So this is blogging... looks like it might be a laugh!!

I guess i should start with a little about me... i'm the one on the right in the photo, the camp guy on the left is BB/Boob/Beeb/anything with lots of 'B's. Erm, I'm allegedly intelligent, although the older i get the more rubbish comes out of my orifices (haha an its alllll shit!). I would like to be prime minister because i think i have lots of common sense and the ability to 'stop the rot' however i know nothig about politics and i am regularly off my face so i doubt i would get voted in. I am going to tell you a little about my political stance one day though so please do tell me if you think you would vote for me!! 

If everyone who knew me had to use five words to describe me, i think they would vote in these five:

English

Arrogant

Amusing (not always in a positive way)

Wreckhead

Sensible

Some of those contradict each other but i do lead 2 or 3 seperate lives so its understandable that i'm a bit confused! At home i just stay quiet cos generally my opinions start arguments, at work i jus get on with it cos i like people telling me i'm brilliant, and with my mates i like to get off my face at every available opportunity! 

I have always loved the english language, be it books, poems, songs, and this year i have been trying to get back into writing again (hence the new blog and a few other publications on sites). I think i'm shit, some people agree and some think i actually have a talent... i think really i just have a talent to make rubbish sound good!! My aim is to record one album, purely for personal indulgence, exploiting the musical talents of my mates and hopefully learning how to deliver a half decent rap line!  Musically i am very much into my hiphop these days, not just beats-wise but also i like the clarity and poignancy of the messages conveyed in many tunes. I was a serious rock lover though for most of my youth and i still don't think any album has ever topped these three:

Metallica - Metallica

Guns & Roses - Appetite for Destruction

Black Sabbath - Paranoid

Anyway that's enough of an intro, from now on you will be on the receiving end of far less intelligible waffle!! Inabit