STAER TREK: TGN *new episod* script (SECRET)
by geoge lucas or whoevvr creatd starre trek


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GERGI LAFORD ENTARS Teh BRIEGD
HELLO GEROGI, says picaerd
GERGI 2 PINKARD:; "'HELLO CAPTAEIN FAGGE..PINKHARD *AUDOIENCE LAUGHZ*
PICEARD: "GEORIG??? wut si wrong with yuor VISORE?????"
GERGI 2 PINKAR,d "WHAT"
LEWKS LIEK A TURD SI GRWONG ON IT??? OH WAIT IT SI YUOR FACE, LORL *audience
boos cuz of rasicsms* GERGI 2 PINKAR,d "DOOODD, MYEYES WOERKD NOW....."
keke

OUTSIED SHOT OF ENTARPRIZ: litnant comrader Datan is on rooff
:(lorl HE si masterbaeting 2 warpenginges):

INSIED VIEW OF ENTARPRIZ:
*martin lutherer kink entears bridge*
WORT: "SUP BRO!!?"
Maretin "SUP UNCA PHIL?!??"
MATERIN LUTHEAR KING: "SUP??"
WORT: "lorl ur no real nigga brotha!"
MARETIN: "FUCK U NOOB"
MARETIN 2 pinkahrd: "TEHRE BE ANY FIEN BLACK BOOTAY ON TIHS SHIP?!!??"

OUTSIED SHOT OF ENTARPRIZ: linat data on roof, still masterbatin to
warpengines

INSIED VIEW OF ENTARPRIZ:
PICAERD: 'lorl try georbie, he has fien ass!"
PINKHARD "'" WHAT THE FUCK ????? STAEY FRM MY BOOTAY, NIGGA"" (audieance boos cuz raecisms)
:(yeh):
PINKEARD: "YALL DUNNO ME YALL DUNT NO ME"
CARLTON (from frehs prince): "sup, im kewl."
PINKHARD "'WHY AER TEHRE ARE BLACKMEN ON MY BRIDGe!!!
:(audeince boos cuz raecims(:

WESLEY: "CAPTIN I DETEACTED STRANGE PLANET, ADN THEY ARE HAILING TEH
ENTARPRIZe"
PICKEARD: "ooo shut up westly!!!!1"
* wort an maertin are mad so pull uot teh lightsarbe *
:(Editd: waeit shit wrogn movie):
:(lOrl?? dude I haer george's lawyerz commin allready):

PINKHAERD: "i beaet YOUR asses l8, first do this ............"
PINKHEARd "ON SCREAENS MISTr....whoever the fuck yuo are..fukn neewb"
CREATURES ONSCREAN: "LORL U R A BALD FAG< TALLY HO"
Pinkarts:: "WTF? DOOD U GOT HAIR LIEK sHOEBACCKA!!!!! " *CREW LOLS*

LUCISst: "I AMs LUCITUS Of STAR BORG.. YUO WILL BE SUEDIATED!!!!""""""
GENE RODDENBARRY:" LUCAS UR A NOOB"

*robotcorp entars bridge*

ROBOTCROP: "I SENSE...>TRUOBLE"
ROBOTCROP: "UR COMIN WIT ME--" ((DATA STICK METAL UP HIM!!!")) *aduience fap*
PICKHEARD "oh no anothar android, we want ANDREROID BATTLE, TRANSPORT DATA TO BRIDGE*
:(lorl data is still naekid):


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Doood,,,m

PINKCHEAD: "LORL GREAT FIGHT, IS IT NOT, WELSEY??"


.::l33t-convesatin::.
-wear halt-way thru riegten teh BEST TREKT MOVei EVERs!!!
*DOOd yeh
-pittay it is released or we cuoldve said it wuz leaekd script^^__6
*ITall BE WURTH $40005005000000
-lorl ya
-PLZ READ HOT MENEMSIS SCRIPT)(REAL)(WrITE BY GEOEG LUCIS)
*HAhahahr LORL ur kewl,okkkk
-lets wrieght sum moer shall we mistar/?
*yeh

*INSIDE BRIGDE*
K SO PINKHEARD SITS THERE miDNINg his own busuniness

-w8 doodd,.... womins liek riekar 2

and susudenlyy........ he sees rikear 2
triey is on his bck
WUT U DOING?? asks pickeard to troiy
TRIs:: "RIEKAR HAS HUMP ON TEH BACK SO Is A HUMPEN IT!!"
PICHEARD: IT "IS AGAINST STARREFLEET REUGGLATIONS!!"
TRIES "Ill SUCK U"...
PICHEAED "Ok.... NEW RUEL: IT SI ALLOEWED!!!"

-meanwhile on the millinum faclon-
HANDSOLO "HELLO I HAEV A WOOKIE"
SHOESBACCA: "LET LOOKIE AT UR WOOKIE GROWL GRRR "
SHOWBACCA:
*aduence boos due to beastialiaty*
yonda entar on clowd: "FAPPIGN , OF TEH FORK IT SI NOT...faggorty, u r"
pickead: "WUT???"
yonda:; "Wtf tehy sad id be teh only bald mann,.........."
GEORGE LUCSI: "LORL I LIED, STUPED MUPPET"
jim hesnon: "i want my monnneys back!!"
pinkead "waht the fuck dood......ur dead./.....???"
WESLEY: "CAPTIN..............."
DATAN ""Ser it aepears to be a a puppit....."
pinkead: "what"


WESLEY: "a STRAENGE OBJECTS APPEARSE ON RADER... IT APEPARS 2 BE A TIME
TRAVELING TRAIN"
"datan: "intruiging..."
picnerad "' maeyb it ur dEAD dad...lol"
geordi: "...or it cud be michlar jackson fox"
pinead "'i cutted him inta 2 peases so he wuz dead....so i culd shag ur mom..lol!"
wesley: :'"'(
pinkead "ungeaerfull lil fuck,...i giv yuo head aftar i fuckt ur momm!!"
welsey: "lol"
pinkead "ur dad wuz bettr tho��""
welsey: "y r u being so rood??"
*riekar entrs teh brige
wesley: "WB!!"
pinkead "comtanted riekar u hav commond of teh briged...dady want sum sukin!"
wort: "LOL"
pikead ecsit teh brig
pinkead trns b4 leavin 2 wort .."fuck u, ballhead"
wort: ">:((( stuped bald man"
wort: "n00b"
wesley: "cmmrd riaker......... time traveler train si hailing us"
riekar "yeh but he giv good head!!"
(***DOC BROWN ENTEARS THE BRIDGE***
*Wort
doct broewn ""westley...we gots 2 go back 2 2305!!!!!!""
Piceard: ~~~thx noob~~~~ <--mystary cloud
wistle: "k.."
wistle: "wut si happening in that yaer.>>"??"
WISTLEAR : "IS SIT ABOUT UOR CHILDREAN?"
doct "ur dad fuckt a whoer ----ur mom1!!!"
doct "an now we mus go bck2 cut his cok off so yuo donit exist u anneoying litle shit"
westlye: "btu it means i never get born??"
westlye: :(((
WOrt: "lol"
michlar jaskcon fox: "doc cum back u need to find cure 2 parkensons, remmambar?"
wort ""kewl dood they cured it so u don havev alesimmers distese now....?!"
doct: "lorl.. NO.. stfu"
wort "soz dood...."
doct: "LORL URE FACE IS FORKED UP MAN"
doct: "u got rinkles all OVAER UR FACE"
wort "yeh got em on my cock 2......wannaa c???!?"
doct: "suer..??"
westle: "CAN I C 2??"
wort: "dood uve seen it b4"
westle: "can i c again..?"
wort: "k but not 4 free tis tiem"
westle: "k.. how much u watn?? :("
westle: "5 dorrar/"
Datan "sir, it is worteh it. i want be humaen or kligon so i cn haev one lkiek it
wort: "k...but no touchy"
doct: "wtf SI THAT????"
doct: "ure one sick ALIAN BASTARED"
wort: "oh shit fogot 2 taek off teh spaec trout
doct: "oooo bettar
wort: "teh trout si cookd now! wan;t som??"
doct: "I GTG AND WESTLY MUST CUM WITH ME NOW"
doct: "keep ure trout till i cum back"
wort "k maek sur he dont com back tho"
doct: "lorl i will!"
doct: "*kiss*"
wort "keke"
**PICKEAR ENTERS BRIDGE*

PICKEHD: i tough i shots u, doc??
doct "yeh but i had metal plaet"
PICKEHD: "ooo yus like in the movie"
wort: lol
*dorcbrown , westly go back in train and fly to year *2305* TO BE CONTUNIED *MAYBE!*
wort 2 crew "let hope a timetravil anonamalie happens on the way..olol"
PICKEHAD: "lorl mayb!"
wort " dood stfu were still not kewl, remeamber?"
Pikchead: "ooh yeah.. stupid ball head.. ugh ADMNIT URE UGLY"


troiy: "captin i sense graet loss 4yuo... yuo lost son??"
wort "sup troiey i was jus showen off teh dong"
troiey "yeah its pritty^__^"
riekar: "wort,....... WTF???!??"
wort: "wut???"
wort: "it si part of MY BODDEY"
riekar: "no dood howcum troiey nos about it???????"
wort: "mabe she peek around cornar??"
riekar: "..."
PICKHEAR: 'I NOTICIECED A SUDDEDN CHAENG IN REALITY."
riekar: "dood ur gettin old...prbly jus going senials"
PICKHEAR: 'I belief doct and weslty accomplishaed there missoion by cutting off westly's fathers cock"
wort: "riekr... lol"
data "sir i thikn i speeks for all of us wehn i say ' who givea fuck' as long as the littly dickwit dsnt com back'2?
wort: "lern 2 speeak, fag"
data "thx for the advise lietaent"
wort "yes ser.... yuo haev sucesfull used teh 'michael jaxson manevur' in maekin ur skin whiet"

pickhead: "wort.. we still brothas, aiiight??"
pickhead: "sorrey for callin u ugly... ure not that uGley"
pickhead: "yuor just... normal uglY"
wort grwls
PKCHEAD: "NO WORTF! DONT"
wort: "the other klingons alwaeys maed funs of me"

*datan uses lcars to accessss www.l33tboys.cjb.net oninttarnet in meanwhiel*

Pickheard: "lorl.. mabye cuz yuo got a forked up face"
troiey: "Sir, it seems to be a message from the 'goutse man'"
"pickead: onscreean"
wort: "noooooo!"
gerodie: "noooo"
pikead "what is taht man doing wiv his anis?!????"
datan "Ser peraeps it is a blackhoel????"
goatser: "DEAER CHILDRINS IN NEED I HAEV HUEG AIRSOLE PLZ SEDN MONEY FOR OEPRATIONS K THX""'
lorl!
datan: "it si non-violent, ser"
pikead "beam him aboard minstar da..err o'brain....well.....MAEK IT SO FAG
datan "ser teh faggit has beeamd abroad"

*goatsman enters t .. teh bridige*
troiey wispars to pikaed "ser it si HUEG..."
-lorl

datan: "it indeeds is, commanders troiy"
riekar"k enuff abuot my dong troiey"
pikead "shut the fuk up cmmdanr riekarr.. yuo infaecthave a tiny penisc"
Datan "sers i do not have a penis,, i wish i wus human so i could haev one tho"
*datan goes off the ship DUE TO SUDDEN PLOTHOLE*
*crew start laughin*
saey all2gethar "Boy taht data is a fag!"


geordie ask: wut happen 2 westler????
rikear "what"
geordie ask: u dunno westly??
pikhead "oh hes dead now"
geordie ask: 'k shouldant we keep cerenmoeni??"
Troiey: "NO."
Worl: "NO."
pikhead "nah WWFWF klingon wrestlens on "
Worl: "only bald fags watch that crap"
riekar "fuck you fag, stoen cold k'dff wuld kiss ur ass"
pikead "err... yuo mean 'kick'????..."
wort: 'stfu noob bb4 i k-b yu!
screen saie: "wort has been kickd frm #bridg.entarprize.com"
Wof: "no :("
"
gerdi "doodz, im goin 4 sum holodek axion..l8r"

* wort joined #brid.enterprize.cum
wort: "sroey"
pikead rollez eyes
riekrs: "dood.. pickerd... chill..."
unknown redshert entrs
"doods i maed a kewl holodek prog want2 try it go to www.bill.deck43.cum"
pikead "SHIT"
evry1 swayz left
evry1 swayz rigeht
*redsshirt gets killesd by astarroid* :(((
troiey "ser he was laem..heh"
troiey "i onnly did him onece tho so"
riekr: "lorL.. yuo sly bitch"
unkown redsherd ents...
"VIEW HOT KLING ON ON RUMUILAEN PORN GO HERE OMG HOT HOT IVDEOS"
anothr redshrt enter:
"doods.. i cant figaer out how 2 maek the coloer red in holodeck.."
picaed "RTFM!!"
*Wort getss out HIS BALLTLETH*
redshert..: "plz help"
redshert..: "plz help"
redshert..: "whiserps 2 pichead.. "Hello"
redshert..: "plzhelp
redshert waz killd by wort from brdge.entarprize.cum (FAggortyry(33))
pickhead: "thx wort"
pickhead: "ur kewl after all!!!1"
pickhead: "ur stil kinnda ugly tho"
wort: "thx dood... caen i be a permeinant modriated now???!
pickhead: "lol suer"
wort "thx dood ....cuz im aleywys on teh brieg and im helpfull"
pickhead: "yuo can moderate the bridg"


aneother redshert entars
"dood waht pins mean on ur colar??!????"
Troiey: "hello.."
"some1 giev 4 buttonz plz"
Troiey: "lorl t cna maek yuo talk 2 ppl"
Troiey: "tap it!!!!1"
redshirt: "hay ur a grl? pix plz"
Troiey: "yeh..:) a/s/l??"
redshrt: "n e hawt grls shuot 33333"
Troiey: "hey ure cute"
redshirt: "thx u gots big b00biz^__^"
Troiey: "thx *blusushess*""
redshir: "wan2 cyba in hodrlodek???/"
Troiey: "k.. sure.. i loev u!"
redshitr: "k im goin now so ill w8 4 u....l8r!"
Troiey: "cant WIAT!!"
redshir: redshert turns "what"

* triey has joines #hollerdack
redshert "k....l8r"
redshert "hay sup ^__^"
pikeard joines #hollerdeck
Troiey: "heyy sweetiepie how r u"
Troiey: >:((
pikead "sup, wan sum 3-way...lol"
Troiey: mind ure own business
Troiey: no! perv!!11
pikead "dood im haxr so shutups"
troeey: :((
pikead "ill haxor teh holeydek"
troeey: no,,plz
pikead "maeyb ill use teh no cloeths cheat >:)"
troeey: i nedprivacy, k
troeey: NOOOOO
troeey: :(((
pikead "dood tihs si borin......BYE BYE BYE FUCK U BYE BYE BYE"
pikead left #hollerdack
troeey: "wut a asswhol"
redshert "yeh lol"
redshert "so..........im kiss ur ear"
troeey: "he si ma captin *rollseyes*"
redshert "waht a fagit!"
redshert "hey.....u liek musiks???"
troeey: "ok.......me licks urfe lips*
troeey: "k.....sure"
redshert "u can get kewl fre sogns frm tihs siet www.goatse.cx"
troeey: "i knoe, it si kewl!"
redshert "it my siet..go there!!!!1"
troeey: "relly???" KEWL
redshert "yeh it me lol"
redshert "ill do it now 4 yuo"
redshert bends over
troeey: "lorl u got big arsewhole, ... wait minit,, u were on deck 20 mins ago!"
troeey lols
redshert "shit it secrit tho so dunt tell k"
troeey: "k.. it si kewl.. ure cute"
redshert "so riekar ur b/F?????"
troeey: "yeh.. but i dnt loev him.. I LOEV U!!!"
redshert ;"wtf with his beard ?????lol....ooh luv u 2 baeb"
redshert ;"i tak off ur suit"
troeey: "lorl eh thikns chicx dig that !!"
redshert ;"omg... i.......g2g"
troeey./ "awwwthx"
troeey./ :(
redshert ;"srry dood go2 chaeng unifrom"
redshert ;"l8r"
troeey./ im gong 2
troeey./ ill b in birdge whe u want to do me
redshert left #hollerdack
~STAR TREAEK 111 TEH SEAIRCH FOUR PENUS~
* troiyan joined #bridhge.enteriz.cum
riekar: "sup baeb :cool:"
troit: "stfu"

riekar: ">:(#"
troit: " i need 2 talk bout u"
riekar: "k....."
troit: " ur an asswhol"
riekar: "FUCK U SLUT"
troit: "i foudn sum1 else"
pikead "STOP IT!!1"
pikead "no aerguin on my bredige!!"
pikead "evr1 nos troiey is a slut"
*westleys ghost suddanly appears on screen*
westly: even i know~~~
pikead "Oh FUK OFF WESTLY!"
westly: :(((
*westleys ghost ... dissappears offf screen*
pikead "waht a faggort.....im goin2 call exroesist man"
exersitman: "wut u want"
pikead "kill westly gost plz"
exersitman: "k... is he friendly / evale / fag / homofag ghost? "
pikead "homofag"
exersitman: "k.."
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