freddy: hay i have pizza face an handknifes lolas
jasin:; mummble mummble death! mummble
girl1: omg dead ppl with knives they kill with the knives!!!!
jasin: i wan 2 kill ppl in their sleep now 2!!!!
freddy: rarrrr!!! im gonna rump your hump with my knifeglove hand
jaons: hay lol ur dead too??
freddy: oh yeh but 1st plz go to sleep littil girl thx
grl: but im not sleepy
jaons: wait lets settle our differince and team up!!! SUPER KILLAR KNIFE TEAMOMEGA ALPHA 3000!!!!
freddy: oh i see lol good one dude
jasin: give her sleeppills
freddy: dude i used them all on cheez3yd00d it took the whoel bottle :/
grl: lorl hes fat
freddy: it wos worth it tho he was playing counterstrieks (fag) in
his dream an he won and ate a turkey lol
and i made my head come out of the turkey but he ate it (fatty)
so i slashed my way out lol
jasin: o but u didntkill him cuz hes talking?!
freddy: no dude i slashed my way out of his fat rump pay attentin plz
jasin: yeh--btu how dead is he??
freddy: i dunno cuz he is pretty big an liek the t10000 he come backs
together again liquid fatty
grl: ewww
jasin: so how about this girl
freddy: i kinda got scared he tried to eat me agin so i ran....
plz dont tell othr slasher evil dudes
jasin: hahahah (fatty)
freddy: plz audiences goto our websit wwww.freddyvsjasin.comthx
it is good i hear im in it thx
freddy: jasin dude wat...
dude the grl is transformin
jasin: oh shit!
freddy: omg it is fatty
freddy: run to tha evil cave!!!!
jasin: I RUNS
fatty: munch munch harhahrhahaha munch munch
I eat YOUR SOUL
jasin: o shit!!! don give him ur pix!!
freddy: oh jasin wait do we have souls???
jasin: only airsols lol
jasin: >>;))D
freddy: okay fatt its time for some roughage
freddy: hahahah im one bad motherfucker
jasin: wait i forgot who i was plz am i the one with the chainsaw
freddy runs at fattyman
freddy: oh wait dude your the big dude wit the mask...,,???
jasin: i thoght u r!
freddy: no dued im the skiny dude wit the pizza face
jasin: who is the kill-in-ur-sleep-dood??
freddy: an i kinda like to cut shit up with my knife glove cuz im kinda crazy like that
prolly thinkin of me dude
jasin: SHIT HES GETTING AWAEY!!!
freddy: im kinda a faggot in the daylight when ppl are awake
freddy: FLASH
freddy: AH AH
freddy: oh shit wrong freddy lol
freddy: he's dead im dead its easy to get confused yknow
jasin: LORL U GOT FINGARED???!!!!
freddy: fuk u dude
jasin: lets killz tom green aftar the fat faghat!!
freddy: yeh what a fagg
jasin: omg hes bendin over (fatty))
*freddy runs at fatty and sticks a knifey finger up his airs
jasin: lorl waht an easy kill!
*freddy gets up and looks worried - no damage*
jasin: o wait shit
*fatty is transforming into........ THE STAY-PUFT MARSHMELLOW MAN!!!!*
jasin: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jasin: dood lets cross our knifs!!!
fatty: MUAHAHA I AM MEGAFATTY,
I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY
FAtty FLABROLLS!!!!!!!!
jasins: lol ur fat
freddy: o shit the marshmel--err fattymen is lookin ill
freddy: maybe too many mega whopper tripple Mcfatty burgerrss
jasin: LOL, rite
freddy: o shit hes gonna spew
jasin: wtf is that look behind u
fatty: BLAEARRRGGHHHH
jasin: ITS TEH GHOST OF WESTLY CRUSHAR??
jasin: omg its gone
*street is drenched in white fattyflab
jasin: teh ghost saved us
freddy: dude we are so covered in white fatty meat
jasin: yeah, like baby meat am i rite
freddy: tastes badder
freddy: wait
freddy: wot is that thing in the middle of all the fatty juciess.....
jasin: dunno lets taek a look???
freddy: it is the ghost of tv's faggot wilt wheanon
jasin: shit wtf
jasin: so thats waht I saw/?
wilt: hay guys once again i saved ppl!!! i have a blog!!!
freddy: fuck off wesley
wilt: :(
*freddy runs at wilt with his glove raised*
KAZAM!
*wilt dissapers*
*freddy hits something hard, he falls back*
freddy: what.. the
jasin: hay.. its look like a 24th centuryspace-pod
Blackman: I pitty tha foo who go flashin his knives at tv's faggot wesley wiltwheaton
freddy: dood wtf... doc mcbrown is in it??!!
(and a black dood()
jasin: shit!
freddy: dude perhap it is Doc T Brown
freddy: a freaky dna combination!!
blackman: maybe transportar incident??
freddy: perhaps!
jasin: wtf?
freddy: dudes this has been one freaky night
blackman: we com to cut off will's dad's cok
freddy: i feel kinda sorrey for all the ppl i killed yknow...
jasin: strange.. i kinda regrit it too
freddy: maybe.. maybe i shoulb try christianity
jasin: i'd like to try mormonism
freddy: i mean lets face it i look like a fag anyhow
freddy: dude killin would be less evil
jasin: yeh and id put girls into homes with no troubles!
freddy: dude i like girls
jasin: I think Ill go with the name Jules from now on yunno
freddy: cool
jasin: i wanna be black
freddy: call me fred.... dude youre wearin a freakin mask and your ugly
jules: i got a wallet now tho
A COMET HITS TEH STREET AND IT IS ENTERPRISE
AND FREDDY WAKES UP SWEARTIN
TO REALISE IT WAS DREAM ALL ALONG
jasin wakes up beside him and asks him if he's been having that dream again
freddy: that dream was shitty, the exploding fatty man and that tv fag..
i think I'll lay of the fetuses for a while o wait
Jasons: goo'nigt hun
freddy: I'm gonna rip your insides out
freddy: with my fingers
jasin: y
freddy: cuz thats the way you like it
jason: awww!
freddy: :)
jasan: *kiss*
THE END
COPYTRADMARK MARVEL WARNER TRISTAR PICUTRES INC
PARAMOUNT!
JASIN GOT FINGERED
Starring Robert Englund as Freddy
A fat ugly dude as Jasin
and a really ghey fellow as tv's fag wheaton
And finally, THE STAY-PUFT MARSHMELLOW MAN as fattycheeze aka fatty & fattyman
END OF DVD
[special features]
[behind the scene]
Jason: I liked playing the roll of Jason, because it had a nice karma. I could feel it all around me.
CheeZeYD00D: the roll of fatty suited me fine, because I am naturally fat.
and thay paid me in hamburgers
intarviewr: so how about u, michael dorn?
dorn: what was i in that film?
intarviewr: were you satisfied with your cameo???
michael dorn: oh yes my cameo as mr t yes
michael dorn: I'm naturally black, so the role was easy for me
intarvier: oic
intarviewr: so tell me really gay fellow, how did you like your role as
tv's faggot faggot wesley wilt wheanon
teh direcotrs of this mvoe (l33tboys) werent able to take a interview. sorrey.
but here is someoen pratendin to be them
intarviewr: tell us l33tboy dude, what was the message you watned to give wit this film????
l33tboydude: it iss a veary deep motin pictar faggot
intarviewr: oic
l33tboyguy2: true dat
l33tboyguy2: hay our science teacher is dumb lol
l33tboydude: B-)
l33tboyguy2: am i rite???
l33tboydude: he was insperaetin for fatty man
l33tboydude: cuz he is FAT adn smell of cheezburgars
intarvierman: so how do u guys now about "cheezeyd00d" (fatty) from gmcharoom???
l33tboydude: yes he is a rathar fat man
intarvierman: how u guyz find out an all?!
l33tboydude: it all staertd wehn we viewd fatarse.jkpg
l33tboydude: we had fuond our fatty rite there
intarvierman: ah. theinfamous fatarse.jpg... where did u obtain it or is it
calssified
l33tboydude: then he saed he wuold only apear in our deep motin pictur if
we paid him cheezeburgr
we ackqired it from an eqully fat man who was a peepin tom pervart
intarvierman: were you satisfied with his actinG??
l33tboydude: he was fat
l33tboyguy2: yeh lol, very
l33tboydude: a tier apiered in my eye the fisrt i saw him play fattyman
l33tboyguy2: he wus ok.. i didnt like him at first, cuz his smell was so
bad to, but my brothar liekd him
l33tboydude: NXt questin plz
l33tboyguy2: tis si our first attempt at a movie! we got inspird by othar movi
intarviar: oic. are the remember true that l33tboyz production are planning a sequel movie?
l33tboydude: yEs it wil bbe caelld ""JASIN GOT FINGARED 2: FATTY FROM THE GRAEVE""
l33tboyguy2: yeah, when we got uor hadns on teh leaked STARRE track script,
we wantd to maek our own movies, this is uor first 1! expect a sequal soon ^^
intarviewr: thakn you l33tboyz for your special time with us thx
l33tboyz all togethr: n/p!!!!
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