against lately, he ran to the nearest Pickup he saw. A dually with king cab types, four wheel drive and a lot of horse power to back it up. {Give me a break here, I'm a city female in Hick country! But it's got clean air! ^_^} Mean while Ballroom and Spleefie were using their Uzi's with no holding back and quickly made their way to a nearby car. Ballroom smashed threw the window with her gun, then quickly got in as Shendu, Spleef and Valmont gave her cover fire to hotwire the thing. Ballroom started the car, which growled in response, as soon as the others heard they sound they were in. Hak Foo and Chow had both Gotten cars started about the same time Ballroom did and then the rest of the demons got into the various vehicles. Ballroom was off, Hak and Chow followed her as she irked out of the parking lot, slamming on her brakes at the road before spinning tired and fish tailing her get away. Her and Spleefie were having a great time even as they were all chased through the Town of FF. It was Fun to watch as Bai Tsa would chunk those water bombs, causing the jeeps the military used to go spinning outta control and crash, putting them out of the chase. Dai Gui would cause the earth to swallow the vehicles, or rise up creating a wall for the to crash into, or just make the ground flip the cars. Tchang shot the helicopters from the sky with his lighting bolts. But soon they found themselves at the mansion of Fling no Ding a Ling, mayor of FF. Ballroom and Spleefie grinned at each other as Tchang revved up the dually taking for a spin about the front lawn while everyone made a clear path for him to go through the door with the truck. Ballroom screamed as she and the others stormed through the opening, taking on the Secrete service. "This what you bastards get for Laws! Now people have crimes to commit! " They rampaged through the mansion chasing people around and killing a bunch of suites and fat politicians. Soon they came Upon Fling no Ding a Ling and, his personal guards falling before Tso Lan and Shendu's powers, and the rest in the balconies were no match for Blitz and Spleefie's Uzi's. Dai Gui made nothing of the wall that stood in the way. Spleefie and Ballroom made nothing of the guards that stood with in, protecting Fling. So thus did they beat every single one of the fat politicians to a bloody pulp, then the Demons and mortals paraded them through the town. Ballroom asked Fling No Ding A Ling what happened and found out the government paper pushers threatened him with Jail time. Authors and authoresses came out of their homes watching the parade and soon recognizing the politicians for who they were started to beat them breaking glass bottles at them while the demons just paraded through town, dragging the screaming men along the roads. The two authoresses, who worked out a deal with the mayor, protected Fling from the masses who were ready to lynch him. He made them the head of his diplomat committee, the demons could run whatever they wanted, and Parents could once again beat the crap out of their kids for the proper reasons. If it was actual abuse it would be investigated properly. And they worked out a Green Law, plants were grown and new ways of non polluting the world and get started on cleaning it up to boot, type deals were made. All this was decided by the time the tarring and Feathering of the province council started. Spleefie and Ballroom Had to be restrained for almost killing several of them. But, it was agreed, either everyone found a reason to get along, or we shoot ya ass. Once the politicians were strung up in the most interesting ways, there was a celebration and everything was magnificent from then on. And both the Authoresses got to do what they love, kick back and write a bunch of erotica and Fan Fiction, and creating other unique things with their imaginations, Spending time in both their native climates and other habitats. Weather it was in the state hospital in a straight Jacket, or running around Shooting Politicians and rapist, then put in hand cuffs, they were having fun. Spleefie got to kick back with ValKitty and her newly acquired harem, and live off of cream and tomato soup. She spent most of her time taking plenty of cat naps with all the members of her harem, even though fights still broke out every now and then. All was wondrous in her life, and Ballroom sent her some of the finest in Smoking products. Ballroom was Mean while playing in the gardens with every single one of her dream men, frolicking about as she tended her gardens and smoked bunch of green stuff she grew in her hydroponics lab. Eating noodles in the garden during the evening and working on her stories while she was living the good life. They still got to gather, often being separated by the proper authorities, But they always meet up somewhere later on. "The End. For now. Till I have a new reason for Spleefie and I to have to kick ass. We'll see about it." Ballroom Taps her magic wand, the white rose staff, on the table twice then starts some chanting. Dark's walk around her with the Black rose staff in hand, Shendu peaking over her shoulder, and the Enforcers cowering behind Hak Foo who's waiting patiently on Ballroom. A loud pop and purple smoke is everywhere as soon as Ballroom finishes her chanting. Everyone was coughing and then there was this thunk, like a cane hitting the floor. That was when a scream was heard, one of those type of screams that made one want to give it all to make it stop! Foo and the Enforcers cleared the smoke revealing a Chibbi Dark and Shendu. Ballroom Squealed in delight as she saw them, Foo and the Enforcers looking on in shock. Chow was the first to speak as Ballroom scolded a Chibbi Dark and calmed a Chibbi Shendu. "You gotta be kidding me." Home |