| 7 reasons why we hate mushrooms |
| 1. Mush's are the most disgusting pooey brown colour underneath. If you look at the bottom of a mush you will want to pooke....so why would you want to eat such an ugly food?? |
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| 2. The smell of a mush is one of the worlds grossest smells. Not only do they smell awful when they are growning in farms, but when you cook them they leave a horrid stench for ages. |
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| 3. Mush's have a weird rubbery texture. If you are unfortunate enough to cut into a mush, it will make a yucky squeaky noise and if you have the real displeasure of biting into one, you will feel the rubbery texture on your teeth. (please do not try this!) |
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| 4. Their taste. Not a lot to be said here really....the taste is just too bad for anyone to have to suffer really. |
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| 5. Mush's are fungi. Doesn't that fact make you feel sick?? If not, it should. They are ugly, smelly fungi which grow on the floor of a forest where any passing animal can pee on them. That is a very good reason to not eat mush's. |
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| 6. Magic Mush's. If you eat the wrong type of mush, you may end up getting high and that would be bad news if you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Mush's could land you in jail! See how bad they are?! |
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| 7. And seventhly, mush's are so insignificant that some people have never even heard of them....although perhaps these are the few lucky people in the world. |
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| So the moral of this story is...........Don't eat Mushrooms!!!!! |
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