KITTENS NEVER SLEEP

THIS MORNING AS I ARRIVED IN THE LIVING ROOM, THE USUAL MESS WAS DEFINATELY BIGGER AND REALLY A MESS. LAST NIGHT MY DAUGHTER KERRI CAME OVER AND STARTED BRINGING OUT THE CHRISTMAS BOXES TO DECORATE THE LIVING ROOM

GROWING TIRED; SHE LEFT AND WE HADNT PUT EVERY THING UP YET, SO THINGS WERE ON TABLES, THE COUCH, A DESK, CUBOARDS, ECT. THE LIVING ROOM WAS TOPSY TURVY, THE KITTENS OF WHICH THERE ARE THREE, LOVEY, LIKE THE ONES PICTURED HERE,

SWEETIE AND PRECIOUS. THE NAME SHOULD HAVE BEEN NOSY, SCAMPER AND PERCOSIOUS. ONE LITTLE FIBEROPTIC TREE WAS ON THE FLOOR TOPPLESD AND THE STAR MISSING, THE TWO NESSIE BEAN BABIES AND A STUFFED PUPPER WERE ON THE FLOOR FROM OFF THE COMPUTER MONITOR, THE PRINTER WAS RUNNING THERE WERE GARLAND ROPES STRUNG FROM HERE TO THERE, GLITTER SPRAYED THE REMOTE TO THE TV WAS ACROSS THE ROOM AND THE REMOTE FOR THE CABLE WAS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND.

MY TELEPHONE BOOK AND EXTRA MOUSE PAD WERE IN BETWEEN BOOK CASES AND COMPUTER DESK, I AM CONVINCED THAT WHAT WASNT UNPACKED IS NOW, AND WHAT WASNT S TREWN ACROSS TWO ROOMS WAS EITHER TO HEAVY TO MOVE OR TOPPLE OR JUST WASNT INTERESTING, SOME THINGS ARE MISSING, I AM SURE WE WILL FIND BURIED IN THE DIRT BOX (YUCKY,) OR WILL BE UPCHUCKED AT A LATER DATE IN COLORFUL, GLITTERING FUZZ BALLS.

LAST NIGHT THE LITTLE DARLINGS WAITED UNTIL I WAS JUST ABOUT ASLEEP AND THEY CAME JUMPING ON THE BED, AND DECIDED THEY WANTED TO BE PETTED OR BOXED, OR EXAMINE MY EYES, THEY CHECKED OUT MY BREATHING WHICH WAS SEVERLY HAMPERED BUY THE CLOSE PROXIMITY TO MY NOSTRILS BY THE LITTLE TINY NOSE OF LOVEY. A FEW SWIPES OF THE PAWS TO MY MOUTH AND THEY SCAMPERED A WAY TO BED FOR THE NIGHT

RIGHT, O SURE, WELL THE NIGHT PASSED AND WHEN I ARRIVED TO THIS MESS, THEY WERE PEACEFULLY ASLEEP. LITTLE DARLINGS, SO CUTE AND INNOCENT. IM PRETTY SURE THE CANARY, OR THE COATEILS WERE OUT ROAMING AND SPREADDING THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, BUT HEY THE KITTENDS WERE SOUND ASLEEP. SANTA MAYBE, NO TOO EARLY, THE DOGS, NO TOO LAZY AND BESIDES THEY HAD PLANTTED THEMSELVES ON THE FOOT OF THE BED.

SO BEING THE SMART DETECTIVE THAT I AM, I PRESUME THE MIDNIGHT RAMPAGE WORE THE LITTLE CUTIES OUT, SO WHILE THEY SNOOZE IN PEACE, I WILL TRY TO PICK UP THE NIGHT OF PARTYING. WHAT THIS HOUSE NEEDS IS MICE, CUTE LITTLE SCAMPERING MICE FOR THEM TO PLAY WITH. EVERY PROBLEM HAS A SOLUTION AND MICE MIGHT BE THE ANSWER, ONLY IF THE KITTENS ARE ON A TOTAL SEARCH AND DESTROY MISSION.

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