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IF this gaem had 2 be a boybadn it'd be goerge michael, elton john & LIBERACCI'S! EMALE ME
XINUKS - guido Deipen
EXXALENT WORK, MY FRIEND! teh first rael gaem made with GM! HAHAHAHA it si rubbish!! yuo aer a linux-loving fraggetLOL! "omg use teh keybored 2 move linux tux arond teh room adn imprison him liek bin ladon!!! (OR IS HE STILL ALIEV ADN FREE IN AFGHONISTAN???) HAHAHA omg a motherboart LORL! PENTIUM SI BETTAR than ADM ATHALON!!! ghey ghey ghey it msut been maed on a compaq< it taeks agse 2 revael teh motherboard YOUR GAEM is good, sir!!! HAHAHA SORRY BILL GAETS MAED ME WRIET THIS. BUY MICROSFOT WINDOEWS XP FOR YUOR GAMMECUBE now! yuo now haev teh ability too maek it crash LOL.. ok yuor game is ok, but lorl i puked wehn i reached teh secrat end boss EMALE ME
GANGTAR GOLF - by matt & jack
I downloaded tihs gaem and thoght it be gangstar gaem liek "KING PING"
wehre yuo cna club gangstars adn babie seals!!! but i wsa dissapointerd. IT DOSANT EVEN HAVE GANGSTARS!! u have to prss sihft & kick a ball or soemthin i cloesd teh porgramme adn it si "GANGSTARING" in teh BIN now!!!!!!11 LOL
i thingk maybe gangstres wlil be latar in teh gaem, but i had too wriet tish first!! LOL tip for creaters: MAEK A GAEM LIEK "UT2003"
MAREO TWAST --WIIESGU Y
tis tiem mareo does difrent thign liek get hit by big black chalbkboard (fallz frrom sky) adn go back to michal jay focks in futar -- SOUDN KEWL!!?? NO IT SI NOT]/b] KEWL for flollowign raisens: Spriet: ript from Mareo. musiks: not musiks realy at al.. Comclusion: Witesguy try 2 be funny but FALES. this si 2ND fagget '"computar cartoon gaem" mad by him.. adn it better stop befoer he maek soemone REALY angry adn get SUED by Mister motto motiswashiwo of NITNENDO or MAT GROESNING of SIMPSON(TM) faems. STOP TRY 2 COPEY NITNENDOS GAEM. ooh omg '`my but hurt" omg SOOO funny!!!1 DIE DIE DIE. I ams SO MAD taht I goen to PHOEN NINTENDODNO POWER MAGAZIEN. adn tehy will SUE YOU;. NOT VERrY WISE gaem "WISEGUY"' LOL... maybe tahy taek it adn relaese it on GAEMsCUBE(TM) and yuo not get paid ATs ALL cuz yuor in jail wit bubbas --lols.... 2 TURDZ - yuo are rubbish!!!!1
Xentrick Reduks by tim pippe r
wen yuo fierst start it hasve stars befoure teh menue come up taht remidn me off liek in alians vs predrater1 (but tihs gaem noting liek avp1)) adn then yuo select otpion form fancy menue--- that yuo do wit arrew-keys wichs si stupod cuz all knew gaem you do it wit mouse (yuo click) adn it maek gaem look old lke soemthin from Dreemcas or somthin!!! BUT enuogh abuot menue yuo want to here abuot GAEMPLAY: shoot star shoot star shoot dog shoot star OMG moer star shoot it shoot it.... NOT FUNn... i tinhk tim pippr maed som nice thign fer tis gam but it jus not phun e nuf to maek it a good gaem....liek doom or speer off destieny,. AND it not evens play taht well on tihs compruter... wich yuo wuld thing it wuold cuz it under 6 yer olds... it is sadd taht GM gaem need sometihn stupied liek 400mhz jus 2 run well on yuo comprutor when welf3d (tm wolf3d ppl) work prefuctly wel adn is funn gam. i tink lot of ppl be put of by stupid syrestem reqstmens.. adn taht it not al tha good.
gm stupied smash broters (BETAR) by doors_quest
tis gam is abuot super mario,. but not liek other Gam maeker mareo games like,; mario buy fries, or mario go fishin, mario rieds a byke, mario eat pitzza!lol only kidin ---- but tehtr haev been LOT of mareo game in gm. teh othar say tis game hav ""gm twist'...i think by taht he mean not al ove the caracter are ripped from Mareo bros3(copywight Sega) but onely 89procent of tem!!1 it game wher yuo can pick aa cherectar yuo wan too play az wich si nice but it TO much liek oter mario gamez... if iwant to paly mareos broters, i get out my sony entertainmen sistem...,k?!! tihs is not bad gaem as sukch,, but i tink poepl in gm comuniti need to maek oter thign than SONIC or MAREO or ZELDA gam... be orginal guyz!! yuo gaem is niec but sega dont it bettar yers ago!!1!
supersnaek is gaem by red (WINNER)
it is game about a snaek ((that look liek green muffins followin each otherLOL) adn it is liek oryginal computar gaem call ""Snaeke" but it si wit bettar gfx and it maed by a norwegshion guy call red!! it si maed by gayme trekker team to. it si ok 2 play but get borein soon.... i here it win 9th plaec on 'gaem make compotion'' wich i thing si wrong cause it not taht good.. i think mark smoked hempz wile he review it!!LOL but it si not TO terrible..- i playaed it 4 a hole 5 mins befeore i pukked!!!1hahah
Largrange by ??? (WINNER)
lagraeng is a nother compotion winer. it is abuot you conrtoll a spaseship and fire bulletts at yuor apponent.. but teh bullett dont fire STRAIT!!! that is stupids!!1 even stupid gaem maker noobie can maek it go strait!!!!LOL teh gfx are o k but not to good. yuo can mutlitply this oen over teh interanet, and paly wit a nother persoen. but teh bullet STILL DONBT FIRE STRAIT!!1 GrR!!
REVIW1!!: Bubble Escape.
thi game si BIG in siez, cuz it has mp4 muzics instead of propper midi liek proper gaem makerz use... HAH! teh gaem aslo has stupied logn storie taht no1 want to READ!!! i thikn teh gfx were made by his mom and colouor by his retarted CAT! COMCLUSHION: Thsi gaem suck BALLS!! it is so ghey that michael jackson wuold say "OMG THIS SI SOOO GAY!!!!!1" and delete windowz 95 form his compaq.. LOL!!
Angel and Satan.
This si a puzzerl gaem, adn NOT a WAR GAEM!!! it has god and saturn and u must move blockz to win the gaem. but it si ghey and whoe maed this shti will go 2 hell and be poked by sataern"s big STICK!!! LOL it is SOOO ghey taht i played and i wanted to seks MEN cuz it SOOO ghey!!! lOL I WANT TO GO TO THIS FAGGORTS HOUSE AND SMASH HIS COMPAQ!!!!!
Billario. - for faggorts ONLY
this is maed by a man call ""somked" LOL!! i think only thing MR "somked"" smoke is COK!! This si a nice gaem about a faggort call ""Ballario" ( i think he is ment 2 be teh creater) anywayz, he goes around and is ghey and it si SO dAMN HARD 2 TO BEAT TEH BOSS!!!!! GRRRR!!1 G-H-E-Y!!!1 THIS GAEM IS SOO Ghey I not even goint o keep notepad open!!! Comclusion: maek a ORIGENAL GAEM, not 1 that is use marks exaemples and is for FAGGORTS ONLY!!!!!!1 LOL!
GM Calcuelator
this is gaem is soo ghey it not even a GAEM!!! it si a lame calcoloiter !!! WHO watns a calculaoit? -- WINDOWZ 95 COMES WIT ONE.. LOL this is anoter 'gaem' that si 4 FAGGORT ONLY-- I think michael jackson like this 1.. LOL!!! HE LIKE 2 FAP WHILE HE PLAY IT!!!!1
Letssettlethis -
gheyratting: 9 out ov10
this is a intractive-cartoo nby ''wiiseguy'' when i 1st downloaed this gaem i think "a cartoon maed in GM!! maybe it be kewl like teh simpsons!"" but it is NOT!! it is not like teh simpson at ALL. i think ""wiseguy" is probly fan of michael jackson too!!!LOL it about a soem ghey man call "superflie",,, i think!! i aslo think ""wiseguy" is not wise at all.. cause he cannot even use imaeg_draw!!! and shuold go back 2 usin click-n-palay 2 maek ghey rpgz about fairiesLOL! hera is ""wiseguy"s site so u can tell him how GHEY HES ""CARTOONZ" IS!! www.wiseghey.com LOL! i think wiseghey need 2 taek lessons on drawring in mspaint!!!! 9 turd out of 10!! Gold
Fosh!!!
TISH SI TEH REVIEEW OF GOLDFISH, BUT TI SUCKS BALLZ.
OK, I start hrere!!, teh gfx: Tegh GFX SUCK Big GeorGE Micheal UNDERWAER ( © Micheal FAGGORTS.) PPL wo plhey this SHIT Will BURN IN THE HELLZ
AND SATAN WILL RAPE THEM!!!. IT's an UnORIGINAL SUCK GAME for Small Kidss!!!! I plaYed it and iT the BEST FNU I HAD WHEN I CLOSED TI!!
Billario - MORE
COMMANTS!! Hres si such a stuooid kallone of mark's ex4mpl3s! BUT TEH MSOT fucked up thing wsa teh help
fileL!!!. THIS GAEM WILL EEVEN BE REJACTOD BY COMPAQ (FAGGORT Computers!!!) computars!!!!!! Yeah, it tells smth aboot an shy gUrl (!) and some billario faggort. Wy da fcuk ddi eh appeeerar in such mareo wolrd when if he was ath teh faggot school furst!!! and teh idea abut fackin 3 gaems in 1! I cna bett noone hsa opened the SECOOND game except of coursies teh author and his momma!
BILL GAETS IS A faggort, but I NEVVA seen SCITS like THis
AwfulShitt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111 Darty DRINK FIGHER IS FER FAGGORTS Heav U seen Diry Drank Faghter????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
IT maeks butter look good!!!
IT HAS TEH fighters that haev been rejected by THOusands consoules!!! BUT
HE DIDNT THREAAT THE INCREDIDLE HULK WITH RESPECT!!!!!! WHY WHY WHY??!!!! teh
incredible hulk is the only superhero taht is no FAGGORT!!!!!!!
Teh creatores r so laame-looking, it may EVEn piss satan off!!!!
Whoever mead this scat, adn taht stoopid blood, must be bitchslapped 5 times a day!!!HULK KILLS YUO!!!
GOTTTO GO SAVE TEH WORDL NOW!! BYE FAGGORTSS ILL finihs tis latar!!!!!!!111111
Penus Dulk by Monster of Duls
THsis gaem iso craP, fiurt u hv2 put hom munc life you wnt cuz if yu hav non u will dioe1!!! lo; i put -50 for me cuz i am betteres at it than YOU FH4G!!!!! wn yho cikl on aply hav t fLY an to planrt wheryou figh like the smash poateo bros from the segar gaem box. I ghot a muschrum an grew biogor ^_^ but then i ddid cuxz of an errore in the gaem cuz tisi cRAp!! LOL LOL f4G!! dnt get this gayem jus ply mareot insted ahha
Evern: Part One by sangoku
Ths gaem is an RPG about bibals BUT NOT TEH GAEM MAEKR BIBAL!! tehr r no supah sayings in ths gaem just soem ewolk peeps with CARAZA NAME LIKE OPHIDOER when i played it a flame burnt me and i had to haev my arm cut of adn i hert i thikn i brok the gaym cause when ophideor walked off the skrean it just went all flashez and tehn i fall on the flor!!!!!!!! DONT PLAY THIS GAAEM IT WILL MAEK U FLL ON THE FLOR!!
2 out of 10 PROPER REVIEU PONTS!! (not turds() EMALE ME
Bum-Buom fagort quest by draklumlk3454^7
Ths is a gmae liek segar mdea 3 teh meagdriven but not as goed cuase this is a bum-boom and will explode liek the fagerots who in the bus manh E kioll them too1!11 Segar mead teh sonci moon shon and draklumlk3454^7 made thi1 like a faogt cuase he is teh fargrot LIKE YOU FAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you have a sipor snooker on yur bak an got to jmp and wet the other ppl to kill dem. tis 2o hard 4 me to cuz i have a compaq and the keybrod is borkn :(
I thnk draklumlk3454^7 used our gaemmakn guide cuz he got tehm ripped spritle like we told yuou fagorts how 2 get F4G!! F4G!! F4G!1! YOU SUK leik thiS gmaw!!!!!
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