2. James Hetfeild, Jim Sprott, David Allen Coe & Chino will become house hold names.
3. All boys, starting at the age of 5, will have reverse vesectomies done.
*When prepared to have children, they can do so.
4. You (male and female) must go through an application process to wear a thong.
Driving:
1. Every vehicle will be equipped with a cell phone attached to the dash by a cord. License tags will be that cell number. Need I explain further?
2. 65 years of age & older will not be driving. Ages 60-64 will go through proper testing.
3. 2 door sports cars full (1 is acceptable) of bubbleheads/airheads/pure village idiots,
will either be:
a) sucked into a vacuum held in the sky, controlled by God himself
b) towed, picture taken, and put on the front page of the 4 most local newspapers
The Following People Could Not Live:
Ashlee Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Kirstee Alley
Paris Hilton
Hillary Duff
Phil Helmuth
Avril Lavigne
Andrew Keegan
Morals and Philosophy:
Golden Rule - Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Duh.
Say something creative when flipping the finger.
God made us all different colors and races for a reason.
There is a seperate God for children, the special, and the animals. Respect them all.