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If U want teh bestest deal on computer hardwar you can not beet l0cal Computar Fairs! they haave the best cheepest stuff j00 can BUY@! Its amzsing! PLUS as an add3d bonus ALL the ppl their selling stuff speek russian! After I shooped around for a whil I found the Sirrus Logic Torbo C. The scary Russan Guy said it was a very very g00d vedio card! He smelled liek balony/ I also baught a special verson of Windows 98 withOUT the holograms! its saz "verbatim" on teh front.

Hear is a piuctur of the card:

I think cirrus logik w0rked wiTH Borlan on this CRAD so taht is BLAZING 2D performance helps you DO C CODde faster, I dont KNow though. HEY , LOOk at all the SPecial BITS!

1) These POKE you when you try to take out the card! DANGER!!!

2) THIS is the PCI SLocket! i think MIne mihgt be missing a fwe pins tho, I'll Try to fix IT later.

4) THis gooos to tghe MONITOR, DUH! THere Used to be hall monitors at sch00l bakc when i was In Elemetary School. We used to throw thingsd at them but the TeachERS would Get Mad at us So we Started throughing things at thEM and then HULC HOGAN came to help them But he got killed bya scorpeon and I bet that hurt.

5) THIS IS THE POCXEOTR!@ it dose vedeo STUF!1 I think they f0rgot to put On a HEATSINK so i bit it wont be ablee to OVERCLOCK very mUCH@! I'll fix that too laters.

OOPS! 3) UNlik the v00doO 3 You canADD more memeoey to the CrrUS LOGIK Tourbo C. IT has spacve for upto 2 memories!

.... NO!