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| Why did the girl grow cactuses? Because she had no other skull! |
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| Why did tAsh's sister not get the joke? Because she is a gril! |
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| Why did Luce date a bum? Because he wore sunglasses! |
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| What do tAsh and Luce think about? Their hubbys! |
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| What did the chikem say to his dad? You are hil! |
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| Why is Bum famous? Because he is Earnest! |
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| What did bum say when he needed dtg? "Yes its happening, the road to heaven has apeard!" |
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| What is a chikem? It's a planet animal! |
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| One day Luce and tAsh were making a special dish for Bum and Bum's cloned hottie but then they lolled and became mer sisters. |
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| So Bum and Bum's clone put on their respective sunglasses and hil hawaiian shirt. |
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| They went to hil land to see who was the hillest on the mountain. |
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| Bhili the giant came to squeeze them and hairy Bhurr came to eat them for his morning dessert before his exam to be strong because he likes polotics. |
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| And then Bum's clone said, "Vell you can't eat me and and Bum because ve are vell big and skinny." And bum said, "I may be a sumb bum but i am a stong sailor dude." |
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| tAsh and Luce were being msn queens and they were thinking and concentrating a lot. |
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| They enjoy this task, however they also enjoy sitting. They used their telepathic mind powers and began to lol hysterically because they are hil. They were so hil that Bum and his clone materialised before their eyes, because they managed to escape from hil land. Hil land is where unhil people go. tAsh and Luce do not like unhil people. tAsh's Bum clone is now bery hil and so is Bum. tAsh and luce finally got to make their special dish, which was mer. |
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